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Title: Horth Henth
Post by: MichaelCorleone on April 22, 2008, 06:37:38 AM
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a
friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment."
So the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male
or female horse.
"A female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?"
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?"
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?"
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him
up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her twat?"

Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms
and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him
out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit" ?
Title: Re: Horth Henth
Post by: Phoebe_Halliwell on April 22, 2008, 12:58:38 PM
ano daw?lols