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WELCOME FRIENDS TO MIKEY GATAL'S WORLD => FUN GAMES WITH YOUR FRIENDS => Topic started by: aiko on September 27, 2008, 08:43:04 PM
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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hahahhahaa,,lagi.lagi ;D ;D ;D ;D :P
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luoy baya ning mga teacher usahay noh nya buyagon mga students..kahinumdom ko sa una pirmi mi bunalan among titser sa grade one..hahaha
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awwww,,,sauna ra na,karon dli na baja mahimo.. ::)
teacher sa japan kay mura ra ug amigo nila...mao mga bata spoiled brat gihapon..
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luoy lng tong titser namo kay naa baya to goiter nya cge lang sya singgit.lolzz
mga salbahe man mga student diri noh..sa mga tv drama makita nko.syempre bisan drama lang yun based pa rin yun sa totoong buhay d ba..
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korik naa jud ing ana..
pero wen i was n the elementary..strikto man mga teacher central oistt..as en jud masuko ug bahong singot ka ;D ;D ;D ako jud na number 1 hahahhaa :P ika duha cguro c mikey ;D ;D
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sa amo sa bukid ra man pero medyo strikto lang gihapon si maam..
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Salamat sa dyoks Aikz...natambalan gyud ko sa katawa! Hahaha!
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awwww..lets be thankful dun sa gumawa ng jokes na yan :D :D :D bright cla bayzz ;D
sana no ma libre natin ng coke ;D ;D ;D
kay dli baja lalim magpa stretch ::) or magpa collagen ::)
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Korek gyud. Matud pa ni Lord Byron: "Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine." :D
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btaw oistt..but sumtimes..sa sobra ug katawa,makasakit sad ug tyan ;D ;D
mao na ako ug mo katawa..mo lukso,,palakpak.manikad.etc ;D kanang unggoy btaw...ing ana aron wid exercise.. ;D hahahha :P
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btaw oistt..but sumtimes..sa sobra ug katawa,makasakit sad ug tyan ;D ;D
mao na ako ug mo katawa..mo lukso,,palakpak.manikad.etc ;D kanang unggoy btaw...ing ana aron wid exercise.. ;D hahahha :P
Mura diay ug daghan jamo tawo...perteng saba-a. Hahaha. Maayo gyud na kay buga ba, mogawas tanang aligutgot.
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aww,,yess..sikat ko diri basta ting katawa..kay managan na cla,,hahhaa..waaaaaa ::)
kay hadlok cla masipaan man ;D
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aww,,yess..sikat ko diri basta ting katawa..kay managan na cla,,hahhaa..waaaaaa ::)
kay hadlok cla masipaan man ;D
Grabeha diay jud...pagbantay kay mahugno ang saug. ;D ;D ;D
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Grabeha diay jud...pagbantay kay mahugno ang saug. ;D ;D ;D
awww,nahh..semento man sad..ug kahoy mo gawas ko :D :D :D ;D
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awww,nahh..semento man sad..ug kahoy mo gawas ko :D :D :D ;D
Aiko-proof na diay ang bay... ;D
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depende lagi ;D
naa man sad pagka gurl usahay ra :D :D :D :P
pero adto ra man me tig tambay sa church after mass..
start na ng chika ;D
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depende lagi ;D
naa man sad pagka gurl usahay ra :D :D :D :P
pero adto ra man me tig tambay sa church after mass..
start na ng chika ;D
Girly girl baya ka tan-awon sa imong mga pics. Very refined tan-awon. :)
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Girly girl baya ka tan-awon sa imong mga pics. Very refined tan-awon. :)
sa pix lgi..but n personal..wlay pili ;D
they thought naka inom ko, :D :D :P
same ra jud ko makainom ug dli hahaha ;)
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;D ;D ;D
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sa pix lgi..but n personal..wlay pili ;D
they thought naka inom ko, :D :D :P
same ra jud ko makainom ug dli hahaha ;)
LOLZ!!!
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havent u notice my typing ;D
it shows my ability hahaha :P
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havent u notice my typing ;D
it shows my ability hahaha :P
Hahahah...muot lagi ka oi.
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Hahahah...muot lagi ka oi.
toinkzz karon pa ka ;D :P
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toinkzz karon pa ka ;D :P
Hahahaha...maayo diay na kay kung naay masayop, blame it on the drink na lang. :D
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Hahahaha...maayo diay na kay kung naay masayop, blame it on the drink na lang. :D
korik ;D igo ra ko hing inom :D :D :P