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Title: S sPermZ nutriOus or fattEninG..!
Post by: aiko on October 09, 2008, 12:29:57 AM
.. You are what you eat. In this case, it is somewhat true, as sperm contains important genetic material.  But sperm, despite it's importand load, is not particularly nutritious or fattening.  The average ejaculate, about one teaspoon, contains between two and three hundred million sperm.  Total calories about five.  These calories are derived from protein, including exzymes and sugars (mainly fructose) secreted into semen by the prostate gland to provide the sperm with the energy to swim.
... Other good stuff found in semen includes water, vitamin C, citric acid, phosphate, bicarbonate, zinc, and prostaglandins.  A veritable breakfast of champions !!! Hahaha ...         

...  So if you're planning to be with someone please, don't drink alcohol, this will cause bitter to the taste, as mentioned above - you are what you eat, right???  :P :P
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Post by: quibir on October 15, 2008, 08:15:19 PM
i never thought about it
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Post by: arrix on October 18, 2008, 02:21:42 PM
.. You are what you eat. In this case, it is somewhat true, as sperm contains important genetic material.  But sperm, despite it's importand load, is not particularly nutritious or fattening.  The average ejaculate, about one teaspoon, contains between two and three hundred million sperm.  Total calories about five.  These calories are derived from protein, including exzymes and sugars (mainly fructose) secreted into semen by the prostate gland to provide the sperm with the energy to swim.
... Other good stuff found in semen includes water, vitamin C, citric acid, phosphate, bicarbonate, zinc, and prostaglandins.  A veritable breakfast of champions !!! Hahaha ...        

...  So if you're planning to be with someone please, don't drink alcohol, this will cause bitter to the taste, as mentioned above - you are what you eat, right???  :P :P

All women should know these facts!  ;D
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Post by: quibir on October 21, 2008, 01:09:29 PM
really,thought it's yucky
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Post by: havoc on October 21, 2008, 01:13:23 PM
wow....that explains a lot...lol
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Post by: quibir on October 21, 2008, 01:15:13 PM
wow....that explains a lot...lol

the more i will not try that cause i am watching my diet
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Post by: Phoebe_Halliwell on October 21, 2008, 01:17:02 PM
ma try nga yan..lolz
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Post by: Milagrosa on October 21, 2008, 01:24:36 PM
ma try nga yan..lolz

tataba ka nyan,kaya pala nag gain ako?
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Post by: havoc on October 21, 2008, 02:01:12 PM
hahahah 5 calories is nothing.....maybe you girls should try it......hahahah
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Post by: ginapanso on October 21, 2008, 02:10:29 PM
the more i will not try that cause i am watching my diet

nakakataba pala?watch pa man din ako sa weight ko rin but thanks for the advice havoc, why not?
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Post by: Mr. Boombastic on October 21, 2008, 02:18:51 PM
it is good for skin care for the face....only for women ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: S sPermZ nutriOus or fattEninG..!
Post by: havoc on October 22, 2008, 02:02:08 AM
it is good for skin care for the face....only for women ;D ;D ;D
hahhaah is that what they tell you.....or you know personally hahahah jk
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Post by: hkcb on October 22, 2008, 02:05:16 AM
it is good for skin care for the face....only for women ;D ;D ;D

that's why my gf asks for more and runs to the bathroom?
Title: Re: S sPermZ nutriOus or fattEninG..!
Post by: havoc on October 22, 2008, 02:08:27 AM
that's why my gf asks for more and runs to the bathroom?
hahahah good for you man......
Title: Re: S sPermZ nutriOus or fattEninG..!
Post by: quibir on October 22, 2008, 11:21:31 AM
hahahah 5 calories is nothing.....maybe you girls should try it......hahahah

huh?with you?i don't even know you yet.
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Post by: Phoebe_Halliwell on October 22, 2008, 11:33:33 AM
kaya pala payat ako...lolz...nahh..ayokong tumaba ever..
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Post by: quibir on October 22, 2008, 11:48:07 AM
good for you
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Post by: havoc on October 22, 2008, 03:03:09 PM
huh?with you?i don't even know you yet.
i wasnt implyin anythin now....and i wouldnt just whip it out for any women...pls....but nice to know your experienced hahahahah
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Post by: Kristel on October 22, 2008, 03:15:02 PM
i wasnt implyin anythin now....and i wouldnt just whip it out for any women...pls....but nice to know your experienced hahahahah

LOL!
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Post by: havoc on October 22, 2008, 03:19:10 PM
u like that....... dont u? hahahahahah
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Post by: Kristel on October 22, 2008, 03:21:38 PM
u like that....... dont u? hahahahahah

I was laughing at your "whip" comment. Too funny!
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Post by: havoc on October 22, 2008, 03:27:17 PM
thank u.....thank u......i try  ;D
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Post by: Kristel on October 22, 2008, 03:30:29 PM
Witty comments are always welcome...makes the hours at the office go by fast.  ;D
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Post by: havoc on October 22, 2008, 03:46:25 PM
nice.....
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Post by: quibir on October 26, 2008, 04:32:41 PM
Witty comments are always welcome...makes the hours at the office go by fast.  ;D

wish i could do that too
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Post by: tennishunk on October 26, 2008, 05:59:40 PM
sorry to say.. but sperm has as much protein as the boogers in your nose..
Title: Re: S sPermZ nutriOus or fattEninG..!
Post by: Kristel on October 26, 2008, 08:07:04 PM
sorry to say.. but sperm has as much protein as the boogers in your nose..

Wow! Wouldn't have thunk it. Hahaha. How DO you know this stuff?
Title: Re: S sPermZ nutriOus or fattEninG..!
Post by: ginapanso on October 26, 2008, 08:45:06 PM
sorry to say.. but sperm has as much protein as the boogers in your nose..

can you explain to me further not the booger part please?
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Post by: rogergatal on October 26, 2008, 08:59:13 PM
ma try nga yan..lolz
wow
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Post by: tennishunk on October 27, 2008, 12:29:40 AM
Wow! Wouldn't have thunk it. Hahaha. How DO you know this stuff?
heard it on a late night radio show "Love Line".. a doctor from USC hosts the show and said its a myth that sperm can be used as a protein substitute.. and that it has just about as much protein as the amount of mucus in your nose...
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Post by: tennishunk on October 27, 2008, 12:34:47 AM
you can google it to find out. i think a site said it has about 6mg protein...
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Post by: sutukil on October 27, 2008, 12:40:09 AM
i might donate to some excited women
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Post by: aiko on October 27, 2008, 03:32:19 AM
ma try nga yan..lolz
;D
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Post by: DragonGirl on October 27, 2008, 09:37:16 AM
you can google it to find out. i think a site said it has about 6mg protein...

so it's not fattening at all?
Title: Re: S sPermZ nutriOus or fattEninG..!
Post by: tennishunk on October 27, 2008, 11:51:29 AM
 
so it's not fattening at all?

haha.. dont think so.. or not enough to worry about
Title: Re: S sPermZ nutriOus or fattEninG..!
Post by: Kristel on October 27, 2008, 12:03:51 PM
heard it on a late night radio show "Love Line".. a doctor from USC hosts the show and said its a myth that sperm can be used as a protein substitute.. and that it has just about as much protein as the amount of mucus in your nose...

I wonder how they came up with the idea to compare it to nasal mucus of all things. lol
Title: Re: S sPermZ nutriOus or fattEninG..!
Post by: tennishunk on October 27, 2008, 01:16:50 PM
I wonder how they came up with the idea to compare it to nasal mucus of all things. lol
because some girls are suckered into swallowing by thinking sperm can be nutritious for you.. did I just ruin it for some guys here? sorry
Title: Re: S sPermZ nutriOus or fattEninG..!
Post by: Janet on October 27, 2008, 01:22:26 PM

haha.. dont think so.. or not enough to worry about

this is fun to try
Title: Re: S sPermZ nutriOus or fattEninG..!
Post by: havoc on October 27, 2008, 01:35:55 PM
because some girls are suckered into swallowing by thinking sperm can be nutritious for you.. did I just ruin it for some guys here? sorry
hahaha not really...maybe there werent gettin none in the first place lol jk so need to worry.....

this is fun to try
did you wanna try it ? lol
Title: Re: S sPermZ nutriOus or fattEninG..!
Post by: Kristel on October 27, 2008, 01:37:54 PM
because some girls are suckered into swallowing by thinking sperm can be nutritious for you.. did I just ruin it for some guys here? sorry

Hahaha! I think you did.
Title: Re: S sPermZ nutriOus or fattEninG..!
Post by: tennishunk on October 27, 2008, 01:41:13 PM
this is fun to try
haha go for it.. speaking from experience?
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Post by: tennishunk on October 27, 2008, 01:41:29 PM
Hahaha! I think you did.
yeah.. whomp whomp
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Post by: tennishunk on October 27, 2008, 01:42:06 PM
hahaha not really...maybe there werent gettin none in the first place lol jk so need to worry.....
did you wanna try it ? lol
i think u might have to wait in line bud
Title: Re: S sPermZ nutriOus or fattEninG..!
Post by: havoc on October 27, 2008, 01:45:36 PM
hahhahaaha im straight....i got my own freaks in line waitin for me....lol jk
Title: Re: S sPermZ nutriOus or fattEninG..!
Post by: Rebel on October 27, 2008, 01:48:03 PM
because some girls are suckered into swallowing by thinking sperm can be nutritious for you.. did I just ruin it for some guys here? sorry

yea you did,she's reading it right now
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Post by: havoc on October 27, 2008, 01:49:41 PM
hahahah poor guy....see what you did jason..lmao..........
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Post by: Rebel on October 27, 2008, 01:51:45 PM
she was enjoying to the fullest until it was compared to a boooger by you jason
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Post by: havoc on October 27, 2008, 01:55:44 PM
see jason....damn smart guy....too smart for your own good sometimes lol
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Post by: Janet on October 27, 2008, 01:57:03 PM
i don't mind extending help
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Post by: havoc on October 27, 2008, 01:59:58 PM
hahahah wow.....this is suppose to be a beauty queen...jk
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Post by: MariAnnaGipit on October 27, 2008, 02:03:15 PM
hahahah wow.....this is suppose to be a beauty queen...jk

what's wrong extending some help, i'm a beauty queen too but it must be done in good taste
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Post by: JohnDaniel on October 27, 2008, 02:08:44 PM
in good taste i suppose.....lol
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Post by: Kristel on October 27, 2008, 02:09:54 PM
Uh-huh, in good taste.  ;D
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Post by: havoc on October 27, 2008, 02:15:32 PM
ok ok ill make sure to ask what fruit they like before anything happens lol  ;D
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Post by: Kristel on October 27, 2008, 02:19:41 PM
ok ok ill make to ask when fruit they like before anything happens lol  ;D

I don't know what you're talking about... ??? ;D
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Post by: tennishunk on October 27, 2008, 02:48:25 PM
ok ok ill make to ask when fruit they like before anything happens lol  ;D
you talking about pineapples?
Title: Re: S sPermZ nutriOus or fattEninG..!
Post by: tennishunk on October 27, 2008, 02:48:40 PM
what's wrong extending some help, i'm a beauty queen too but it must be done in good taste

thats very nice of you
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Post by: Mr. Boombastic on October 27, 2008, 02:54:06 PM
 :(
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Post by: tennishunk on October 27, 2008, 03:19:07 PM
:(
sorry, did i ruin it for you too?
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Post by: Kristel on October 27, 2008, 03:58:23 PM
:(

Why the frown Kent?
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Post by: gitz_ on October 27, 2008, 04:13:10 PM
nutritious na kay bahong batong...
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Post by: Beatrice on October 27, 2008, 05:00:29 PM
you talking about pineapples?

my boyfriend's been eating pineapples the past few weeks and i wonder why the tastes so sweet?
Title: Re: S sPermZ nutriOus or fattEninG..!
Post by: tennishunk on October 27, 2008, 05:38:07 PM
my boyfriend's been eating pineapples the past few weeks and i wonder why the tastes so sweet?
the same thing go for girls too you know...  ;)
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Post by: quibir on October 28, 2008, 11:14:01 AM
the same thing go for girls too you know...  ;)

you're liberating my mind now
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Post by: JohnDaniel on October 28, 2008, 05:49:15 PM
Uh-huh, in good taste.  ;D

the guys here can give good tips,i might try pineapples
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Post by: MomentumGT on October 28, 2008, 06:06:24 PM
because some girls are suckered into swallowing by thinking sperm can be nutritious for you.. did I just ruin it for some guys here? sorry

Yea you exposed the myth as a lie.  There's a few less swallowers in the world now  ::)
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Post by: havoc on October 29, 2008, 11:09:21 AM
you're liberating my mind now
im sure more than just your mind can be lubricated...i mean lubed....hahahah jk
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Post by: quibir on October 29, 2008, 03:19:18 PM
im sure more than just your mind can be lubricated...i mean lubed....hahahah jk

be carefu, i didn't say that, i said being libearated
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Post by: havoc on October 29, 2008, 03:21:34 PM
yes i saw that my dear....thats what i meant to say liberrated.....uh huh
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Post by: OMG on October 29, 2008, 03:21:53 PM
be carefu, i didn't say that, i said being libearated

your name might be tainted with something else?
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Post by: Kristel on October 29, 2008, 03:22:37 PM
Guess it was just a slip of the tongue then...
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Post by: havoc on October 29, 2008, 03:22:56 PM
hmm....
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Post by: quibir on October 29, 2008, 03:22:57 PM
your name might be tainted with something else?

what do you mean mikey?
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Post by: OMG on October 29, 2008, 03:23:40 PM
what do you mean mikey?

like a mustard?,joke,hehehe
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Post by: quibir on October 29, 2008, 03:23:54 PM
you guys here are funny
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Post by: havoc on October 29, 2008, 03:24:31 PM
i kno right
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Post by: Beatrice on December 01, 2008, 12:06:43 AM
like a mustard?,joke,hehehe

no, smells like chlorine,ewwwwwwwwwww.
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Post by: andrewlee on December 01, 2008, 12:18:22 AM
hi beatrice
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Post by: Beatrice on December 01, 2008, 12:19:40 AM
hi andrew lee
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Post by: andrewlee on December 01, 2008, 12:26:09 AM
glad you got back to me though
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Post by: Beatrice on December 01, 2008, 12:28:15 AM
glad you got back to me though

because you are everywhere.
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Post by: andrewlee on December 01, 2008, 12:33:34 AM
sorry cause i was looking for you beatrice that's why i was everywhere just tell me where i have to stay than i just wait wherever you tell me to stay ok
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Post by: quibir on December 01, 2008, 12:46:45 AM
like a mustard?,joke,hehehe

something's fishy down here
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Post by: andrewlee on December 01, 2008, 01:00:02 AM
why mayo? what's wrong girl
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Post by: havoc on December 01, 2008, 01:30:35 AM
hahah your soo funny andrew........
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Post by: OMG on April 29, 2009, 02:23:36 PM
kaya pala payat ako...lolz...nahh..ayokong tumaba ever..

that explains na talaga ever kaya payat ako