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WELCOME FRIENDS TO MIKEY GATAL'S WORLD => LET'S TALK LOVE => Topic started by: MichaelCorleone on April 22, 2008, 06:58:03 AM

Title: Funny Jokes Texts Messages
Post by: MichaelCorleone on April 22, 2008, 06:58:03 AM
a dwarf cme up 2 me
& sed il giv u powr but il tke away
ur frnd 4ever gdukol nko oi!
ana ko tke away ur frnd k jan!
hmuon tka bitay2x celfon lipong jud ka!
Title: Re: Funny Jokes Texts Messages
Post by: MichaelCorleone on April 22, 2008, 06:59:00 AM
we knew 4 each ader 4 quite a wyl now.
do u think we cn b mor dan frenz?
coz i lyk u very much!
wil u b my partner?
mang HOLD-UP ta!..panglod lng gud?:)
Title: Re: Funny Jokes Texts Messages
Post by: MichaelCorleone on April 22, 2008, 06:59:43 AM
alam m'
mis n kita kanina pgkain ko
mukha mo nsa pla2 ko
pg inom ko mukha mo nsa baso ko grabe!
pti b nman s banyo?
mukha mo nsa inodoro! over n2?
Title: Re: Funny Jokes Texts Messages
Post by: MichaelCorleone on April 22, 2008, 07:00:13 AM
sa oras n2..
my taong...
nkaalala syo..
mbait xa..
mlambing..
'thotful' at..
miss n miss k n nya
lam m kng cnu xa?
cge isang pindot pa.
Title: Re: Funny Jokes Texts Messages
Post by: MichaelCorleone on April 22, 2008, 07:00:43 AM
pgmhal m isang tao,
khit mlau p xa,
dpat kyanin m khit d kau mdlas
mg-usap o mgkta, carry m,
dhil ang pag-ibig hndi sa lapit o lau
kundi nsa PUSO at TIWALA..
Title: Re: Funny Jokes Texts Messages
Post by: MichaelCorleone on April 22, 2008, 07:07:36 AM
GRADUATION DAY SPEECH: 2nyt i am graduation,
i invitation u ol 2 eat our hauz coz i know sumdy dt i will
eat ur hawz too! I will die 5 chickens,3 grils & 2 boys
2 eat u ol & i will ask my father 2 cook my mother.
Thank you..bt i'm sori 2 inform u dat my rice is corn.
Title: Re: Funny Jokes Texts Messages
Post by: MichaelCorleone on April 22, 2008, 07:08:32 AM
A girl started 2look @ her pussy,
dn she cud no longer control herself
n started touchn it, @ 1 point she
wnt mad n rubbd it so hard, dt d
pussy sed, MEOW!!! nd ran away...
Title: Re: Funny Jokes Texts Messages
Post by: MichaelCorleone on April 22, 2008, 07:12:00 AM
Mganda ang boses m
mgtwala ka sa srili m my talent ka kya m yan
giv 8 ol go on! Wag mong itago ang pamana sau
cge isigaw m! ginamos! ginamos! tag 10 ang pu2s!
Title: Re: Funny Jokes Texts Messages
Post by: MichaelCorleone on April 22, 2008, 07:12:28 AM
Ssshh!...ayon sa SURVEY, sa gani2ng oras dw
angmga CUTE ay nagte-txt na at ang mga pangit ay
nagbabasa pa. Hehe..pasa mo dali pra mkaganti ka..

hahahahhah ipasa na  dali para mabasa  ni hmmmmm.
Title: Re: Funny Jokes Texts Messages
Post by: Phoebe_Halliwell on April 22, 2008, 11:24:38 AM
panalo na si mich.lols
Title: Re: Funny Jokes Texts Messages
Post by: MichaelCorleone on April 22, 2008, 09:18:21 PM
hahahahhaa ;D
Title: Re: Funny Jokes Texts Messages
Post by: Phoebe_Halliwell on April 23, 2008, 02:21:29 AM
balato ha
Title: Re: Funny Jokes Texts Messages
Post by: MichaelCorleone on April 26, 2008, 11:51:57 PM
Quote from: Michael on April 22, 2008, 07:12:28 AM
Ssshh!...ayon sa SURVEY, sa gani2ng oras dw
angmga CUTE ay nagte-txt na at ang mga pangit ay
nagbabasa pa. Hehe..pasa mo dali pra mkaganti ka..

hahahahhah ipasa na  dali para mabasa  ni hmmmmm.


hahahahhaha ipasa nyo na to
Title: Re: Funny Jokes Texts Messages
Post by: Phoebe_Halliwell on April 27, 2008, 02:24:44 AM
wala akong ka txt e.lols
Title: Re: Funny Jokes Texts Messages
Post by: MichaelCorleone on April 28, 2008, 03:25:28 AM
di ka ma  bawos ana ron ;D
Title: Re: Funny Jokes Texts Messages
Post by: MichaelCorleone on April 28, 2008, 04:30:54 AM
Guy 1: Bai, welcome to Cebu. Here to visit Daisy?
Guy 2: Ha ha! Shut up, pare. I was texting her kanina, teasing her about her Boracay pics sa friendster niya. Tapos she replied na amaw daw ako. Pare, what’s amaw?
Guy 1: It means you are cool, charming.
Guy 2: Ah okay
Title: Re: Funny Jokes Texts Messages
Post by: Rachel on April 28, 2008, 05:59:18 AM
bwahahaha amaw sya!
Title: Re: Funny Jokes Texts Messages
Post by: Phoebe_Halliwell on April 28, 2008, 02:24:41 PM
mawmawmaw
Title: Re: Funny Jokes Texts Messages
Post by: MichaelCorleone on April 29, 2008, 09:58:10 PM
murag hmmmmmm ;D