i agree with everything except for #19. di naman katangahan to fall in love.
easy to say but i was stupid when i fell in love.
Bob Ong's Philosophy on Love.
6. "Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."
Hahahah! Sige na nga...
hahaha! o ayan ah...maghahanap na pala ako ng maswerteng guy na lalandiin mo...
in fairness..napakaswerte ng lalaking yon... :)
Kaya lang hindi ako marunong lumandi eh... ;D
naku...parang marami ditong expert dyan... :) you can ask pauley kung sino sa palagay nya makakapagturo sayo hahaha! :D
naku...parang marami ditong expert dyan... :) you can ask pauley kung sino sa palagay nya makakapagturo sayo hahaha! :D
paging pauley
isn't it ironic? women look for guys........... guys look for women to be their partners.......... both on the same road. and yet, it's sooo difficult for them to meet. I guess it's just a waiting game. :( :(
hahaha! talaga naman... pinage talaga...hahaha! :D
miss ko na rin kasi sya eh
i think it's more of waiting for the person you'd fall in love with...
coz there are a lot out there but you just don't see them...
the waiting game, alright. man looking for love............ girl looking for love........... on the same road............ crosses each other's path............. but........... never noticed one another.
in my case, found her.......... loved her........... lost her......... the "one that got away" :'(........... there she goes! fly......... fly......... my "one that got away." :'(
now, I'm on that same 'ol road again.......... the road of "looking and waiting". maybe she passed by me......... I just didn't notice. :'(
too bad...
someone better will come along.. :)
yeah, too bad..... so sad :'(. guess it wasn't meant to be. so, move along li'l dawgie....... move along! no sense crying over spilled milk. besides, you may be right, MsCongeniality....... somewhere out there, there's somebody better. for now, get busy with work, stay alert, and be on the lookout. 8) ;) :)
you're right, move on...stay alert and be on the lookout..you'll never know...you might meet her one of these days... :)
but the dilemma is......... the good ones are already taken, are they? ???
i don't think so...some of them are still available :)
i don't think so...some of them are still available :)
yeah, and they're nowhere to be found. and for every one woman whose available............ there's like, one million guys after her. if it so happen that there's one-girl/one-boy ratio......... it seems like they completely miss each other even if they're on the same path.......... or......... the girl just completely ignore the guy or pretend he doesn't exist (and vice versa.) :(. reminds me of that 80's song (incidentally, love 80's music), "love is a battlefield!" 8) ;) :)
well...maybe there's someone reserved for you :)
who knows?? I don't think destiny happens anymore. :( :(
who knows?? I don't think destiny happens anymore. :( :(
who knows?? I don't think destiny happens anymore. :( :(
well...wait and see :)
If you force love, it turns to hate,can somewat relate..........
Imprison it, and it dies,
Neglect it, and it disappears,
Love comes and goes depending on how you handle the circumstances.
- anonymous
I believe it does....just not in the way we expect it to happen.
well...wait and see :)
i still believe"you are my density....... uhmm........ destiny" (Back to the future 1985). back in the days, yeah, destiny does happen. life was simple............... nowadays, everything is complicated in some way. life is fast paced and I guess one can say, "hi-tech" now. destiny died with Romeo and Juliet......... Samson was betrayed by Delilah........... same as Antoni by Cleo........... Brad ran off with Angelina and left Jen.
This isn't mine. If I remember right, it's from "Looking out for #1" by Robert Ringer.
Not meant to point on anybody.
No offense intended.
If you force love, it turns to hate,
Imprison it, and it dies,
Neglect it, and it disappears,
Love comes and goes depending on how you handle the circumstances.
- anonymous
can somewat relate..........
I believe it does....just not in the way we expect it to happen.
Just for fun.
Now, the merchandise. Interested in having a wild animal for a soulmate? Try me. I'm uglier than King Kong. Wilder than the wildest beast.
hehehe....parang ako to noon... :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
so, which one were you, the "merchandise" or the "wild animal"? hehehe. ;D
I was only out of the cage! ;)
so, I guess it's would be safe to assume, both?............ the "merchandise" and the "wild animal". hehehe ;D
I am now sold to the highest bidder! hahahah ;D
so, which one were you, the "merchandise" or the "wild animal"? hehehe. ;D
It's a matter of interpretation. As the saying goes, "We are all prostitutes. The whole world is just one big brothel".
This raises the next question, "Who's the most lunatic of us all"?
buti ka pa "highest bidder", sold! me, even though it's already a freebie........... still no takers! hahaha!
Attention! Attention! devildawg available! will pay top dollar to anyone who will take him! ;D
It's a matter of interpretation. As the saying goes, "We are all prostitutes. The whole world is just one big brothel".
This raises the next question, "Who's the most lunatic of us all"?
Don't worry....I'll send out some flyers! ;D
hahaha! nice, babat :)
ay Invitation sa Auction diay! ;Dtalaga naman...support kung support talaga ang ginagawa mo ah...haha! :D
ay Invitation sa Auction diay! ;D
talaga naman...support kung support talaga ang ginagawa mo ah...haha! :D
hahaha! what's in it for me? just don't forget my cut! hahaha! (joke ;D)
you're next in line for auction hehe! ;D
:o :ohahaha! who are the bidders? I guess I better start hitting the gym. hahaha! 8)
there are a lot of bidders here :)
who can they be now ??? hmmmm ??? hehehe. 8)
wait till the auction starts and you'll meet them :)
you're next in line for auction hehe! ;D
What's going on here? Everybody's selling his/her body. But is there anybody so sira-ulo, he/she considered selling his/her soul to the devil? Well, I did. Once upon a time.
Before I begin my saga .....
Yes, we are all prostitutes. Everyone has a price.
In my case, for her, the price she has to pay me will be to endure my beastly treatment. Must admit all I have is a wild beast's instinct. Speaking of wild beast, remember the wild beast, anti-Christ, in the Bible's Book of Revelations. That's me.
But I'm sure she'll enjoy me. It's sleeping with a demon.
For me, the price I have to pay her must be to satisfy her insatiable (very2x hot) appetite. Can I fulfill her desire? She can always sample me before buying me. I'll be only too happy to provide free samples.
When analyzing the situation, couples are really prostitutes prostituting each other. You could say, that's my philosophy of love - prostituting each other. Sira-ulo ka talaga, Juan!
Please don't ask me, "Are you alright, Juan"? I've been asking myself the same question many2x times. And I still don't know the answer. Been drifting. Searching for myself.
Speaking of caged animal, was like that when still studying in SHS-J. At that time, it was still an exclusive school for boys. No temptation around. Plus we were disciplined (or, should I say, tamed) to strictly adhere to Jesuit motto - AMDG (Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam, in Latin; For the Greater Glory of God, translated into English). Sacristan ko kaniadto. Plano pa ko nga magpari.
After being released from that cage, my true self (the anti-Christ) came out. Nigawas ang akong pagka-demonyo. Began to feel good when bad. More precisely, began to feel good when in the company of lovely sheilas. Please don't misunderstand me. SHS-J products are angels. Ako rai demonyo.
Tentation gyud ning mga babaye. Di pa tungod nila, pari unta ko karon.
In fact, there was a time was willing to sell my soul to the devil to be like Dolphy. He's not a handsome actor like Poe or Erap. He's a comical actor. Pero, now at 80, daghan pang chicks modugok niya. No ordinary chicks. Top movie stars. Nakaka-ingit talaga!
Unfortunately, the devil told me, "No! I don't need to buy your soul. I already have it". Mao na karon, maglawai na lang ko magtan-ao sa mga beauty pageant stunners.
Kawawa si ako.
Hmmmm....your writing style looks familar...
baka dating writer sya :o...ng pinoy horror movies
Hmmmm....your writing style looks familar...
napansin mo rin tel?
Pareho kaya tayo ng naisip?
dudang duda na ako,siguro ma paco este mapansin na rin ng iba to
May hinala ka rin? ;D
wait till the auction starts and you'll meet them :)
What's going on here? Everybody's selling his/her body. But is there anybody so sira-ulo, he/she considered selling his/her soul to the devil? Well, I did. Once upon a time.glad to know that you didn't fall into the saying na "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free"... :o ;D gentleman jud diay ka dong! ;)
Before I begin my saga .....
Yes, we are all prostitutes. Everyone has a price.
In my case, for her, the price she has to pay me will be to endure my beastly treatment. Must admit all I have is a wild beast's instinct. Speaking of wild beast, remember the wild beast, anti-Christ, in the Bible's Book of Revelations. That's me.
But I'm sure she'll enjoy me. It's sleeping with a demon.
For me, the price I have to pay her must be to satisfy her insatiable (very2x hot) appetite. Can I fulfill her desire? She can always sample me before buying me. I'll be only too happy to provide free samples.
When analyzing the situation, couples are really prostitutes prostituting each other. You could say, that's my philosophy of love - prostituting each other. Sira-ulo ka talaga, Juan!
Please don't ask me, "Are you alright, Juan"? I've been asking myself the same question many2x times. And I still don't know the answer. Been drifting. Searching for myself.
Speaking of caged animal, was like that when still studying in SHS-J. At that time, it was still an exclusive school for boys. No temptation around. Plus we were disciplined (or, should I say, tamed) to strictly adhere to Jesuit motto - AMDG (Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam, in Latin; For the Greater Glory of God, translated into English). Sacristan ko kaniadto. Plano pa ko nga magpari.
After being released from that cage, my true self (the anti-Christ) came out. Nigawas ang akong pagka-demonyo. Began to feel good when bad. More precisely, began to feel good when in the company of lovely sheilas. Please don't misunderstand me. SHS-J products are angels. Ako rai demonyo.
Tentation gyud ning mga babaye. Di pa tungod nila, pari unta ko karon.
In fact, there was a time was willing to sell my soul to the devil to be like Dolphy. He's not a handsome actor like Poe or Erap. He's a comical actor. Pero, now at 80, daghan pang chicks modugok niya. No ordinary chicks. Top movie stars. Nakaka-ingit talaga!
Unfortunately, the devil told me, "No! I don't need to buy your soul. I already have it". Mao na karon, maglawai na lang ko magtan-ao sa mga beauty pageant stunners.
Kawawa si ako.
glad to know that you didn't fall into the saying na "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free"... :o ;D gentleman jud diay ka dong! ;)
ikaw ba ang 1st dyan.. ;)
hahaha! parang hindi... :D
Sold!!!to the lady on the far end!!! hahaha! ;) :) 8)
hahaha! parang hindi... :D
sino naman kaya sya?
sino kaya sya? ;D
who knows?? it was just a figure of speech. ;) :) 8)
hmmm...we'll see.. ;D
sino kaya sya? ;D
You got me wrong!
Malas ko kay wa ko niya sugta.
Ang gusto tingali niya puti. A common Pinay attitude. Wa pa jyud na mawa ang colonial mentality.
Ikao, modaginot ka nako? Sige na. Aron mag-open tag popcorn business. Sayon ra kaayo. Pahilakon lang tikag maayog popcorn.
Alam mo, ang father ko, God rest his soul, Chinese. I got my business acumen from him.
Sold!!!to the lady on the far end!!! hahaha! ;) :) 8)
But just occurred to me that there's a hidden connotation in my posting here which, to say the least, is most unpleasant to you. It's implying that your site is a brothel.
are you ok, juan?
...... where one can post pretty much anything as long as one don't step on another one's toes. 8)
Been asking myself the same question many2x times. Still don't know the answer. Maybe because always dealing with the devil. Well, almost always.
Mind you, my life's full of controversies. Wonder how I got this far. Or, is it controversy that got me this far?
Bob Ong's Philosophy on Love.hi ms Con ü i wonder who is Bob Ong.. Nways pwde q ba eto ma copy'paste dun sa fs?? I wud lyk 2 share sana sa fren q dun.. Or ano ung url nlng kaya i hope both okay :) il wait 4 a rply... Tnx
1. "Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya.."
2. "Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba."
3. "Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang."
4. "Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na."
5. "Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin."
6. "Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."
7. "Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang."
8. "Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa."
9. "Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang."
10. "Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una."
11. "Hindi porke't madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa."
12. "Huwag magmadali sa babae o lalaki. Tatlo, lima , sampung taon, mag-iiba ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong hindi pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang maganda o nakakalibog ito. Totong mas mahalaga ang kalooban ng tao higit sa anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan nagmumukha ding pandesal, maniwala ka."
13. "Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay, kasi hindi ikaw ang priority."
14. "Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw yung bida sa script na pinili nya."
15. "Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo."
16. "Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala"
17. "Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan"
18. "Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lng yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!"
19. "Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal...nakakata kot mahulog...at kapag nahulog ka, it's either by accident or talagang tanga ka.."
hi ms Con ü i wonder who is Bob Ong.. Nways pwde q ba eto ma copy'paste dun sa fs?? I wud lyk 2 share sana sa fren q dun.. Or ano ung url nlng kaya i hope both okay :) il wait 4 a rply... Tnx
hi ms Con ü i wonder who is Bob Ong.. Nways pwde q ba eto ma copy'paste dun sa fs?? I wud lyk 2 share sana sa fren q dun.. Or ano ung url nlng kaya i hope both okay :) il wait 4 a rply... Tnxonce guilty of 'luv' sin number THREE!! :-\ :-\ 8)
once guilty of 'luv' sin number THREE!! :-\ :-\ 8)
"Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone." (Jesus Christ) :)i'll throw forth the 2nd stone to the man who has done meh wrong..haha joke ;D ;D ;D
guilty ko ani sa number1 sauna.. :(one of bohol's heartbreakers diay kah gitZ?? 8)
i'll throw forth the 2nd stone to the man who has done meh wrong..haha joke ;D ;D ;D
I'll help you pick the rock!......... would a car-size boulder do? hehehe. ;) :) 8)good idea dawg, but on 2nd thot--i'll jst let him beh..i'v wasted enough time and effort with him already.LOL
good idea dawg, but on 2nd thot--i'll jst let him beh..i'v wasted enough time and effort with him already.LOL
one of bohol's heartbreakers diay kah gitZ?? 8)once lang naman..heheh! allergy ka talaga sa mga ganyan ba
url would be great to promote who posted this one or better yet MG,thankshi mikey :-* ac2aly i wud ask u about it sana naunahan mo lng aq hehe... Ey thanx sa reply xur ung url gagamitin q :) thanx a lot!
http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=4281.0
hi mikey :-* ac2aly i wud ask u about it sana naunahan mo lng aq hehe... Ey thanx sa reply xur ung url gagamitin q :) thanx a lot!
i'll throw forth the 2nd stone to the man who has done meh wrong..haha joke ;D ;D ;D one of bohol's heartbreakers diay kah gitZ?? 8)hehe ganun ba gitz? Hehehe :D
how's it goin', angel!? :)hello dawg ü naks naman feel q yata angel aq e hehehe ;)
hello dawg ü naks naman feel q yata angel aq e hehehe ;)
excellent!! you should feel like an angel! when you care for someone, taking care of another, or even simply praying for somebody else other than yourself.......... then, that makes you that person's angel. besides, your smile reminds me of something I read about a girl with an "angelic smile." ;) :) 8)hala wla aq penny n0w dawg ;) but realy thanx 4 apreciating my smile hehehe char!
hala wla aq penny n0w dawg ;) but realy thanx 4 apreciating my smile hehehe char!
smiling is contagious. haven't you notice, when you smile at another.......... they smile back at you? unfortunately, I don't smile most of the time when I'm at work........ gotta keep that straight face, you know. 8) btw, what does "char" mean? I've seen that on a few posts from other people. is that a bohol dialect?hehehe contagious nga! Eh nkasimangot ka ba n0w or nka smile din? :) Smile ka nman dawg.. eh mga pulis d2 sa amin gumagwapo lalo pag nka smile :P .. Bout 'char' or charing xpresion namin yan pg naapreciate kami hehe.
hehehe contagious nga! Eh nkasimangot ka ba n0w or nka smile din? :) Smile ka nman dawg.. eh mga pulis d2 sa amin gumagwapo lalo pag nka smile :P .. Bout 'char' or charing xpresion namin yan pg naapreciate kami hehe.
smiling is contagious. haven't you notice, when you smile at another.......... they smile back at you? unfortunately, I don't smile most of the time when I'm at work........ gotta keep that straight face, you know. 8) btw, what does "char" mean? I've seen that on a few posts from other people. is that a bohol dialect?but we civilians do appreciate it if men in uniform will smile back to us, even when they're working. :)
hehe ganun ba gitz? Hehehe :Dwhy She--don't u agree??hehe
oh, I'm smiling 'coz I'm not at work yet :). but I start my watch in a few hours from now. 8)are there less reasons to smile when u'r at work dawg?? coz i (actually) do smile a lot at work--it helps lifting up ppol's spirits..i think that's the least i can do for my patients too. 8)
6. "Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."true-- 'alng nilalandi kung wlang mgpapalandi.' ;D
anong gagawin ko?eh ayaw naman din nyang lumandi,lols
6. "Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."
anong gagawin ko?eh ayaw naman din nyang lumandi,lols
hmm..eh di landiin mo nalang ::)
hindi talaga ako marunong nunpaturo ka kay professor Kent, Kat--expert yon. ;D ;D ;D
ayos sa advice ah :D
kusang meron naman ako nun pero natural lang ang dating nito
anong natural? ang paglandi??? :o :D
no offense ha but try to see a shrink, dude. before it's too late. i got a bit concerned with your comments.
hindi talaga ako marunong nun
but we civilians do appreciate it if men in uniform will smile back to us, even when they're working. :)
I don't know about the others, but I do whenever the other person smiles at me. they frown when they get cuffed, detained, or even arrested......... so, that's when I have my straight face. hehehe. in the army, when I was deployed overseas......... I loved seeing children smile whenever they see us........ especially, whenever we hand them the candies and food from our MREs (food ration). that's one of the highlights of being serving in the US military......... it's not just service for the country......... but for the rest of the free world, too. ;) :) 8)what can i say dawg--*thumbs up!!* :) ;) :D ;D
are there less reasons to smile when u'r at work dawg?? coz i (actually) do smile a lot at work--it helps lifting up ppol's spirits..i think that's the least i can do for my patients too. 8)
i have never seen dawg had a straight face on me,lolbaka hair nya ang straight hon, and di yong face.hehe
baka hair nya ang straight hon, and di yong face.hehe
your profession do need you to smile as much as you can. it does good for the patients, alright. in my work......... a smile or a smirk might mean a lawsuit for us. I was actually one of the guys who had been sued for doing such (long story)............ frivolous lawsuit that went nowhere.......... ended up to be just an unwarranted complain. hehehe. ;) :) 8)really??! sued for a smile??! how weird is that..hehe but i get your point. 8)
what can i say dawg--*thumbs up!!* :) ;) :D ;D
someone got a slap because of a smilehahaha--why did that happen hon?? u sure it was just a smile and not 'making faces'?? hehe
hahaha--why did that happen hon?? u sure it was just a smile and not 'making faces'?? hehe
i have never seen dawg had a straight face on me,lol
really??! sued for a smile??! how weird is that..hehe but i get your point. 8)
yep--'smiling' is part of my job description.hehe it's almost the end of my shift now..and i think m running out of it. LOL
have a safe trip to your bed. I'm a bit sleepy now, too. :)
glad you feel that way! ;) :) 8)gets one to know one--charrr!! ;D
gets one to know one--charrr!! ;D
seriously, it's good to hear that you guys help out--esp kids. I am actually interested in adoption (a few years from now)..GOD bless my plan. 8)
why not have one, your own?......... and then adopt. wouldn't be such a bad idea. but be aware of the process.......... so much red tape. :)if GOD wills that too dawg--why not?? 8) and you're ryt, the adoption process is not easy, esp when u'r single..but it still can be done. It would be reeeaally nice! ;)
why not have one, your own?...... :)
if GOD wills that too dawg--why not?? 8) ;)
you would have to fall-in-love first and turn your tag around from "closed" to "open for business". ;) :) 8)i lost that tag a few years ag0.LOL
i lost that tag a few years ag0.LOL
years ago? so, it's about time, then. I wouldn't mind sharing you mine, if you want. ;) :) 8it depends dawg. haha Does ur tag say 'closed for renovation'?? ;D ;D 8)
it depends dawg. haha Does ur tag say 'closed for renovation'?? ;D ;D 8)
what 'ya talkin' 'bout renovation?!?! I'm satisfied with what I have.......... what I was born with. hahaha!! and my tag says, "open for business".......... strictly to one special person (don't know who yet (have an idea, though).........have to find out first......... have to give it a shot. you wanna share the tag? I don't mind. ;) :) 8)thanks dawg but i'll be all set. ;D besides, my new tag won't bear the same thing as yours. 8) ;D ;D
thats we call celebrity...the inbox is always fullmoabang pah ko extra inbox space from Mhikeyy gitZ.hahaha
thats we call celebrity...the inbox is always full
thanks dawg but i'll be all set. ;D besides, my new tag won't bear the same thing as yours. 8) ;D ;D
mao mao!! kay lisod na dili ka send ug messagemoh leng!! ;D binuang man nah imo gitZ.LOL
it means ba na u have a lot lot of fwends bah...or secret fwends podno secrets can be kept in a forum gitZ. 8) if u want, mgfacebook kah nah lng for extra inbox.hehe
wow..nandoon pala ang secreto! maka add ngahehe--shodi pauwahi gitZ. ;D
hehe--shodi pauwahi gitZ. ;D
naulahi gyud ko kay nagpa hard to getok ra nah hon--guilty pod ko ana panagsa.hehe
you're very guilty talaga on that, doc.panagsa or kaisa lng fafa Wills.hehe
panagsa or kaisa lng fafa Wills.hehe
isang kindat ka lang yata, mikey...
are there less reasons to smile when u'r at work dawg?? coz i (actually) do smile a lot at work--it helps lifting up ppol's spirits..i think that's the least i can do for my patients too. 8)
gets one to know one--charrr!! ;D
seriously, it's good to hear that you guys help out--esp kids. I am actually interested in adoption (a few years from now)..GOD bless my plan. 8)
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"And I know if I'll only be true to this glorious quest,
that my heart will lie peaceful and calm when I'm laid to my rest."
sounds like you're a regular don quixote de la mancha from cervantes' novel.
bantay gyud ka wills ha kung di ko nimo kindatan
hahahah...kindat dala tilap pa ...para sulit :o
maimagine ko lang si willy moana naho
hahahah...kindat dala tilap pa ...para sulit :o
maimagine ko lang si willy moana nahohehe--medyo kuyaw nah na if dala tilap. ;D
hehe--medyo kuyaw nah na if dala tilap. ;D
but who'll be my Dulcinea? Any of the girls interested?
panilap ra man dalang flirtingmurag kanang "come her baby" look? hehehe
panilap ra man dalang flirting'innocent' flirting hon? or is there such one? ;D
murag kanang "come her baby" look? heheheU mean this look fafa Wills? ;) ;D ;D
ing-ana na ba diay gyud ka unggoy akong itsura, doc? hehehe..haha--of course not!! ;D i wasn't referring to you..but was just asking you. Just think about it fafa hunky--naa bah hunk nga mura nawng unggoy?? hehe
hehehhe kuyaw utok ni si bob ong dah... naadik pud ko ug basa sa iyang mga book..kataw-anan nga naay pa tama...
haha--of course not!! ;D i wasn't referring to you..but was just asking you. Just think about it fafa hunky--naa bah hunk nga mura nawng unggoy?? heheyeah cute bitaw.
but in fairness to the posted monkey pic--it's cute baya japon huh.. ;) ;) 8)
yeah cute bitaw.m glad u agree. ;D
hopefully it won't be dulci-neo........ or even.........rudolph-cinea. hahaha! (joke, homie ;D)
ing-ana na ba diay gyud ka unggoy akong itsura, doc? hehehe..
yeah cute bitaw.atlast (& atleast) u agree. ;D
yeah cute bitaw.
Heaven's forbid. And please, sir, don't say "That's an order, private"! I'd rather face court-martial and even firing squad.
unfortunately, thanx to the current medical technology............ they can be altered nowadays. all except one part of the male human body, I believe. 8)
me?thanksu'r welcome hon.hehe ;D
Seen that western movie "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"?
Never quite sure exactly who I identify with, though. Many insist it's the ugly. Before, gave me that strong inferiority complex.
'Til I realised it's really an asset. How? Makes a sheila want to be seen with me. Why? Makes her look more beautiful.
Actually, it's Einstein's theory of relativity:
a) if both are equally good looking, people's eyes will be spread to both;
b) if the boy is more good looking relative to the girl, people's eyes will focus on the boy. Makes the girl look uglier;
c) if the girl is more good looking relative to the boy, people's eyes will focus on the girl. Makes the girl look prettier.
Hence, the more unattractive the boy, the more attractive the girl becomes.
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Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. But a beholder's view can be manipulated. The uglier the man is, the prettier the girl looks.
you have a good point, johnny.kaya, hanap nah lng tayo ng pangit--ganon??! hehe
kaya, hanap nah lng tayo ng pangit--ganon??! hehe
ganun pala un?beauty of the soul (i guess)..coz physical beauty wanes. 8)
natubag unta ni nako uyhehe--murag pageant hon?? ;) ;D ;D
Bob Ong's Philosophy on Love.
1. "Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya.."
2. "Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba."
3. "Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang."
4. "Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na."
5. "Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin."
6. "Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."
7. "Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang."
8. "Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa."
9. "Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang."
10. "Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una."
11. "Hindi porke't madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa."
12. "Huwag magmadali sa babae o lalaki. Tatlo, lima , sampung taon, mag-iiba ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong hindi pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang maganda o nakakalibog ito. Totong mas mahalaga ang kalooban ng tao higit sa anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan nagmumukha ding pandesal, maniwala ka."
13. "Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay, kasi hindi ikaw ang priority."
14. "Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw yung bida sa script na pinili nya."
15. "Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo."
16. "Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala"
17. "Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan"
18. "Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lng yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!"
19. "Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal...nakakata kot mahulog...at kapag nahulog ka, it's either by accident or talagang tanga ka.."
kinsa diay ni si bob ong. paryente kaha mi ani ???
kinsa diay ni si bob ong. paryente kaha mi ani ???
abi baya naho ni ug asawa ni sa usa ka intsik sa tagbilaran storeshaha--right hon..naa bitaw di bah?? ;) ;D
you have a good point, johnny.
Surely, many have been to Cebu's Taoist Temple and tried the I Ching (those 2 half-kidney wooden blocks). If, after throwing, one block is faced up and the other is faced down, you have opposites - a Yin and a Yang. Means that the answer is a YES. What you wished for will, MOST LIKELY, come true. Why? because it strikes out a balance between the two.
If both are Yin, the answer is NO. Why? Because it's too dark.
If both are Yang, the answer is MAYBe. Why? Because it's too bright. This will require one to go further by consulting the hexagram.
Yes, if there's opposite, eg, beautiful and ugly, there's balance. There's peace and harmony. There's a greater chance of prosterity.
One could actually practice I Ching (Book of CHanges) at home using coins. Just grab a book on I Ching.
There's also Feng Shui. The arrangement of furniture and colours in a house to achieve peace and harmony. Also, to make a bedroom more sexually stimulating. Hehehe! Many don't realise why when say, entering a house, gets irritated. Need to consult a Feng Shui expert.
Bob Ong's Philosophy on Love.8) 8) 8)
1. "Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya.."
2. "Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba."
3. "Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang."
4. "Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na."
5. "Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin."
6. "Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."
7. "Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang."
8. "Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa."
9. "Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang."
10. "Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una."
11. "Hindi porke't madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa."
12. "Huwag magmadali sa babae o lalaki. Tatlo, lima , sampung taon, mag-iiba ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong hindi pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang maganda o nakakalibog ito. Totong mas mahalaga ang kalooban ng tao higit sa anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan nagmumukha ding pandesal, maniwala ka."
13. "Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay, kasi hindi ikaw ang priority."
14. "Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw yung bida sa script na pinili nya."
15. "Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo."
16. "Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala"
17. "Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan"
18. "Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lng yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!"
19. "Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal...nakakata kot mahulog...at kapag nahulog ka, it's either by accident or talagang tanga ka.."
That's because Dawg and I have a common goal, I think. Our mission is to drive everybody nuts with our postingssinu kaya xa?
Once again, hope nobody gets lobotomized. Heheheh.
sinu kaya xa?
Bob Ong's Philosophy on Love.love is confusing talaga...huh..minsan mabugo ta...peru thats love...wa tay mahimu kundi sundon gyud ang tibok sa a2ng kasing2..dba para in the end happy and satisfied
1. "Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya.."
2. "Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba."
3. "Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang."
4. "Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na."
5. "Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin."
6. "Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."
7. "Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang."
8. "Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa."
9. "Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang."
10. "Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una."
11. "Hindi porke't madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa."
12. "Huwag magmadali sa babae o lalaki. Tatlo, lima , sampung taon, mag-iiba ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong hindi pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang maganda o nakakalibog ito. Totong mas mahalaga ang kalooban ng tao higit sa anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan nagmumukha ding pandesal, maniwala ka."
13. "Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay, kasi hindi ikaw ang priority."
14. "Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw yung bida sa script na pinili nya."
15. "Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo."
16. "Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala"
17. "Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan"
18. "Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lng yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!"
19. "Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal...nakakata kot mahulog...at kapag nahulog ka, it's either by accident or talagang tanga ka.."
Just a "pobreng alindahao".sobra ka naman hehehe alindanao? sory ha eh yun ba yung dragonfly?
Just a "pobreng alindahao".
6. "Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."
okay to ah!..segi gawin ko narin...
11. "Hindi porke't madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa."
infairness, 22o nga xa.. :-\
hahahaha....It is nice to flirt sometimes if you are not committed to someone else...hehehehe
this guy sounds like Dawg,,,very detailed person...heheheh
hahahaha....It is nice to flirt sometimes if you are not committed to someone else...hehehehe
this guy sounds like Dawg,,,very detailed person...hehehehhmmm.. :-X :-X ;D
hahahha...you just a guy in that corner Juan,,someday, you and Dawg should meet in one chat session...hehehe, so that we can be educated by your thoughts and words in this site....hehehehyou should join their exchanges of deeper thoughts and wisdom fafa Kent. ;) ;D
pero hindi marunong magbisaya si Dawg,so magkaiba silai agree--but i'm giving him 'A' for effort (in trying to learn the vernacular) hon. ;) ;) ;D 8)
11. "Hindi porke't madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa."right--a lot of people would get misunderstood..but that's ok..that's life. ;) ;D 8)
infairness, 22o nga xa.. :-\
right--a lot of people would get misunderstood..but that's ok..that's life. ;) ;D 8)
it's not nice to flirt even if you're not committed...diba?
That's because Dawg and I have a common goal, I think. Our mission is to drive everybody nuts with our postings
Once again, hope nobody gets lobotomized. Heheheh.
alove is confusing talaga...huh..minsan mabugo ta...peru thats love...wa tay mahimu kundi sundon gyud ang tibok sa a2ng kasing2..dba para in the end happy and satisfied
11. "Hindi porke't madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa."
infairness, 22o nga xa.. :-\
hahahha...you just a guy in that corner Juan,,someday, you and Dawg should meet in one chat session...hehehe, so that we can be educated by your thoughts and words in this site....heheheh
friendly lang talaga ako kaya tugma rin sa akin to.
10. "Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una."
...This one is for me..."Sana dalawa ang puso ko, hindi na sana kailangan pang pumili sa inyo"
pero hindi marunong magbisaya si Dawg,so magkaiba sila
it's not nice to flirt even if you're not committed...diba?
hmmm.. :-X :-X ;D
you should join their exchanges of deeper thoughts and wisdom fafa Kent. ;) ;D
i agree--but i'm giving him 'A' for effort (in trying to learn the vernacular) hon. ;) ;) ;D 8)
right--a lot of people would get misunderstood..but that's ok..that's life. ;) ;D 8)
yea, totoo yun...
I strongly beg to differ, my friend! I'm here to have fun with the rest of the gang without stepping on anyone's toes. just good.......... clean........... wholesome fun! hahaha ;) :) 8)
well, I only have one!! but half of it belongs to me......... the other half belongs to her! hehehe. ;) :) 8)
10. "Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una."haha oo nga nmn.... siguru dili pa sya sure zul sa iyang luv..nag two-two pa..
parang tama 2 sa # 10...hehehe
"Ang sabi ng science only 1 thing can occupy a given space at a given tym.."
kaya aq?? hindi aq naniniwala na ang isang puso ay kayang magmahal ng dalawa..
it's either "joke lang ung luv 4 da other 1".
ohhh d kaya!!...sa sobrang liit ng pagmamahal dun sa isa..
nagkakaroon pa nang space para magmahal nang iba....
hehehe..sa relationship mam,ingon ana jud..hehehe..!!dili paka sure if kana imo na bf ron mao na jud na maipon nimo 4 d rest of ur lives..nah mao..faetzz
sobra ka naman hehehe alindanao? sory ha eh yun ba yung dragonfly?
hehehe..sa relationship mam,ingon ana jud..hehehe..!!dili paka sure if kana imo na bf ron mao na jud na maipon nimo 4 d rest of ur lives..
may tama ka..and it hurts kun mgdugay mo tapos wala lang diay padulngan inyong relationship..ouchhh!hirap mgsimula ulit??? ouucch jd
nah mao..faetzz
hirap mgsimula ulit??? ouucch jd
to make it sure..ikadena jud na imo bf..hahaha..!!syaro if maka-ipsot nah..hehehe...
nah mao jd lyn, makaingon nlng ka usahay d nko ky kapoy na ahehee murag mkarelate jd tang duha ani dah ;D
sobra..labi na kun naa kay nakit-an na unta pero failed pa rin,,parang ayaw mo na sumubok ulit..gossshhhh! :-\
wag din ganun Zul..mahirap na kung mgrebelde..lam u na, natry q na yung ganyang hinihigpitan ka..mas masakit pala un!y mn mas masakit lyn??
ang hirap ng nararamdaman pala ng karamihan dito,hehehe
nah mao jd lyn, makaingon nlng ka usahay d nko ky kapoy na ahehee murag mkarelate jd tang duha ani dah ;D
y mn mas masakit lyn??
dawg,basin ma 50/50 ka ana..hehehee...
I guess I would have to ask mikey or mr. boom boom to translate your post for me. hehehe............ I don't speak the lingo. ;) :) 8)
yea, totoo yun...;) ;) ;D
kasi alam mo un, parehas nyong mahal ang isa't isa pero sa sobrang pagmamahal niya saU, hindi ka naman mkagalaw..ung feeling niya, sa inyong dalawa lang ang mundo pero hindi eh..u two have 2 spread ur wings para malaU ang marating ng relationship nyo..dba?yes lyn, ur absolutely ryt ;) :-*
"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."amusing calculations Zul..but how bout this??
- Aristotle Onassis
how about this one Juan??hehehe...
(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s235/revmyspace2/graphics/other/funny/005funny0403.jpg)
who knows?? I don't think destiny happens anymore. :( :(if u let it happen,.destiny still exist ;D go go go dawg :-*
if u let it happen,.destiny still exist ;D go go go dawg :-*
I strongly beg to differ, my friend! I'm here to have fun with the rest of the gang without stepping on anyone's toes. just good.......... clean........... wholesome fun! hahaha ;) :) 8)
Same here, mate. Up to Mikey to censor any of my postings that he believes is stepping on another's toe.
;D ;D ;D..sana di ako ma ban..hehhee..
so far sa mga hindi kalahi natin ang na ban pa,hehehe
ahehehe...thnx to you..!!hehehe....aw magkasinabot jud ning mga kalahi..hehhee..
guys=smiles-tears^happiness.....
mao gyud,silang mga dili ingon nato
oops..sorry!!hehehe.. I tot ur one of us..hehehe.....
"Money is a good slave but a bad master". How about woman? Heheheh!woman is the best tool ;D ;D joke..joke.. :P
oopppss..!by the way,i didn't mean anything from this "i tot ur one of us"...what I mean is "akala ko bisaya then cya"..if somebody get offended by this,my sincere apology...sorry..!
"Money is a good slave but a bad master". How about woman? Heheheh!
A man cannot live without woman that's why God created them to accompany man..just like Eve to Adam ryt? ;Dthat must be the fact,,but what happened to those.............. ;D kaw na bahala kung ano sunod Lyn ;D
bisaya na sya zuls at si dawg naman tagalog
that must be the fact,,but what happened to those.............. ;D kaw na bahala kung ano sunod Lyn ;D
Correction. I am Australian and Dawg is American (I think). You're right Zulacs. Hehehe.
"Money is a good slave but a bad master". How about woman? Heheheh!Without women, the human race wouldn’t exist. ;) ;) ;)
Without women, the human race wouldn’t exist. ;) ;) ;)"Money is a good slave but a bad master". How about woman? Heheheh!
ok...by the way,sorry if ur being annoyed with my words ha?...hehehe..
"Money is a good slave but a bad master". How about woman? Heheheh!
In every success of a man, there's a woman behind it. ::) ;D
lets keep it to ourselves na lang..hehe! ;Dhahaha......kkkkkk ;D :-* :-* :-*
oops..sorry!!hehehe.. I tot ur one of us..hehehe..what I mean is just be sure u won't be in critical condition..50/50..hehehe...
amusing calculations Zul..but how bout this??
guys = smiles - tears
they could make us smile (sometimes), but make us cry (most of the time).haha peace MG.com guys! ;) ;D :P
if u let it happen,.destiny still exist ;D go go go dawg :-*
oopppss..!by the way,i didn't mean anything from this "i tot ur one of us"...what I mean is "akala ko bisaya then cya"..if somebody get offended by this,my sincere apology...sorry..!
gusto kita,wholesome
lets keep it to ourselves na lang..hehe! ;D
"Money is a good slave but a bad master". How about woman? Heheheh!
In every success of a man, there's a woman behind it. ::) ;D
Without women, the human race wouldn’t exist. ;) ;) ;)
............... and for every man's downfall............. a woman is to blame (antony and cleopatra, samson and delilah, bill clinton and monica lewinski, napoleon and josephine, marcos and imelda, joseph estrada and all his women.) hehehe. ;) :) 8)
so far may na ban na ako
of course! where else would babies come out of :o?........... from the butt hole :o?.......... yowwwccch!! hahaha!! ;) :) 8)
that's ok! I'm trying to learn the dialect. and I won't be critical as long as the other half is taken care of. ;) :) 8)
Not annoyed. Just love to teeease you. Heheheh. Always being such a naughty boy.
............... and for every man's downfall............. a woman is to blame (antony and cleopatra, samson and delilah, bill clinton and monica lewinski, napoleon and josephine, marcos and imelda, joseph estrada and all his women.) hehehe. ;) :) 8)
woman is the best tool ;D ;D joke..joke.. :Pi agree--but we should specify it a wittle bit Aikz..kay lisod nah.hehe
Not annoyed. Just love to teeease you. Heheheh. Always being such a naughty boy.
hehehe..ahah!!!u really want to tease me ha??..tease me more!tease me meore...lol....naughty boy???ohhh!!!we're in the same track....hehehee..i think we (already) have a 'match' here huh.. ;) ;) ;D
bisaya na sya zuls at si dawg naman tagalogtrue hon..but somebody's trying to learn Bisaya nah rin. ;D ;) ;D
i think we (already) have a 'match' here huh.. ;) ;) ;D
true hon..but somebody's trying to learn Bisaya nah rin. ;D ;) ;D
i agreee..wat kind of tool man ta sad?hehehe...
i agree--but we should specify it a wittle bit Aikz..kay lisod nah.hehe
not all the guys!! I wouldn't do anything to make my woman cry............. only when she's happy because I'm with her. ;) :) 8)'tears of joy' huh..that we have to see (yet). ;D ;D :P
'tears of joy' huh..that we have to see (yet). ;D ;D :P
hehehe..!!!aha...ayay naa nay gi match na new..hehhee..new discovery ni Ms.V??hehhee..
girls! behave yourselves or you'll be spanked. give me ur vital stats (bottom part) to determine size of latigo.
true hon..but somebody's trying to learn Bisaya nah rin. ;D ;) ;D
gonna whip ur bottom 'til it's black and blue. But I'm sure you'll enjoy it. Just for the taste of it.
you guys don't wanna share? :( :( 8)
girls! behave yourselves or you'll be spanked. give me ur vital stats (bottom part) to determine size of latigo.
hahahhaa..ouch!ouch!!!lol..
dawg is very romantic Ms.V noh?hehhee.....that i still have to see too. ;) ;) ;D
..that i still have to see too. ;) ;) ;Dafter all those morse codes, computer codes, and all sorts of codes, you still dont know?
after all those morse codes, computer codes, and all sorts of codes, you still dont know?people who even lived together for years, would still not know the other person..so?? :P ;D
people who even lived together for years, would still not know the other person..so?? :P ;Dyou have a point.
you have a point.yep--exclamatory point pah..enriched by experience. :P :P ;) ;D
tell u what? y don't u 2 naughties rendezvous with me in Paris so we'll have a 3some. hehehe
pila man mo ka tuig diay adto? murag kariyot raman diba? so dili kaayo rich experience siguro.whatever experience (& however short it was)--it was still a chance enough to learn something. 8)
whatever experience (& however short it was)--it was still a chance enough to learn something. 8)oh yeah, we learn everyday.
oh yeah, we learn everyday.u said it. :-X 8)
oh yeah, we learn everyday.
..that i still have to see too. ;) ;) ;D
hindi pa rin ako natuto kasi parang namiss ko pa rin sya...haaayyymahal mo kasi.
mahal mo kasi.
halata ba wills? masakit kasi isipen eh
wag mong isipin para hindi masakit sir..!hehehe...
salamat sa advice pero sabi nila dapat relax lang daw at nasa tamang paghinga
aha..!!tamang pahinga sa lahat nang aspeto..(physically,mentally,emotionally & spiritually)..llilipas din ung kirot at hapdi nang iyong puso..hehehe..
hindi puso ang hahapdi sa akin fren
of course! where else would babies come out of :o?........... from the butt hole :o?.......... yowwwccch!! hahaha!! ;) :) 8)
ano bang mahapdi sa'yo friend?hahahaahahhahaha..mata yata zul sa kakatingen ::) :-* pis mikey
ahah..!yan dapat ang gawin...mao judnoh?bisan unsa pa mo kadugay sa tawo..dili ghapon ka kasure na u know him/her na already..unless both guyz are hiding their own respective attitudes.. ::)
sounds uhmmm...!!hehehe,will u be the one to buy my ticket Juan???hehehe...if not,I will be with u in Paris imaginary..lol...
no problema. after I'm done, sell u 2 a brothel. Makapera pa ako. Salbahe ka talaga, Juan!!!!! hehehe.
hahaha! funny but it's true :)
iisa pa lamang ;)
alam na alam ko ang Paris. Know where to hide. Hehehe.
gusto ko din pumunta ng Paris.. ;)
U guess it.. ;D
'tears of joy' huh..that we have to see (yet). ;D ;D :P
Yes, tears of joy. That's what girls have whenever I spank them. Girl always love those spanky panky spree. Those S&M rites. Pain on her butt makes her feel his presence whenever he's not around. Makes her closer to him. Assuming, of course, that she wants to be closer to him.just letting you know--that's not what i meant..at all. :-X ;D ;D :P
just letting you know--that's not what i meant..at all. :-X ;D ;D :P
Na-bibisto ang true self ko tuloy.haha--peace to you Juan. 8)
Oh, well .......................
nakz naman!maiintindihan mo rin ung dialect namin."pagdating ng panahon"...hehehe..if ur in 50/50 situation.I'm willing to do the CPR..lol...hehhee....
i agree--but we should specify it a wittle bit Aikz..kay lisod nah.hehe
true hon..but somebody's trying to learn Bisaya nah rin. ;D ;) ;D
'tears of joy' huh..that we have to see (yet). ;D ;D :P
dawg is very romantic Ms.V noh?hehhee...
..that i still have to see too. ;) ;) ;D
hindi pa rin ako natuto kasi parang namiss ko pa rin sya...haaayyy
ano bang mahapdi sa'yo friend?
basta sa may bandang baba
stomach ;D whats that they called it CS ;D
Kailangan mo ba ng ointment? ;D
jelly naman gamit ko kasi hiyang na ako eh
just some residue of the past, mikey. time is the best cure........... probably the only cure. and patience is a virtue. based on personal experience. ;) :) 8)
Mag-3some tayo with zulacs.
Kailangan mo ba ng ointment? ;D
glad you noticed! hehehe. (joke ;D) hopefully, somebody else do, too. hehehe. ;) :) 8)
alam na alam ko ang Paris. Know where to hide. Hehehe.
Mag-3some tayo with zulacs.
Yes, tears of joy. That's what girls have whenever I spank them. Girl always love those spanky panky spree. Those S&M rites. Pain on her butt makes her feel his presence whenever he's not around. Makes her closer to him. Assuming, of course, that she wants to be closer to him.
haha--peace to you Juan. 8)
hmm..like dat idea of yours.. ;)
ayao ni zulacs. kailangan seguro ng incentive. alam mo ano?
hahaha..kahit saan ka man magtatago,mahahanap pa rin kita...!u can't escape..!lol..hehehe....
ur some kind of "sadista" ha??hehehe..
That's what girls have whenever I spank them. Girl always love those spanky panky spree.
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i beg to disagree....hahaha..correction!be specific..some girls lang poh..!!sila ung mga 'masuhista"..they love being spank,being punch....but MG girls don't like that..!hehehe...ano kami kabayo??? na pinapalo ung pwet??hahaha...!
ur some kind of "sadista" ha??hehehe..
That's what girls have whenever I spank them. Girl always love those spanky panky spree.
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i beg to disagree....hahaha..correction!be specific..some girls lang poh..!!sila ung mga 'masuhista"..they love being spank,being punch....but MG girls don't like that..!hehehe...ano kami kabayo??? na pinapalo ung pwet??hahaha...!
hmmmm........... :-* ;) :) 8)u'r now getting 'speechless' with meh huhhh?? ;) :P ;D
hindi sadista. only worse. hehehe.
hahaha...!!kakatakot ka pala Juan..hehehe...(he's) too early for halloween huh..hehe
(he's) too early for halloween huh..hehe
right..hehhee..!..and probably doesn't need a costume.hehe peace ;D ;D ::)
..and probably doesn't need a costume.hehe peace ;D ;D ::)
hahhaha...apir zul ;D
honga naman ::)
apiR!!!oishi..hehehee...haha--omg..'tis been a loong time haven't heard of this..
hahahaha..!!i guess...hehhe..peace Juan..!!but we're going to Paris Ms.V???hehhee...you're going to Paris with him?? ::) how romantic..Tom proposed to Kate there--so..
apiR!!!oishi..hehehee...
asa ka dapit manila?anha baya ko next month sa Mall of asia diha held amo convention.. PDEA convention....kaw diay pod Marivic?? ::) hehe apir. ;D ;D ;)
kaw diay pod Marivic?? ::) hehe apir. ;D ;D ;)
asa ka dapit manila?anha baya ko next month sa Mall of asia diha held amo convention.. PDEA convention....
sa San Juan q nagstay..dah?sge bah..lima man me dri..si ryanjoe,willy,lyn_ann,sassyai.,..
daghan diay mo diha sept 22 to 27 ko naa diha....naa rami sa xms man guro na tapad sa mall of asia ..
aw dali ra na tuuron..hehehe..!text lang unya if naa naka dri mam...
hi doc apir sad nimo diha..nice kaayo ang climate dre cebu dle init kauwanon...dugnaw dre karon..mahangin sa labas :D :D :Dohhh CEBU--now i feel really nostalgic..
mao ni ako number mam 09192544444..i hope smart sad ka.. ;)
ohhh CEBU--now i feel really nostalgic..
almost left my heart there u know.. ;) ;D ;D
smart and globe q..sa globe q text u then sa smart lang reply mam..hehhe..ohhh that--i miss my 'texting' days too..
gimingaw na gyud ka dre doc hehehe mao gehapon ang cebu traffic kaajo..uli ka this december doc?maayo unta maka apil ka sa xmas party pohon sa mg.com..im excited to meet nimo og sa ubang member ... ;) ;) :Dsure--when is the party?? ::) hope early in Dec. coz i'll be there til the 2nd week lng man 'vic. ::) ::) 8) ;)
sure--when is the party?? ::) hope early in Dec. coz i'll be there til the 2nd week lng man 'vic. ::) ::) 8) ;)
ohhh that--i miss my 'texting' days too..
globe..smart..and i forgot the other one..unlimited calls man gani to sha..uhmm..
oh SUN too!! ;) ;) ;D
wa paman date gehatag si kuya roger doc ako sad siya gehangyo na isayo lang kay uli ko gensan sa 3rd week sa december para maka attend sad ko...i'll be leaving on the 15th..i guess, dli ko ka-attend (again)..anyway, as usual..back to being 'virtual' nah pod. 8) ::) ;)
yap..SUN....hehhee..makamiss jud ang mga textmyt noh??hehhee..i looove those forwarded jokes--made my day!! ;) ;D ;D
i'll be leaving on the 15th..i guess, dli ko ka-attend (again)..anyway, as usual..back to being 'virtual' nah pod. 8) ::) ;)
i looove those forwarded jokes--made my day!! ;) ;D ;D
i'll be leaving on the 15th..i guess, dli ko ka-attend (again)..anyway, as usual..back to being 'virtual' nah pod. 8) ::) ;)
pila ra ka weeks diay vacation u doc?2weeks and 5days lng Zul, including byahe pah..
maayo unta maka attend ta doc sa party noh ako hangyoon si kuya kung pwede sa december 12 or 13 e celebrate ang xmas party....
maayo unta maka attend ta doc sa party noh ako hangyoon si kuya kung pwede sa december 12 or 13 e celebrate ang xmas party....ohh--that would be NICE 'vic huhh..bitaw, hangyoon nato si fafa Roj. ;) ;) ;D 8)
sakto..aron maka attend sad si doc..para sulit jud ba ang pag-uli...thanks Zul--but how bout you though?? ::) ::) 8)
thanks Zul--but how bout you though?? ::) ::) 8)
ohh--that would be NICE 'vic huhh..bitaw, hangyoon nato si fafa Roj. ;) ;) ;D 8)
tabangi ko hangyo ni kuya roger doc para maka attend ta sa party hehehehe ;D :D :D
sugot lage na sir roger..try te..!
maayo lagi mosogot basig naa sad mo against zul kay dle pa sila kauli ana na date :'( :'( :'(
aw oo sad diay noh..try lang ninu..hehhee...
ako teksan si kuya unya gabii zul ;D ;D basig busy pa sya karon heheheh
hi doc apir sad nimo diha..nice kaayo ang climate dre cebu dle init kauwanon...dugnaw dre karon..mahangin sa labas :D :D :D
maayo unta maka attend ta doc sa party noh ako hangyoon si kuya kung pwede sa december 12 or 13 e celebrate ang xmas party....
2weeks and 5days lng Zul, including byahe pah..pwede ba na for good na ka mo stay in makati, doc?
but planning to have a longer one in July next year. ::) ;D 8)
pwede ba na for good na ka mo stay in makati, doc?go go go emz.. ;D
pwede ba na for good na ka mo stay in makati, doc?
uu Ann kay daghan naghuwat ug last trip..hahahha :D ;D
wow ha..go go go na rin aq! whew.. ;D
uu Ann kay daghan naghuwat ug last trip..hahahha :D ;D
sana nga matapos at lilipas na rin eto bago huli ang lahat
u'r now getting 'speechless' with meh huhhh?? ;) :P ;D
ohhh CEBU--now i feel really nostalgic..
almost left my heart there u know.. ;) ;D ;D
so, where's your heart now?............. I take that back. you don't have to answer. hehehe. ;) :) 8)
hi don2x kamusta na?doc miss cebu.. dito kasi siya nag aral...
gimingao ko sa sunlotan ug lato. na-a pa ba na sa ato?
mao ba ni ang lato?
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hahahaha..!!i guess...hehhe..peace Juan..!!but we're going to Paris Ms.V???hehhee...
..and probably doesn't need a costume.hehe peace ;D ;D ::)
hahaha! funny but it's true :)
Actually, plan ko talaga is take the Trans Siberian Railways trip. Never done this before. Starts in China (Peking(?)). Ends in France. Then, take another train that crosses the English Channel underwater to England.
Would be interesting to see how the culture changes from East to West. Would be a very educational trip. Albeit a snapshot only.
But want to have a sheila (or 2) for a travel companion. So that, as a bonus, we can have lots of hanky spanky spree, S&M rites, etc along the way. Hehehe. The spice of adventure. Makes the trip a lot more fun. Like having icing on the cake. Know what I mean?
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Autumn in USA starts Sep 1st. It will be the start of spring here. Baliktad. Except in Melbourne 'cause it can have 4 seasons in 1 day. Hehehe.
By the way, is that really your pic in your profile? If yes, then, why are you so kissable?
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ahehee..halo Juan..!!yah,dat's my pic..kissable man jud na ko lips...hahaha..!u rily want to have a hanky spanky spree companion ha???hehehe...well,ur plano is so so nice..but i think mas maganda mag travel pag ikaw lang...hehehe..!!btaw,nice jud ning mo travvel ka para ma aware ka sa culture sa uban and it helps u how to deal with other people...why is it dat u don't have pic in ur avatar???pagbutang sad dha ron makita imong kaanyag..hahaha..
by the way,lato nang naa sa pic..dat's my favorite jud..maglaguto jud inig kaon lage..nice na if naa kay sabaw na isda..so yummy!!!hehee..if uli ka librehon ka nkog lato..hehehe...
Actually, plan ko talaga is take the Trans Siberian Railways trip. Never done this before. Starts in China (Peking(?)). Ends in France. Then, take another train that crosses the English Channel underwater to England.
Would be interesting to see how the culture changes from East to West. Would be a very educational trip. Albeit a snapshot only.
But want to have a sheila (or 2) for a travel companion. So that, as a bonus, we can have lots of hanky spanky spree, S&M rites, etc along the way. Hehehe. The spice of adventure. Makes the trip a lot more fun. Like having icing on the cake. Know what I mean?
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Autumn in USA starts Sep 1st. It will be the start of spring here. Baliktad. Except in Melbourne 'cause it can have 4 seasons in 1 day. Hehehe.
By the way, is that really your pic in your profile? If yes, then, why are you so kissable?
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"'cause I'm your lady,
and you are my man,
whenever you reach for me,
you know that I care.
We're headed for something,
somewhere I've never been .....".
- from the song "Power of Love"
i hope its gona be cooler this week...it weakens my body during the past few days bcoz of the heat...its terrible... :o
By the way, Mikey, Zulacs tells me that MG girls don't like being spanked. Is this true? Makes me suspicious whether they're really girls or ..... Hehehe. I've always known that girls love to be spanked. Gives them that pleasure pain. Explains why they're almost always naughty. Please don't tell me they're convent girls. 'cause convent girls are even naughtier.
In my view, MG girls need more than a lion tamer to tame them. They're more ferocious than lions. I'd rather face the mouth of a hungry lion, than face the mouth of an angry MG girl.
ahahaha..!!!u'd rather face the mouth of a hungry lion than face the mouth of an angry MG Girls??hehehe..!!whew!!!r u sure Juan?Is dat ur final answer?hehehe...talga lang ha?well,maybe some would love to be spank Juan..but i think we here don't love it..hahahaa..!for me,i just love to be pikpik in pwet..hahaha..for me to sleep..then u will sing a lullaby..hehehe..
For a Pinay on tnt, marriage's to secure her pr. Some are literally begging me to marry them. Pero takot ako. Once she gets her pr, chances are, the next thing I'll hear is, "It's bye2X time. Ok, let's have one more f**k. But that's it". One for the road, so to speak.
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Nowadays, finding this type of women is like finding a needle in a haystack. A colloquial expression heard from many husbands is, "My wife is nice and sweet to me face to face. But I have to watch out for her knife everytime I turn my back".
Doesn't matter even 150 yrs old. S'long as rich. You'll never know. She might fall terribly in love with me and marry me. I do have a generous amount of love. Hehehe.
Just make sure get a large piece of the pie included in the pre-nuptial agreement. And inherit everything when she dies.
Just like George Lazenby, that Aussie actor who played James Bond in 1 movie that was a fiasco. He's suing his rich ex-wife because, while her house is worth US$30M, his house is only worth US$1M. Baliktad. 'Cause it's usually the woman who sues the man on divorce settlement.
hmmm..i think these postings are misplaced..should go to Jokes,etc..thread. ;) ;D 8) peace!
Was in a hurry. Sneaking in. Rather, sneaking out from work. Hope the world won't stop revolving because of this mistake. Hehehe.ok--you're excused J.. ;D
ok--you're excused J.. ;D
..but i think mas maganda mag travel pag ikaw lang...
by the way,lato nang naa sa pic..dat's my favorite jud..maglaguto jud inig kaon lage..nice na if naa kay sabaw na isda..so yummy!!!hehee..if uli ka librehon ka nkog lato..hehehe...
sounds uhmmm...!!hehehe,will u be the one to buy my ticket Juan???hehehe...if not,I will be with u in Paris imaginary..lol...
whew..grabeh Juan...well,well,well explained...nosebleed....!!so this is wat u mean na last post about Antartica...i don'tgo with stranger..hehheehe..uwi ka muna d2..then i'll decide..lol...hehehe...!!ur tired of being a lonely drifter????whew..maniwala!!lonely daw....!nyahahaha...
Only an outsider here searching for a soulmate. A true Aussie patriot looking for a Pinay to help fulfill my glorious quest. Just can't comprehend why the govt won't allow us to have more than 1 wife. Would help better in saving Aus endangered species. Would be great. Hehehe.
pag Muslim nlng..hehehe...!
Now, give me one good reason you're not answering my previous posting.
If I go there and we don't have spanking spree, sayang ang plane fare money. Not to worry. We also go to Aus Embassy and arrange for travel. Destination Antartica. Para makatipid.
Brilliant idea. Don't u agree? Hehehe.
U don't go with strangers? But y u'd go w/me to Paris f i buy ur tket?
Familiar with the song, "Lovers & Strangers" by D'Carpenters? Says, "Love, look at the 2 of us. Strangers in many ways ....'. Yes, strangers at marriage. Enemies at divorce.
ahahaha..do i really need to answer it?hahahah..naa jud nag spanking spree Juan??pwede bag wala nah..ahahhaha....!iya jud gidumduman na "I will go if u give me ticket."...hehehee..are u harmless??lol....
Can't do it unless you allow me. Otherwise, I'd be charged with assault.
aheehehhe..let me think of it..lol....!hehehe......y me??ikaw ha?imo jud ko gitripan..kaw Juan ha..!!!
Hope you won't think too long. As the song says, "if u want it, here it is, come and get it, but u'd better hurry cause it may not last".
Forgot to tell you, in Antarctica, we could be making love inside the harbisphere while a fierce snowstorm is raging outside. As the song "Listen to the Rain" by Jose Feliciano, "So long as we're together. Who cares about the weather".
ahahahhaha..whitwhew!parang hahamakin ang lahat diay ni Juan....!give me 1 year to think about it..is it ok???ahehhehe...
Scared you, didn't I? Hehehe. We've only just began. Keen on carrying on with exploring each other? Up to you.
Once again, but u'd better hurry 'cause it may not last.
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Thoughts to ponder: Marriage is not all Paris; there are also Antarcticas. Know what I'm getting at?
Scared you, didn't I? Hehehe. We've only just began. Keen on carrying on with exploring each other? Up to you.
Once again, but u'd better hurry 'cause it may not last.
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Thoughts to ponder: Marriage is not all Paris; there are also Antarcticas. Know what I'm getting at?
ahehehehe..!u are also scared..lol...if ur harmless,it's ok...ahehhehee...whew..! i will be like Dora..Dora the explorer..hehhhee....!wat will I explore??i will explore u???ahehehee,,.you got a match. ;) ;D 8)
Once again, but u'd better hurry 'cause it may not last.(why I should be in hurry Juan if it will not last..lol...it means u gonna wait for me 4ever??4ever and ever...ahehehe...)
Thoughts to ponder: Marriage is not all Paris; there are also Antarcticas. Know what I'm getting at?(wow!!so romantic...getting married in Antartica...with singing penguins ???hehehe..we will going to have an "Antartic Circle Quest"..yaooOOOOOO!!hehhhee)
you got a match. ;) ;D 8)
aheheeheh...match ba Doc?pisporo.hehe kidding aside--yeahh!! ;) ;D
pisporo.hehe kidding aside--yeahh!! ;) ;D
sobrang cheesy Doc..hehhehe..kaila ka nya?nope--but ilailahon lng diay nmo. ;) ;D
nope--but ilailahon lng diay nmo. ;) ;D
you got a match. ;) ;D 8)uyyy hindi to cheesy kc kakaiba yan c juan ;) amiguha zul :P who knows baka mag match nga ever :D :-*
uyyy hindi to cheesy kc kakaiba yan c juan ;) amiguha zul :P who knows baka mag match nga ever :D :-*
u know him she??aheheehe..yah.parang kakaiba nga sya...."he's one of a kind"..naks naman!!! ;D ;Dnot really zul but for sure mkklala rin xa
u know him she??aheheehe..yah.parang kakaiba nga sya...."he's one of a kind"..naks naman!!! ;D ;D
not really zul but for sure mkklala rin xa
boto ako kang juan para nimo zuls.
seryoso na diay ka ni juan zul ::)hehehehe ;D ;D
it would be an honor na part ako sa future ninyo ;)
moluhod ko sa inyong kasal.kasal agad?? :D ang swerte ni juan naman :P
moluhod ko sa inyong kasal.
moluhod ko sa inyong kasal.
moluhod pod ko wills
kasal agad?? :D ang swerte ni juan naman :P
ahahahha..naku!!ikaw nlng flowerpot she..ahehhehee..
paapila pod ko Zul..ari nako iitsa ang flowers inig human ha? hehe..
akip ka sir??kamo partner ni papa boss ha?aheehehe..
naa man koy lain luhuran kang wills ;D
ha?ikaw sad moluhod if kaslon sya??? ;D ;)
ahh..dko!!ahehehe...ako na sya ipintik ni sir mg..ahehehe..
basta di ko motell moluhod na lang kog kalit na walang belo sa ngitngit ;D
aw, ahaha! inilugay diay ni ron... ;D
pwede sad harangon nimo hearty..aheehhe..
ahahahha..!!y man sa ngitngit??if sa hayag diay??dili ra ba na gnhan si papa boss og ngitngit... ;D ;D
mas maayo nang landag aron makita.
mas maayo nang landag aron makita.
sa kasal ninyo ni juan
ngek..kasal man daun...!hehhhee.murag naa ra ba to syay gi comment nimo..la ko kagets..try to read it daw..if kaslon mo ni juan zul hatag gyud ko 1 lechon heheheheh ;D ;D ;D
if kaslon mo ni juan zul hatag gyud ko 1 lechon heheheheh ;D ;D ;D
moluhod pod ko willsasa ka moluhod mikes!...hehe
buti dili sa imong likod...hahahhaha...JL... ;D
ayaw kay gilok na kaayo na.
The hard thing about being strong is that no one bothers to ask you if you're hurt.familiar lagi ko ani heheheh ;D
sa akong atubangan kuno. hehehe
bantay bitaw ka ha, likod ra man kaha ang gilok? ;Dlami ang atubangan. mokurog inig kahuman.
lami ang atubangan. mokurog inig kahuman.hahahaha kurog to the max!
lami ang atubangan. mokurog inig kahuman.
nah! magkurog-kurog gyud ni ron...hehehe
maglisod ko ug dakup ana da kay kurog man sa atubangan ;D
lami ang atubangan. mokurog inig kahuman.
ano ito? shotgun marriage? haven't even touched her yet.you just touch her after marriage. coz she doesnt believe in premarital sex.
mo init pa gyud sa kalami...hahahahunsa naman ni?
you just touch her after marriage. coz she doesnt believe in premarital sex.
Paano wala akong pambayad sa kasal. At saka hindi na uso ang kasal. Living in na lang. Hindi totoo iyong living in sin. Para lang makapera ang pari.
talaga???paano yan..!!!baliktad tau..ahehehehe...!!wer not destined to be Juan...ahehehehe... ;D ;D
once agn, paano wala akong pera. Ginawang negosyo sa simbahan ang binyag, kasal, libing, etc. Meron ka dyan?
oo nga eh.!grabeh..gastos pala pag ikakasal...tag 5000 na lay labot ang pari...pero nice jud ang kasal kay naa may titulo nah...!hehehee...u don't believe in marriage?akala ko bah marami ka jan..pa pinta2 ka pa sa Antartica..aheehehe..
free travel to Ant f sgn 1-yr cntrct. Sabi ng isang chicks dito, "what? Honeymoon in dat God-forsaken place? Ur weird". Hehehe.
(http://seralulalu.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/balut2.jpg)kaon ka engr... oh...wow ::)pila ka days ni alfon?
aheehehe..with contract pala yan??oh...dghan byag tourist did2..hehehee..
as true in any place, it's heaven 2 go as tourist but hell to live.
ako raman na na punitan sa dalan.. vic... hehehe ;D;D
y naman hell??im sure pag kasama mo ako and dun tau titira,.hindi magiging hell...hehehhee...ano ba kasi nagustuhan mo dun??pwede naman sa moon tau..hehhehe...no place like home. Mas maayo diha kai sayon ra ilatigo nimo kon magminaldita ka. Hehehe. Dinhi imo palang ko icharge ug assault .....
no place like home. Mas maayo diha kai sayon ra ilatigo nimo kon magminaldita ka. Hehehe. Dinhi imo palang ko icharge ug assault .....
ahehehe..!!aw,.uli na diri lage...hehhehe..!if magbinoang ka dili lang ay latigo ra imong maabot...hehehe..!!dalia man ka mi out??
Do you really know me? Do I really know you? Only the tip of the iceberg. Believe needs further exploration.
u don't know me..and i don't know u either...i love Dora...(Dora d xplorer). ;)
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how much for a pound of your flesh, juan?
I didn't say that you treated me like a toxic waste. We're not married. My statement was expressing my selection criteria in finding a soulmate. That she won't treat me like a toxic waste.
*****
Don't know Dora. But do know Capt. Cook, the explorer who brought the first shipload of convicts (including me. Hehehe) to Aus and established a convict colony. That's how I came here. If you know that date (look it up in the history book!), you'll know, more or less, how young I am. My crimes were sadistic raping, paedophiling (I love young girls, the younger the better), ..... List goes on and on.
I'm serving a life sentence. Since I'm a highlander (an immortal), life sentence means forever. Explains why I'm seducing you into plotting my escape. You'll be paid in an unimaginable way.
Guess this suffices for an introduction. You'll know more via private email.
Oh, yes, I'd love to explore you. With my naughty hands and fingers. And even with my naughtier tongue and mouth. Don't worry. I'll only nibble small bits of your lovely legs and bottom. But, most of all, with my naughtiest ..... Hehehe.
*****
Hindi na uso ngayon ang "bisag saging basta loving". Sabi ng Tagala, "ang habol namin sa boys ay PESOnality at CARacter". Pati ito hindi na rin uso. Ang habol ng Pinay ay pr.
Meron mga Pinays na gusto mag-enter ng fake marriage [fm] to secure pr. To convince the authorities na hindi fm, the Pinay has to live with the man for at least 1 yr without divorcing. Gusto kong papasukin ito. Gibayran pa ko, gipagamit pa ko. Yeah, that's my real intention here. Soulmate-searching is just a camouflage.
But my asking price is high - 1 billion British pounds. Because you're my type, I'm willing to accept something in lieu of. You don't get anything for free in this planet. Everything has a price. As my Pinoy relatives would say, "Chinese ka talaga. Ayao magpalogi".
So much for sales talk. Now, what's a fair one? Ahhh. I know. A combination of weekly hanky spanky spree + monthly S&M + quarterly torture chamber. Deal?
Reminds me of Shakespeare's play "Merchant of Venice". Well, Chinese are also otherwise known as the Jews of Asia.
Take care. Via con Dios.
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"Just follow what your heart says,
and you will never be lost"
...!how old are u then??aheheehe..!too old to have a hanky spanky spree...lol..ahahahaha..[/b]
Don't 4get. I'm a highlander. An immortal.
..check ur mail... ;D ;D ;D ;)
Hate to do it. Full of junk. Gotta organise somethin.
mo init pa gyud sa kalami...hahahahlemme guess..pandesal?? ;D ;D :P
lemme guess..pandesal?? ;D ;D :P
lemme guess..pandesal?? ;D ;D :P
puede ring Monay... ;D :o :P
murag naa jud hilig dre ug monai dah.haha
puede ring Monay... ;D :o :P
how 'bout pan de leche? ;) :) 8)it's also good sir--but i just decided to cut on my carbs. ;) ;D :P
it's also good sir--but i just decided to cut on my carbs. ;) ;D :P
it's also good sir--but i just decided to cut on my carbs. ;) ;D :P
it's also good sir--but i just decided to cut on my carbs. ;) ;D :P
murag naa jud hilig dre ug monai dah.haha
why Doc,,,nag strict diet ka ba ngayon???yep--coz my jeans are a bit challenging to get into now.haha
yep--coz my jeans are a bit challenging to get into now.haha
yep--coz my jeans are a bit challenging to get into now.haha
Kristel's empanada is one of the best.
Kristel's empanada is one of the best.
saludo talaga ako kahit every weekend natitikman ko syaempanada pa ba ang ibig mong sabihin nito, bro?
Kristel's empanada is one of the best.
saludo talaga ako kahit every weekend natitikman ko sya
empanada pa ba ang ibig mong sabihin nito, bro?
Natikman mo na pala? :)na imagine ko lang yung lasa from the pictures.
na imagine ko lang yung lasa from the pictures.
Grabe pala imagination mo. ;)ehehehe....basta patilawa intawn ko ana pohon ha.
ehehehe....basta patilawa intawn ko ana pohon ha.
Of course, apil na na sa itinerary nimo. heheheoh thank you gyud kaayo.
oh thank you gyud kaayo.
It's all up to Joe Black! este, Mikey pala.
ehehehe....basta patilawa intawn ko ana pohon ha.
Natikman mo na pala? :)
Sya ang taste-tester eh. ;D
wala bang sample? hehehe. ;) :) 8)
Ilan gusto mo? Bibigyan ka ni Mikey. ;D
Ilan gusto mo? Bibigyan ka ni Mikey. ;D
oooppss, sorry hindi ko naibigay hon
just one would be greatly appreciated. just wanna try what everybody seems to be talking about. thanx! ;) :) 8)
sayang talaga dawg, tinamad akong magbitbit eh, so mainit pa kasi, next taym
that's ok.......... there's always a next time.............. like Halloween night, for instance. ;) :) 8)
nope, i could bring some this coming weekend, lemme come late ha, pwede?
no problemo! ;) :) 8)
may party kasi sunday afternoon at hindi ko mapaghindian si congressman
surething, brother!! 'wag lang limot ang balot. hehehe. (joke! ;D) ;) :) 8)
i will surely bring a thing
saludo talaga ako kahit every weekend natitikman ko syamakitikim nga pagdating koh dyan.. ;) ;D ::)
saludo talaga ako kahit every weekend natitikman ko sya
makitikim nga pagdating koh dyan.. ;) ;D ::)
?sya? ??? who? hehehe. ;) :) 8) :-*
si yusuke sino pa? ;D
si yusuke sino pa? ;D
oh, I thought Kristel's empanada. hehehe. wait............. wait a packin' minute............ kay doc ay empanada.......... I hope! hehehe. (joke!! ;D) ;) :) 8)
Hahaha! Nakakalito naman kayo. ;D ;D ;D
si mikey kasi, eh. hehehe. I thought he's still talking about your empanada. hehehe. ;) :) 8)
Akala ko rin eh. hahaha!
Btw...may dala yata sya para sa 'yo. :D
oh, goodie!! hehehe. thanx, kristel!! ;) :) 8)
Thank Mikey, talagang hindi ka nya kinalimutan. ;D
I know!! that's how much of a good friend he is, you know!! ;) :) 8) btw, sarap pala talaga ng empanada mo, kristel. willyboy is absolutely right!! thanx!! ;) :) 8)
Thanks, Dawg! Si Willy kahit hindi pa nakatikim, nasasarapan na pala. hahaha!
I'm sure willyboy will really love those empanadas............ and he'll definitely miss it when he goes back home. ;) :) 8)
Pabaunin natin sya. hehehethank you! sana makalusot sa customs.
I know!! that's how much of a good friend he is, you know!! ;) :) 8) btw, sarap pala talaga ng empanada mo, kristel. willyboy is absolutely right!! thanx!! ;) :) 8)
thank you! sana makalusot sa customs.
Where is my PANcit?
its like a rice noodle ::) :o
Lulutuan mo si Juan?
masarap talaga sya ;D
Bigyan mo na lang ang customs. ;D ;D ;D
Lulutuan mo si Juan?
hindi ;D
waaaaaaaaaahehehe na sobrahan guro kag hilot sa chiro...basi na tandog tong bukog nga mogahi, toinkx...lain diay imong tripping run bai...boylaluh nah ahahaha
hala lutoi nag buylaluh ;D
hindi ;D
alin ang masarap doon :o
Thanks, Dawg! Si Willy kahit hindi pa nakatikim, nasasarapan na pala. hahaha!
Ah, balibad man dayon. hahaha
kawawa si ako. hu3X. mag-sepukko na lang ko.
ako na lang luto sa imuha juan
ano ang lulutuin para kay juan?
Ayao ko na. Hu100X!!!!
ok juan
Pabaunin natin sya. hehehe
thank you! sana makalusot sa customs.
masarap talaga sya ;D
Bigyan mo na lang ang customs. ;D ;D ;D
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
nobody loves me.
most likely, baka maubos na ni willyboy ang empanada on the way to the airport. 'sarap kasi, eh. hehehe. ;) :) 8)hindi ko kayang ubusin ang isang box ng empanada, dawgieboy. hehehe
Mikey's signature :"A lunatic is on the loose somewhere, better watch out and don't be fooled by his innocent face but with evil plans?"
I know who this is..... yours truly. hehehe.
hindi ko kayang ubusin ang isang box ng empanada, dawgieboy. hehehe
you most likely will once you've tried kristel's empanada. besides, I can help with that! hehehe. ;) :) 8)sabi ko na nga ba na ikaw pala ang nagkaka interes sa empanada ni kristel.
talagang hindi ok. nanglo-od na ko. mommy! gi-away ko.
most likely, baka maubos na ni willyboy ang empanada on the way to the airport. 'sarap kasi, eh. hehehe. ;) :) 8)
i changed it,LOL
you most likely will once you've tried kristel's empanada. besides, I can help with that! hehehe. ;) :) 8)
Umiyak ka hon?
naalala ko yung naaksidente sya sa kuarto nya noong lasing sya,the first person he called was me, he cried in pain then i cried na rin kasi wala akong magawa eh
ganyan pala pag nagmamahalan?
sya nga kumuha ng avatar picture ko eh from his cellphone at pinadala sa akin,pati avatar sig,LOL
Ayao ko na. Hu100X!!!!
talaga lang ha ;D
ebedensya yan na pumupunta sya dito kasi he likes me din ;D
Teka sino na ba ang pinag-uusapan natin dito? ;D
yung kumuha ng avatar shot/pic ko sa rooftop ng apartment na nakapagbitiw ako ng FREE AS A BIRD
ahhhhhhh ;D
alam ko gusto nya to eh kaya nagpapapansin
Pinagbibigyan mo naman
hindi ah, inaway nya ako kaya inaway ko rin sya, oooppss
So hindi ka pa pala free sa kanya?
mukhang hindi sa feelings nya,tingnan mo ang mga guests na nakatingin,madami din umaaligidligid,isa sya dyan
Oo nga 'no?
hindi ko naman na send to all
Popular ka lang talaga siguro
sabi ko na nga ba na ikaw pala ang nagkaka interes sa empanada ni kristel.
Thanks Dawg! May secret ingredient kasi yan. ;)
Ang galing ng advert mo Dawg...bigyan na lang kita ng business cards. Kidding hahaha!
hoy Juan Tamad pag luto ug imoha uy...hahahah...joke lang na bai.. :P :o
make sure valerio's don't find out. baka gayahin nila. ;) :) 8)
di ko kama-o moluto. kama-o ra ko moka-on. di gami ko kama-o mo-ilo. hehehe.(http://www.anikaos.com/042_the_primitives_msn_emoticons/bongo_017.gif) ;D ;D
head still moving? whoever did the screw-tightening must not be allowed to screw anymore. hehehe.
make sure valerio's don't find out. baka gayahin nila. ;) :) 8)
masarap din ba business cards mo? hehehe. ;) :) 8)
It's a well-kept trade secret ;)
the dough is the secret, tama ba ako hon?
Yes hon (http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr31/mkthpl/Icons/thumsbup.gif)
nahulaan ko lang,hehehe
walang valerio branch naman sa laguna hills
It's a well-kept trade secret ;)
Pag gutom na gutom ka na, pwede mo ring kainin. ;D ;D ;D
meron sa L.A. and San Diego. ;) :) 8)
which one? the business cards? hahaha!! ;) :) 8)
the dough is the secret, tama ba ako hon?
Yes hon (http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr31/mkthpl/Icons/thumsbup.gif)
Alam mo yata ang secret di ba?
Ang sarap tingnan ng mga tinapay nila. :)
yeah, but, what's in the dough? of course, there's a recipe secret in making that dough. hehehe. ;) :) 8)
I love their cheesebread. but lately, they're cheating and not putting as much stuffing in the bread anymore :(.......... not like they used to :(, years ago. ;) :) 8)
It'll remain a secret. :D
Recession kasi siguro?
so, one can say that the secret is "in the dough." hehehe. ;) :) 8)
eh, di dapat recession din ang price nila.......... but, the price went up, instead. hahaha!! ;) :) 8)
I love their cheesebread. but lately, they're cheating and not putting as much stuffing in the bread anymore :(.......... not like they used to :(, years ago. ;) :) 8)
Yan ang dapat sana kaya lang opposite usually ang nangyayari.
meron pa bang valerio sa eaglerock? may bago akong nabibilhan ng pandesal dawg at sila ang nagsusupply sa PAL flights
I couldn't tell you. I know I went to one who told me that their baker used to bake for valerio's. of course, that's what they all say so people would go to them. ;) :) 8)
hahaha, baka ganun na nga but i am satisfied with their bread naman
is that the one by nanay gloria.......... next to that chinese take-out and video place? ;) :) 8)
that's the valerio i know but the bakery i am trying to say is along colorado blvd next to Walgreen's
delicado. tingalig maputol
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know." -- very nice!
Pag gutom na gutom ka na, pwede mo ring kainin. ;D ;D ;D
Wht's goin' on in USA? People now eat business cards? Terrible3X!
heck, we have edible panties over here. what do you think? hahaha!! ;) :) 8)
Wht's goin' on in USA? People now eat business cards? Terrible3X!
heck, we have edible panties over here. what do you think? hahaha!! ;) :) 8)
heck, we have edible panties over here. what do you think? hahaha!! ;) :) 8)
i have one
heck, we have edible panties over here. what do you think? hahaha!! ;) :) 8)
Kristel's signature, "Expectation is the root of all heartaches.
".
Same with forgone opportunity. This type of heartache is called remorse.
Kristel's signature, "Expectation is the root of all heartaches.
Same with forgone opportunity. This type of heartache is called remorse.
Amen to that!
"true love is life's best treasure.nice..waiting maybeh, but not looking for it. ;) ;D 8) :P
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know." -- very nice!
nice..waiting maybeh, but not looking for it. ;) ;D 8) :Pmaybe... ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)c'me on...... :-X :-X
Amen to that!maski unsa nga klase, heartache japon generic ana (bastah kay sakit, mao na nah)..hehe amen too 'tel! ;) ;D 8)
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know." -- very nice!
that's why just go with the flow and enjoy the ride while it last. ;) :) 8)
unfortunately, for some........... they miss that opportunity............for some, that beautiful thing (life's best treasure) is already right in front of them............ and yet, they neglect to see it............ even if it bites them in the butt.........missing the forest for the trees. several probable reasons or maybe lame excuses: either purposely, just don't care enough, looking for greener pasture (not always green on the other side), etc............. either way, it's their loss! (I learned it the hard way!)
and for the rest of us, who made our choice......... found it..........loses it..........finds it again.......... and keeps it!!......... "we few......... we happy few.........we band of brothers........." (Shakepeare's "Henry V") ;) :) 8)
if kaslon mo ni juan zul hatag gyud ko 1 lechon heheheheh ;D ;D ;D
When opportunity comes along, grab it.
___________
"If you want it, here it is, come and take it.
but yu'd better hurry 'cause it may not last"
- from the song ?????
:) :) :) :) :) :)
Think title of that song is "Fool and his money".
Continuation is:
"Did I hear u say that there must be a catch?
will you take away the fool and his money?"
When opportunity comes along, grab it.
___________
"If you want it, here it is, come and take it.
but yu'd better hurry 'cause it may not last"
- from the song ?????
Always waiting for the best deal. ended up getting leftover.
As we know, there are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don't know we don't knowso ano na ang punchline nito?
that's why just go with the flow and enjoy the ride while it last. ;) :) 8)
maski unsa nga klase, heartache japon generic ana (bastah kay sakit, mao na nah)..hehe amen too 'tel! ;) ;D 8)
That's what I do... :)
as in ever
As we know, there are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don't know we don't know
Take risks: if you win, you will be happy; if you lose, you will be wise.
is this what u want?
That's what I do... :)
Decoding Mikey’s ”Now this is what I call confusion” was driving me nuts. This is even worse! Hehehe.
Anyway, …..
Explore the unknown. As Dr. Albert Einstein said, "Opening up yet another fragment in the frontier of beauty". Right?
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"We shall not cease from exploration. But at the end of all our explorations, we will go back to where we started; only to know the place for the first time".
- T. S. Elliott
maybe... ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)c'me on...... :-X :-Xcom'on what mr J?? ::) ??? ;D
That's what I do... :)been there.hehe
Mao jud, Doc VJ.
so ano na ang punchline nito?
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know." -- very nice!
You were the first to notice this.hehehhe...
Been going through your postings. Would be a fool to say that for one to have such a nice girl like you for a soulmate will be sleeping with the enemy.
hehehhe...
Thank you so much for giving me the courtesy of a reply even though message was not intended for you.
Up to reader how he/she interprets connotation.
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know." -- very nice!
"if I tell you, I'll have to kill you. (CIA(?) saying)" ;D
Feel soooo sorry for that girl.
Mahirap talaga ang buhay ng mahirap. So easy to be taken advantage upon by bigots. Be exploited. Used as bait. Guess own her. "Single but taken", so he said.
Believe Zulacs and Marivic have been approached, too. But flatly refused. Being put on display like that? Outrageous!
Played it the stupid way. Find it all so amusing. To think they did all that. Did they really believe they could make me change my style? ;D ;D ;D
tsk..tsk..tsk...
In another site, saw a pic with you sitting on the lap of a yet another bloke. Why am I not surprised? Perhaps, a better question to ask is, why am I not shock anymore? Hehehe. :) ;)
:o
every island has it's tourist attraction
Think better expression is "male tourist temptation". Hehehe.
Taym pa ra gud. Y dis site no pix of her sitting on laps of blokes? Not fair to dis site, is it? Hehehe. :) ;)
kilala ko na kung sino noon pa, hahaha
Nothing new here. Not news anymore. Hehehe. :) ;)
on to the new item hehehe
tsk..tsk..tsk...
ganun naman sila
Maraming derivatives ang wholesome. Could be awesome, winsome, 3some, .... List goes on and on. Matter of one's interpretation. Hehehe. :) ;)
In fact, love can be interpreted as a euphemistic word for lust. Without lust, mankind won't have the incentive to procreate. Leads to extinction of human race. The word love was introduced by some religious leaders for power. Condemned lust as a sinful act. But what's really the diff? Introduce formalities like marriage to collect money. But how many couples stick to the marriage vow?
Hence, love is only a myth. :) ;)
"Abuse exists because of secrecy. If I can use this platform and talk about it and break the silence, somebody can get the help and support they need. It's such a common problem, and it doesn't need to be. All you have to do is talk about it and break the silence.":) ;)
- Chris Witty
Maraming derivatives ang wholesome. Could be awesome, winsome, 3some, .... List goes on and on. Matter of one's interpretation. Hehehe. :) ;)
In fact, love can be interpreted as a euphemistic word for lust. Without lust, mankind won't have the incentive to procreate. Leads to extinction of human race. The word love was introduced by some religious leaders for power. Condemned lust as a sinful act. But what's really the diff? Introduce formalities like marriage to collect money. But how many couples stick to the marriage vow?
Hence, love is only a myth. :) ;)
"Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species." :) ;)
~ W Somerset Maugham, 'A Writer's Notebook', 1949
philosophy of love
"there's no such thing as friends,:) ;)
there's no such thing as enemies,
there's no such thing as lovers,
there's only a share of common interests."
"Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor." :(Buhay nga nmn parang life ;)
- Sholom Aleichem
Dili jyud matag-na ang panahon? ??? Not too sure agree. Kai sophisticated na kaau karon ang meteorology technology. :) ;)
Of course, when it comes to tsunami, earthquake and the like ...... Hhmmmmmm! rather not comment on it. Hehehe. ;D ;)
mao jud juan ..tama ka ..Yeah, mate. That's what skipper's in, now. Di lang kai patchy rain or scattered shower or even a thunderstorm. It's a tsunami. ;D ;)
Actually, plan ko talaga is take the Trans Siberian Railways trip. Never done this before. Starts in China (Peking(?)). Ends in France. Then, take another train that crosses the English Channel underwater to England.
Would be interesting to see how the culture changes from East to West. Would be a very educational trip. Albeit a snapshot only.
Ang deep ng pers0nality nya..
Mind you, my life's full of controversies. Wonder how I got this far. Or, is it controversy that got me this far? :-\Wasn't it you who christened me "bida sa pagkaContrabida"? ??? ;D ;)
Kanang laspag na? ??? Pag gusto mo, sa iyo na lang, choi! :) ;)
"If I make my move, will she be interested in my body and my brains AND my bank balance and having my baby"? :-\:) ;)
gulong ng palad
Talagang ganun cguro ang buhay dear parang gulong ikot lng ng ikot:) ;)
hahaha, laspag laspagan pero she ain't taken yetreminds me of my saga in London's red-light district. At the last moment, a man grabs lovely lass. Bogao appears. "sorry, boss. She's just been taken. Lots more inside". Further inside is a hall full of losyangs. ::) :)
are you ok, juan?
Been asking myself the same question many2x times. Still don't know the answer. Maybe because always dealing with the devil. Well, almost always.
Mind you, my life's full of controversies. Wonder how I got this far. Or, is it controversy that got me this far? :D ;)
"there's no such thing as friends,
there's no such thing as enemies,
there's no such thing as lovers,
there's only a share of common interests."
"CUTE BOYS make you blush. HOT BOYS make you drool. COOL BOYS make you daydream. But trust me, FUNNY BOYS will make you fall in love without even realizing it." (Unknown) ;D ;)hahaha bakit mo naman nasabi sa kanya yan?
"true love is life's best treasure.:( :)
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know." -- very nice!
hahaha bakit mo naman nasabi sa kanya yan?To make him think he is.
hahaha, laspag laspagan pero she ain't taken yet:)I don't want some sweet face who'll be telling me sweet lies.
:)I don't want some sweet face who'll be telling me sweet lies.
All I want is someone to believe. ;)
meron pa kayang ganyan now?Aywan ko. :) ;)
:)I don't want some sweet face who'll be telling me sweet lies.
All I want is someone to believe. ;)
meron pa kayang ganyan now?
Aywan ko. :) ;)I hope meron. Otherwise, all else is lost. :)
meron pa kayang ganyan now?kung sa kabaitan ang paguusapan, syempre andyan pa si Juan
"CUTE BOYS make you blush. HOT BOYS make you drool. COOL BOYS make you daydream. But trust me, FUNNY BOYS will make you fall in love without even realizing it." (Unknown) ;D ;)
i tell you laspag na yang mga yan!??? Really? Hayyy salamat! ;D ;)
i tell you laspag na yang mga yan!
??? Really? Hayyy salamat! ;D ;)Skipper! You still owe me 70 teenage Pinay virgins for me to, in tarts own words, collect, select and wisik the reject. :D ;)
:)I don't want some sweet face who'll be telling me sweet lies.
All I want is someone to believe. ;)
kung sa kabaitan ang paguusapan, syempre andyan pa si Juan
You got me wrong!
Malas ko kay wa ko niya sugta.
Ang gusto tingali niya puti. A common Pinay attitude. Wa pa jyud na mawa ang colonial mentality.
Ikao, modaginot ka nako? Sige na. Aron mag-open tag popcorn business. Sayon ra kaayo. Pahilakon lang tikag maayog popcorn.
unlimited ka Juan? :Pnganong nahilum man ka? :-\
Not interested Juan.. Maparehas unya ka ad2ng picture na kalansay na, gahulat ghapon ug true love.. Haha!Like SHe, you came into my world. Not the other way around.
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Not interested Juan.. Maparehas unya ka ad2ng picture na kalansay na, gahulat ghapon ug true love.. Haha!if you're talking about the collage ... plus your recent attack against me ... more inclined to believe ... it's the other way around. :P
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Like SHe, you came into my world. Not the other way around.
But you came only very recently. Before that, didn't even know you exist. Both of us joined in 2009 -- about 3 months apart.
SHe was used as a bait. Bcoz SHe's a stunner.
You ??? Let worldwide male viewers be the judges. ;D ;)
Would have simply carried on ignoring you ... until you p#ssed on me. Blurting out that derogatory remark ... then, compounding it with stupid, insidious and unfounded allegation. That was very2X low, baby. Napahiya ka tuloy. :-[ :P
[/quoAnd, speaking of brains, dunno about yours.
Different with Zulacs -- google search showed she's a licensed civil engineer. That's what attracted me. She backed out. Me went for SHe. Guess that made her jealous. Broke our confidentiality agreement -- passed my pic around -- got Dr. Amalayer interested in me for her losyang friend, Tereng. Doc then organized a p#ssing contest bandwagon against me. You know how it went afterwards.
They're all gone now. Only me left on stage to end the play, so to speak. ;D ;)
So, baby, why that sudden interest to p#ss on me? ??? Prodded by Dr. Amalayer or FI Willy? They're both outraged 'coz wa ko magpadala. Wonder how much FI Willy spent hosting those lunches to gather support. ;D ;)
move on na Juan ui, cge lang gihapon ka hisgot sa mga tawo na wala na dre.. It's true na friends nako sila here pero doesn't mean na makialam ko sa unsay issue ninyo before.. I don't really care.. mautas lang gyud ka cge bagotbot dre, wala man tawn koy labot sa imong past ui.. and FYI, nibalik ko dre because gusto nako not because of them & most especially not because of you..
you were supportive of them when you attacked me. :-\
move on na Juan ui, cge lang gihapon ka hisgot sa mga tawo na wala na dre.. It's true na friends nako sila here pero doesn't mean na makialam ko sa unsay issue ninyo before.. I don't really care.. mautas lang gyud ka cge bagotbot dre, wala man tawn koy labot sa imong past ui.. and FYI, nibalik ko dre because gusto nako not because of them & most especially not because of you..
if you're talking about the collage ... plus your recent attack against me ... more inclined to believe ... it's the other way around. :P
I'm sure worldwide male viewers share similar opinion. ;D ;)
been moving on ... 'til you p#ssed on me. :) ;)
you were supportive of them when you attacked me. :-\
been moving on ... 'til you p#ssed on me. :) ;)
& I don't care unsay opinion nila about me.. mabuang lang ka Juan if magcge ka hunahuna sa ubang tawo.. undangi na ng imong mga insecurities Juan kay mosamot ka ka-tiguwang ana, samot ka di makakita ug true love.. ipagpray na lang ta ka nga makabaton ka ug PEACE parama-happy na ka..ikao ang nanguna. Nganong magbuot man ka kon young grass akong gusto? ??? Hilas ra kaau ka! Mora kag c kinsa! :-[
Ako pa ang nanguna ha? kinsa'y unang nagsulti ug dautan about me? imo pa q gicompare sa uban mga babae, ni wla gani ka kaila nako.. gisuklian ra sad ta ka.. karon, masuko ka ug taman? Kinsay guilty nato ani???? Didn't even know you exist 'til you blurted out that derogatory remark. :-[
kung sa kabaitan ang paguusapan, syempre andyan pa si Juan
??? Didn't even know you exist 'til you blurted out that derogatory remark. :-[
unsa man na remark? wala ko kasabot nimo.. nasuko ko dat time na gigamit nimo akong mga pics daun nimong judge sa aq personality.. wala gani ka kaila nako then imo pq giparehas sa uban na mga babae na kaila nimo.. wala kay respeto.. no wonder daghan kag kaaway dre.. pero di na ni nako padak-on kay murag di gyud ka makasabot.. BIsan cguro ug lukpon tanang topics ug post para idepend aqng kaugalingon, habit na gyud na nimo na manira ug tawo.. only GOd can change you.. ipag-pray na lang gyud ta ka.. GOd bless you!
Pwede naman maging scholar kahit hindi talented eh.. Bakit ako? Sikap at tyaga lang yan, di na kailangan umasa sa matatanda.. :D
unsa man na remark? wala ko kasabot nimo.. nasuko ko dat time na gigamit nimo akong mga pics daun nimong judge sa aq personality.. wala gani ka kaila nako then imo pq giparehas sa uban na mga babae na kaila nimo.. wala kay respeto.. no wonder daghan kag kaaway dre.. pero di na ni nako padak-on kay murag di gyud ka makasabot.. BIsan cguro ug lukpon tanang topics ug post para idepend aqng kaugalingon, habit na gyud na nimo na manira ug tawo.. only GOd can change you.. ipag-pray na lang gyud ta ka.. GOd bless you!
daghan kag kontra diri juan pero nakasugakod lang gihapon ka, and the rest are gone hahahaha by the way, congratz for becoming a:) ;)directorDiamond Star right now with3,7379,612 posts.. not bad at all, keep it up!
Kapag masyado kang mabait, lolokohin ka ng iba pero hindi ikaw ang dapat magbago, dapat sila.
:) ;)
ok lang yan basta napasaya mo lang sila...wag ka lang paloloko:) ;)
ah.. now i know.. so naigo diay ka?
sorry Juan pero bisan pa bali-balihon nimo na aq gisulti, walay dautan ana.. this is a forum site so wala kay paki if mao nay akong opinion.. I'll stand for what I know is right.. Paningkamot ug imoha, ayaw hilabti ang ubang tawo..
daghan kag kontra diri juan pero nakasugakod lang gihapon ka, and the rest are gone hahahaha by the way, congratz for becoming adirectorDiamond Star right now with3,7379,612 posts.. not bad at all, keep it up!
I have my own reason nganong nawala ko ani before & i came back with my own reason ra sad.. not because of them & not because of you so ayaw expect na mohawa ko ani just like them..
“What a fine persecution - to be kept intrigued without ever quite being enlightened.”
(Tom Stoppard)
:) ;)
Bad timing! Your friends are all gone. But they must be supporting you from behind, aren't they? Of course, you won't admit it. :) ;)
Bad timing! Your friends are all gone. But they must be supporting you from behind, aren't they? Of course, you won't admit it. :) ;)
Time for a commercial break.
:) ;)Quote from: juan on October 16, 2013, 09:17:57 AMSacrifice sale -- Inheritance Settlement
# 6 Dove St., Isabel Village, Palao, Iligan City, Philippines
Inspect to appreciate
Contact Mr. Jose Y. Tan in the same address.
It's a steal!!!!!
***********************************************Quote from: juan on November 01, 2013, 02:10:03 PMPaging Mr. Jose Y. Tan!!!!!
Is your address still # 6 Dove St., Isabel Village, Palao, Iligan City, Philippines?
:-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
***********************************************Quote from: juan on November 03, 2013, 10:22:58 AMAttention: Bargain hunters!!!!!
Choiced commercial property located at
Cor. Echiverri & Zamora Sts.,
Iligan City, 9200 Philippines.
Contact Ms. Emelita Lee in the same address.
Make an offer
***********************************************Quote from: juan on November 03, 2013, 10:24:32 AMEmy,
Please tell my brother to send me copies of sales docs of family properties sold so I can calculate my rightful share of the inheritance.
Make him understand that, if he refuses, his behaviour and action will be tantamount to robbery.
Understand that harbouring a thief is a crime.***********************************************
ikaw ray gahunahuna ana Juan.. mabuang unya ka kadugayan cge ug hunahuna nila.. move on na lagi.. everytime na naay friend nila na mopost ani, hunahunaon daun nimo na kampi against you.. di jud ka ma-happy ana Juan.. Learn to forgive & forget para maka-move on na ka...Once again, .....
Actually, they were my fans. But skipper got jealous.
>:( >:( >:(
You have nobody else but skipper to blame for their disappearance!
;D ;D ;D
"CUTE BOYS make you blush.
HOT BOYS make you drool. COOL BOYS make you daydream.
But trust me, FUNNY BOYS will make you fall in love without even realizing it."
(Unknown)
;D ;)
para kang sirang plaka Juan, ma-bored ang girl nimo.. how can you find true love ana?
I don't care Juan kay wala ko kabalo sa inyong past issues.. as i have said, pag-move on na!??? Want me to quit this forum? :-\ ;)
I don't care Juan kay wala ko kabalo sa inyong past issues.. as i have said, pag-move on na!Really? ??? Na-inocente ka lang diay! Kawawa ka na naman! :(
Pride is such a foolish mask!
:) ;)
si Bob Ong talaga
Really? ??? Na-inocente ka lang diay! Kawawa ka na naman! :(
Quote from: vj on March 05, 2010, 02:15:56 PMi heard ur latest 'lingaw' is offering money/scholarships to young Filipino women in exchange for a night (or nights) with you for whatever absurd plans and crap that you're very desperate of. LOL
thanks for the entertainment (yes old man, you!) and keep 'em coming.
;D ;D ;D
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The heart of a man is a secret,
That no one can ever explain,
The fire that is quietly smouldering,
May suddenly burst into flame.
:-* ;)
Maau ni si Juan ipaatubang ni Vice Ganda o kaya ni Boy Basag.. hehehe!
Maau ni si Juan ipaatubang ni Vice Ganda o kaya ni Boy Basag.. hehehe!
“Sexually progressive cultures gave us literature, philosophy, civilization and the rest,
while sexually restrictive cultures gave us the Dark Ages and the Holocaust.”
- Alan Moore, 25,000 Years of Erotic Freedom
:-*
Kinsa man intaon ng mga panuwaya, oi? :-\
may movie na ang books nya yung " ABNKKBSNPLAKO" starring jericho Rosales..
haha, tiguwang na gyud diay ka Juan kay wla man ka kaila nila.. :Pgot it wrong! Correct term is ignorante na. That's bcoz me is true blue. More than half of my life's been here. Reason looking for Boholana 'coz conservative before left Philippines. After my experience here ... Culture shock! :o
hahhaha buhata ang tanan LYn, nga mopakita ra si pareng Juan...bacn ikaw rajud ang makaaghat nga mopaila na sya...
kung sa kabaitan ang paguusapan, syempre andyan pa si Juan
di man ko interested na makit-an xa.. akong wish is ma-happy na xa & peaceful na sa iyang life para di na xa manghilabot sa ubang tawo..
Kapag masyado kang mabait, lolokohin ka ng iba pero hindi ikaw ang dapat magbago, dapat sila.
:) ;)
i tell you laspag na yang mga yan!
??? Really? Hayyy salamat!
;D ;)
kawawa naman.
What is this? ??? Our deal was for a GENUINE lovely teenage Pinay virgin? Not some fake or fraud? >:( ;)i tell you laspag na yang mga yan!
Hindi ako papayag! >:( ;)hahaha, laspag laspagan pero she ain't taken yet
napa-wow na lang si Wardix, hahaha!ang buot ipasabut ni wardz, napa-o-wow. Klaro kaau sa posting sequence. :-[
tawa na lang ko nimo Juan.. bwahahaha!
Many are willing to lose their lives
but not willing to lose their faces
:-[
not willing pod to show their faces parang ikaw... :Phow about your friends? Why did they delete their pix? Kai wa na silai naong ipakita dinhi. Pero ikao? ??? :-[
how about your friends? Why did they delete their pix? Kai wa na silai naong ipakita dinhi. Pero ikao? ??? :-[
Unsay labot nako? I'm not like you na makialam sa ubang tawo.. May respeto ako sa privacy ng iba, how about you? Kabalo ba ka na using other pictures in a post is invading their privacy? Qouting is allowed depende sa giunsa nimo pagqoute pero sa imong mga post dre? ambot lang pod.. I wonder if nakaagi kag GMRC na subject sa school.nagpabaga lang ka sa imong naong! :-[
nagpabaga lang ka sa imong naong! :-[
Kay naa diay koy sala nimo? Ipray-over ta ka Juan beh para mahuwasan ka, mura man ug gisapian ka tingali.. :PImong na sang gibalik ang p#ssing contest. Ang deperensya karon ang imong mga friends di maka support nimo. Kai wa na silai naong ipakita dinhi.
wow ha..??? Wa na syay o-wow, oi! ;D ;D ;D
Actually, they were my fans. But skipper got jealous.
>:( >:( >:(
You have nobody else but skipper to blame for their disappearance!
;D ;D ;D
di man ko interested na makit-an xa.. akong wish is ma-happy na xa & peaceful na sa iyang life para di na xa manghilabot sa ubang tawo..
;D ;D ;D Shout out to FI Willy aka SH#THEAD!!!!!
Gottya! You're lurking behind Lyn Ann. Hehe :) ;)
Tingala jyud ko nganong nikalit og andar c Lyn. It was an unprovoked attack. Before that, wa gani mi bsag oral intercourse lang. Been ignoring each other.
Didn't join the p#ssing contest bandwagon. Typical poor Pinay attitude. Fear of reprisals.
Nov 5th - me shouted "sh#thead" at you;
Nov 7th - ni-andar c Lyn -- gi-ukay nya ang nahitabo na. ;D
Make no apology for hurting your feelings -- opening up recently healed wounds. Have fun licking them again. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
kung sa kabaitan ang paguusapan, syempre andyan pa si Juan
daghan kag kontra diri juan pero nakasugakod lang gihapon ka, and the rest are gone hahahaha by the way, congratz for becoming adirectorDiamond Star right now with3,7379,716 posts.. not bad at all, keep it up!
"Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."
:)I don't want some sweet face who'll be telling me sweet lies.
All I want is someone to believe. ;)
meron pa kayang ganyan now?Oh yes, there are! Like that 22-yr-old Aussie lady jihad martyr.
you just touch her after marriage. coz she doesnt believe in premarital sex.
wala bang confirmation zul? ;D ;D ;D??? Extreme Unction! ;D ;D ;D
Ikaw ray nagkinahanglan ug support Juan, life support maybe.. :PDisappeared? ??? Why am I not surprised? :D
i tell you laspag na yang mga yan!
:)I don't want some sweet face who'll be telling me sweet lies.
All I want is someone to believe. ;)
meron pa kayang ganyan now?Reason me is conducting a thorough in-depth research on defloration. Hehe :) ;)
??? Extreme Unction! ;D ;D ;DIn accounting language ... FULLY DEPRECIATED ASSET. ;D ;D ;D
Nasaan na ngayon si Bob Ong, wala na akong naririnig about him.. Si Papa Jack na lang naririnig ko.. :)totoo pala yang si Bob Ong?