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Title: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: wardiflex on January 16, 2014, 06:20:07 PM: Get Out Of The Car!

This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida:

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! GET OUT OF THE CAR!"

The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: wardiflex on January 16, 2014, 06:20:53 PM: ito pala si Madam oh... super astig..hhahaha

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Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: juan on January 16, 2014, 07:02:15 PM: ??? Unsa mai nakakataw-anan ini? This lady is Dr. Amalayer. After skipper. Tsk3X! Skipper, beware!!!!! :o
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: wardiflex on January 18, 2014, 12:39:57 AM: di pud na sya amalayer Pareng Juan, misumbong man sab xa sa iyang sayop... hahhaa nalipat lang...
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: Lyn Ann on January 18, 2014, 09:54:25 PM: haha, palamuot tiguwanga Wardz..
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: OMG on January 19, 2014, 02:14:46 AM: that is so hilarious, thanks for the laughs wardz
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: juan on January 19, 2014, 03:45:18 PM: Quote from: wardiflex on January 18, 2014, 12:39:57 AM
di pud na sya amalayer Pareng Juan, misumbong man sab xa sa iyang sayop... hahhaa nalipat lang...
??? Wa matingala ang pusil nganong dunai silencer iyang pulis? ::)
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: wardiflex on January 19, 2014, 04:41:34 PM: Quote from: juan on January 19, 2014, 03:45:18 PM
??? Wa matingala ang pusil nganong dunai silencer iyang pulis? ::)
hahahha hasta ang silencer naglibog nganong naay pulis sa pusil pareng juan...

http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=17034.0#.UtxwricRVxA (http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=17034.0#.UtxwricRVxA)
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: wardiflex on January 19, 2014, 04:44:08 PM: Quote from: Lyn Ann on January 18, 2014, 09:54:25 PM
haha, palamuot tiguwanga Wardz..
Quote from: OMG! on January 19, 2014, 02:14:46 AM
that is so hilarious, thanks for the laughs wardz

heheh salamat, simpleng pangyayari lang na baka mangyayari din sa atin..just control our self, be ready and always check first.
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: ryanjoe on January 19, 2014, 04:51:30 PM: bogay ni si Lola diay bai ..
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: wardiflex on January 19, 2014, 05:00:27 PM: hahahha very protected kaayo bai..
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: juan on January 19, 2014, 11:40:04 PM: The moral is, be careful kon manguyab mog losyang. :D ;)
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: wardiflex on January 20, 2014, 01:07:57 AM: Quote from: juan on January 19, 2014, 11:40:04 PM
The moral is, be careful kon manguyab mog losyang. :D ;)

naka experience naka ana pareng juan?
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: juan on January 20, 2014, 06:17:11 AM: Quote from: wardiflex on January 20, 2014, 01:07:57 AM
naka experience naka ana pareng juan?
:-X
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: juan on January 20, 2014, 06:40:07 AM: Once again, ...
Quote from: juan on January 16, 2014, 07:02:15 PM
??? Unsa mai nakakataw-anan ini? This lady is Dr. Amalayer. After skipper. Tsk3X! Skipper, beware!!!!! :o
This isn't a joke. Skipper's life is in grave danger.
Can't blame her. Homan makatagamtam sa katam-is sa iyang kahoyang ... Homan makapahimulos sa iyang kaputli ... Gi-dumped lang sya ni skipper! >:( ;D
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: wardiflex on January 20, 2014, 06:17:10 PM: naunsa diay? e shout out mo pareng Juan...

http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=17033.0#.Ut3Yf0oRVxA (http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=17033.0#.Ut3Yf0oRVxA)
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: juan on January 20, 2014, 06:50:30 PM: Quote from: wardiflex on January 20, 2014, 06:17:10 PM
naunsa diay? e shout out mo pareng Juan...

http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=17033.0#.Ut3Yf0oRVxA (http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=17033.0#.Ut3Yf0oRVxA)
Me say it best when me say nothing at all. Daghan na kaau kog ka-away dinhi! :D ;)
Quote from: rogergatal on November 14, 2011, 07:15:53 PM
daghan kag kontra diri juan pero nakasugakod lang gihapon ka, and the rest are gone hahahaha by the way, congratz for becoming a director right now with 3,737 posts.. not bad at all, keep it up!
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: Lyn Ann on January 21, 2014, 12:38:07 AM: Quote from: ryanjoe on January 19, 2014, 04:51:30 PM
bogay ni si Lola diay bai ..

astig na man mga Lola karon, high tech na pod! haha..
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: wardiflex on January 21, 2014, 12:53:08 AM: may kargada na Lynn...
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: juan on January 21, 2014, 02:13:06 AM: While still new here, it was a fad for young Aussie blokes to go to Paris and become gigolos. Many rich old ladies, whose husbands are more interested in young grass, go there. Ang delicado pag her interest in a bloke becomes personal. Hehe :) ;)

Pero ngayon, cguro mag-internet dating lang muna. Kon magkasinabot, rendezvous in Paris.
Paris is a city of love. But it is also a city of broken dreams. :) ;)
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: wardiflex on January 22, 2014, 12:37:14 AM: i will go to Paris....

http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=17052.msg600880#new (http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=17052.msg600880#new)
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: juan on January 22, 2014, 09:37:52 AM: Quote from: wardiflex on January 22, 2014, 12:37:14 AM
i will go to Paris....

http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=17052.msg600880#new (http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=17052.msg600880#new)

No need to. Mag-internet date ka. Naai daghang mga rich and lonely old ladies sa mga internet dating sites nangitag young grass. Kon makursunadahan ka she'll pay for your travel. Pero ayaog katingala kon ang iyang pulis dunai silencer. ;D
Most of them are serious in their intentions. So, ayao pagbinuang nla. :) ;)
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: wardiflex on January 22, 2014, 04:48:53 PM: yes sir... wow naa pajud chance..

http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=17063.msg600667;boardseen#new (http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=17063.msg600667;boardseen#new)
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: OMG on January 25, 2014, 12:56:04 AM: Quote from: wardiflex on January 22, 2014, 12:37:14 AM
i will go to Paris....

http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=17052.msg600880#new (http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=17052.msg600880#new)
known sila sa alin for example wardz?
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: juan on January 25, 2014, 03:16:40 AM: Quote from: wardiflex on January 22, 2014, 04:48:53 PM
yes sir... wow naa pajud chance..

http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=17063.msg600667;boardseen#new (http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=17063.msg600667;boardseen#new)
What if she's more vicious than Yolanda? ??? ;D
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: Lyn Ann on January 26, 2014, 05:05:42 AM: Quote from: wardiflex on January 22, 2014, 12:37:14 AM
i will go to Paris....

http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=17052.msg600880#new (http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=17052.msg600880#new)

Ganda cguro dun noh? Ako dream ko buong Europe.. :)
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: wardiflex on January 26, 2014, 10:29:22 PM: sama mo ako Lynn...wew!

http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=17064.0#.Uubhw_uIZkg (http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=17064.0#.Uubhw_uIZkg)
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: OMG on January 28, 2014, 08:37:52 PM: may French Fries din kaya sila doon?
Title: Re: Get Out Of The Car!...sobrang nakakatawang pangyayari..
Post by: wardiflex on January 28, 2014, 08:51:40 PM: Paris Steak frites ..ano kaya ang lasa nito... :P
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