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BEAUTY PAGEANTS AND SHOWBIZ NEWS => NEWS ABOUT BEAUTY QUEENS => Topic started by: Associated Press on February 17, 2009, 07:29:57 AM
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Post anything you know about beauty pageant bloopers or funny moments like this:
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and Why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII&feature=related)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F226lI-lo5M&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F226lI-lo5M&feature=related)
Subject: Sagot ng mga o-lats sa beauty pageant
Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant: Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines? Why Bocaue?
Girl: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl: The Bocaue Rice Terraces. (nag-aral ba sya ng grade school? high school?)
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Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature. (bingi yata, akala nya picture)
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Host: What is you favorite motto?
Contestant: If others can't why, why can't I! (ano daw??? g%#@!!!)
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Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back. (ngeee!!! Ano ba yan???)
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Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant: I think Saturday po! (saan ba nag-aral to???)
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Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"
Contestant: That's a very good question. Keep it up. (ang galing, bulag din yata sya)
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Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant: My edge.... 23 years old. (naku, Bisa-ya ka man dai)
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Host: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Between 24 and 25! (bakit may between pa???)
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Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl: I'll be 28. (hahahaha… utang na loob, sang planeta galing to???)
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Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host: Why?
Girl: Mahal eh! (haaaayyyyy… talaga naman!!!)
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Host: What is the essence of being gay?
Contestant: I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to the eye! (baka ang ibig nyang sabihin is what is essential is invisible to the eye? That’s from the Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery)
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Host: What makes you blush?
Girl: Blush on! (ano Maybelline??? Hehehe…)
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Host: What is the essence of a man?
Gay Contestant: Testicles! (bading tlaga sya!!!)
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Host: Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant: Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk??? (Hehehe… nasaan kaya sya nung nagsabog ang Dios ng talino???)
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mura diay nig same or both ha.
SOME OF THE BLOOPERS I ENCOUNTERED WHEN I EMCEED SOME PAGEANTS ALL OVER:
EMCEE : What is your edge over the other candidates?
CANDIDATE : My edge is 16 years
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
CANDIDATE : Thank you for that very interesting question mr emcee....
(pauses)
What's the question again?
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mao jud wills, i hope i won't brain cramps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypvc7MDKwew (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypvc7MDKwew)
EMCEE : What should be the most important physical attribute of a beauty queen's boyfriend?
CANDIDATE: (with confidence and conviction) OF COURSE! HE SHOULD BE TOOL ENOUGH! THAT'S ALL
AND THANK YOU!
(IF I WERE THE EMCEE, I SHOULD ASK A FOLLOW UP QUESTION: HAMMER OR SAW?)
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you're quite good in that area already, janet...you're one of the most intelligent beauty queens thats I know.
EMCEE : Can you relate to us your most memorable childhood experience?
CANDIDATE : Well, when I was a little children......
(THE JUDGES FELL OFF THEIR SEATS}
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Host: What makes you blush?
Girl: Blush on! (ano Maybelline??? Hehehe…)
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Host: What is the essence of a man?
Gay Contestant: Testicles! (bading tlaga sya!!!)
Oo nga naman...tama din naman ah! HAHAHAHA ;D ;D ;D
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Questions and answers during the 2009 Miss Philippine Tourism Contest
held at Manila Hotel...
Host : If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to
showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Contestant : Bocaue.
Host : Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the
Philippines? Why Bocaue?
Contestant: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host : Which part of Bocaue?
Contestant: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.
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Host : What is your best feature?
Contestant : My graduation picture and also my baby picture.
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Host : What is you favorite motto?
Contestant : If others can't, why can't I!
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Host : What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant : Please come back or you shall return.
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Host : What is your typical day?
Contestant : I think Saturday po!
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Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how
would you do it?'
Contestant : That is a very good and easy question but is hard to answer... He! He! He!
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Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?
Contestant : My edge? I'm 21 years old, Sir!
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Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Contestant: Thirty-five.
Host: Why 35?
Contestant: Because you are already old enough not to make any mistakes.
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Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Contestant: I am now 18, plus 10... I'll be 28!
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Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Contestant : Drugs!
Host : Why?
Contestant: Kasi it is very expensive na, Sir!
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Host : What is the essence of a woman posing nude in magazines?
Contestant : Girls should be proud because when she is naked it is pleasing and essential to men's eyes!
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Host : What makes you blush?
Contestant: I don't blush because I have a dark complexion.
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Note: Contestants who answered the questions above were eliminated from the contest.
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Subject: Sagot ng mga o-lats sa beauty pageant
Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant: Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines? Why Bocaue?
Girl: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl: The Bocaue Rice Terraces. (nag-aral ba sya ng grade school? high school?)
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Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature. (bingi yata, akala nya picture)
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Host: What is you favorite motto?
Contestant: If others can't why, why can't I! (ano daw??? g%#@!!!)
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Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back. (ngeee!!! Ano ba yan???)
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Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant: I think Saturday po! (saan ba nag-aral to???)
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Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"
Contestant: That's a very good question. Keep it up. (ang galing, bulag din yata sya)
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Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant: My edge.... 23 years old. (naku, Bisa-ya ka man dai)
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Host: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Between 24 and 25! (bakit may between pa???)
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Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl: I'll be 28. (hahahaha… utang na loob, sang planeta galing to???)
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Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host: Why?
Girl: Mahal eh! (haaaayyyyy… talaga naman!!!)
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Host: What is the essence of being gay?
Contestant: I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to the eye! (baka ang ibig nyang sabihin is what is essential is invisible to the eye? That’s from the Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery)
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Host: What makes you blush?
Girl: Blush on! (ano Maybelline??? Hehehe…)
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Host: What is the essence of a man?
Gay Contestant: Testicles! (bading tlaga sya!!!)
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Host: Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant: Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk??? (Hehehe… nasaan kaya sya nung nagsabog ang Dios ng talino???)
grabe!!! nakakatawa talaga to...sumakit tyan ko kakatawa...hahaha! :D
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grabe!!! nakakatawa talaga to...sumakit tyan ko kakatawa...hahaha! :D
janet gathered all these stuffs
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janet gathered all these stuffs
thank you, your highness :)
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thank you, your highness :)
she must have answered some questions like did you walk or did you ride?
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kamo daw naa sa atubangan sa mga tao lalim ba.. hahaha may gani wala sa akong linya magbeauty queen isa unta ko sa malabayan ug kamatis. mukurog akong tuhod unya murag gamay nalang ang imong maginhawa cguro sa kakulba. lol ;D ;D ;D
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kamo daw naa sa atubangan sa mga tao lalim ba.. hahaha may gani wala sa akong linya magbeauty queen isa unta ko sa malabayan ug kamatis. mukurog akong tuhod unya murag gamay nalang ang imong maginhawa cguro sa kakulba. lol ;D ;D ;D
i aced my answer when i joined a male pageantry
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i aced my answer when i joined a male pageantry
wow! that's fabulous! never tried man sad ko saon dili man pangbeauty queen ang beauty pambalay lang mikey..haha
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too late na ba to join?
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SOME OF THE BLOOPERS I ENCOUNTERED WHEN I EMCEED SOME PAGEANTS ALL OVER:
EMCEE : What is your edge over the other candidates?
CANDIDATE : My edge is 16 years
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
CANDIDATE : Thank you for that very interesting question mr emcee....
(pauses)
What's the question again?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D
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more more brew
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yeah! want more!
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SOME OF THE BLOOPERS I ENCOUNTERED WHEN I EMCEED SOME PAGEANTS ALL OVER:
EMCEE : What is your edge over the other candidates?
CANDIDATE : My edge is 16 years
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
CANDIDATE : Thank you for that very interesting question mr emcee....
(pauses)
What's the question again?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
hahaha! did it really happen, brew? it must be tough try to control yourself from laughing ha, or whatever reaction that would embarrass the contestant? but then again, you're quite experienced in this area already so you're my idol!
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i heard may sumagot sa tanong na do you know an action star with initials of FP?
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ano ang sinagot, mikey?
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Fops Pernadez?
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hahaha! bogo kaayo ha.
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no, hindi sya singer, action star nga, o sige...si Pernado Foe ba?
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medyo malapit na..
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sino nga kaya si FP? Fong Pagong?
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sino nga kaya si FP? Fong Pagong?
hahaha, baka nga ano
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;D ;D
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di kaya si Famela Panderson?
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I remember TBTK 2006. Raul Gatal was the emcee for the pageant. And there was this contestant who was asked about the beautiful beaches of Bohol. She kept saying "bich" as beach. "Bohol has so many beautiful bitches." ;D ;D ;D Raul kept correcting her "oh, you mean BEACH?"...but she's still at it. After the 5th time she says "bitch" & "bitches" and being corrected by Raul (AND the whole Fil-Am audience kept laughing at her) she finally got it. Made me think....bitaw noh, daghan bitaw beautiful beaches & bitches sa Bohol. HAHAHAHA ;D ;D ;D
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many nga ba? hehehe
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i am sure a lot of beautiful beaches but so not sure of bitches there, you know,mga mababait daw ang boholana e
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i am sure a lot of beautiful beaches but so not sure of bitches there, you know,mga mababait daw ang boholana e
boholana lang?
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boholana lang?
overall actually karamihan sa mga pinays
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overall actually karamihan sa mga pinays
good! ;D
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good! ;D
including you
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including you
thank you :)
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thank you :)
you're welcome
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i am sure a lot of beautiful beaches but so not sure of bitches there, you know,mga mababait daw ang boholana e
Yeah...buutan ang mga Boholano/Boholana. Proud Bul-anon baya ko. Buutan sad ba? *ehem ehem* hahaha ;D
In general, Filipinos are really kind & very hospitable. Wherever I may be, I always tend to gravitate toward the Pinoys. Even in university in Oz, two of my best friends are Filipinos. And here in Tokyo, I hang out with my Pinoy friends more than with my Japanese or gaijin (foreigners) friends.
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Yeah...buutan ang mga Boholano/Boholana. Proud Bul-anon baya ko. Buutan sad ba? *ehem ehem* hahaha ;D
In general, Filipinos are really kind & very hospitable. Wherever I may be, I always tend to gravitate toward the Pinoys. Even in university in Oz, two of my best friends are Filipinos. And here in Tokyo, I hang out with my Pinoy friends more than with my Japanese or gaijin (foreigners) friends.
hope to meet some japanese friends of yours ;D
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Yeah...buutan ang mga Boholano/Boholana. Proud Bul-anon baya ko. Buutan sad ba? *ehem ehem* hahaha ;D
In general, Filipinos are really kind & very hospitable. Wherever I may be, I always tend to gravitate toward the Pinoys. Even in university in Oz, two of my best friends are Filipinos. And here in Tokyo, I hang out with my Pinoy friends more than with my Japanese or gaijin (foreigners) friends.
san ka sa tokyo?
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kakayanin ko to pag sumali ako
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kakayanin ko to pag sumali ako
suportahan ka namin...
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you're quite good in that area already, janet...you're one of the most intelligent beauty queens thats I know.
thank you willy,i am just a heaven sent beauty to help guide aspiring beauty queens,a good role model to be exact
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EMCEE : What should be the most important physical attribute of a beauty queen's boyfriend?
CANDIDATE: (with confidence and conviction) OF COURSE! HE SHOULD BE TOOL ENOUGH! THAT'S ALL
AND THANK YOU!
(IF I WERE THE EMCEE, I SHOULD ASK A FOLLOW UP QUESTION: HAMMER OR SAW?)
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DURING THE INTRODUCTION OF CANDIDATES:
CANDIDATE : Goood eybning! I'm a seeeecand yer student and i'm sexteeeen yers old!
(IHA, YOU FORGOT TO MENTION YOUR NAME)
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EMCEE : Can you relate to us your most memorable childhood experience?
CANDIDATE : Well, when I was a little children......
(THE JUDGES FELL OFF THEIR SEATS}
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DURING MISS BOHOL 2008:
EMCEE : If you were an animal, what would you be and why?
CANDIDATE : If I were an animal, i would be ey frog...
( KOKAK! )
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EMCEE : What should be the most important physical attribute of a beauty queen's boyfriend?
CANDIDATE: (with confidence and conviction) OF COURSE! HE SHOULD BE TOOL ENOUGH! THAT'S ALL
AND THANK YOU!
(IF I WERE THE EMCEE, I SHOULD ASK A FOLLOW UP QUESTION: HAMMER OR SAW?)
hahHhA bugoya nimo tart woi.. hehe
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san ka sa tokyo?
Nakatira ako sa Koganei (20mins from Shinjuku along Chuo line)...but my office was in Roppongi Hills. Isang oras na byahe araw-araw...one way pa lang yan ha! hehe ;D
Saan ka sa Japan, Thelai?
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EMCEE : What should be the most important physical attribute of a beauty queen's boyfriend?
CANDIDATE: (with confidence and conviction) OF COURSE! HE SHOULD BE TOOL ENOUGH! THAT'S ALL
AND THANK YOU!
(IF I WERE THE EMCEE, I SHOULD ASK A FOLLOW UP QUESTION: HAMMER OR SAW?)
nag emcee ka rin noon tart?
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mokulot samot akong buhok maminaw sa ilahang tubag
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EMCEE : Why are you taking up nursing?
CANDIDATE :I'm taking up nursing not because i want to be an angel to the sick nor do i want to go abroad..
(after a dramatic pause) I'm taking up nursing because I want to be a medicine
( capsule or tablet form?)
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hahahaha enough na please! ;D
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Nakatira ako sa Koganei (20mins from Shinjuku along Chuo line)...but my office was in Roppongi Hills. Isang oras na byahe araw-araw...one way pa lang yan ha! hehe ;D
Saan ka sa Japan, Thelai?
wow! tsukareru ne...
saitama ako...
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EMCEE : Why are you taking up nursing?
CANDIDATE :I'm taking up nursing not because i want to be an angel to the sick nor do i want to go abroad..
(after a dramatic pause) I'm taking up nursing because I want to be a medicine
( capsule or tablet form?)
is his really true? my goodness...
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is his really true? my goodness...
YES WILLY... THIS IS REALLY TRUE... I THINK WHAT THE GIRL MEANT WAS SHE WAS GOING TO TAKE UP MEDICINE... BUT YOU KNOW HOW THINGS ARE IF NERVOUSNESS SETS IN...
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Post anything you know about beauty pageant bloopers or funny moments like this:
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and Why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII&feature=related)
YOU MEAN TO SAY THIS IS FROM MISS ALABAMA? WHAT A COINCIDENCE! IM NOT REALLY SURE BUT I THINK THIS IS THE RESPONSE OF MISS INDIA DURING THE TOP SIX INTERVIEWS OF THE 1993 MISS UNIVERSE PAGEANT HELD IN MEXICO AND WON BY MISS PUERTO RICO, DAYANARA TORRES...ANYWAY, WE CAN CHECK OUT YOUTUBE TO VERIFY
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IM NOT REALLY SURE BUT I THINK THIS IS THE RESPONSE OF MISS INDIA DURING THE TOP SIX INTERVIEWS OF THE 1993 MISS UNIVERSE PAGEANT HELD IN MEXICO AND WON BY MISS PUERTO RICO, DAYANARA TORRES
hahahaha, i personally believe.. hahaha ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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wow! tsukareru ne...
saitama ako...
Ok lang...matagal ng sanay. Actually, I've mastered the art of sleeping in the train and waking up on time in my station...AND the proof that a person is TRULY a Japanese: sleeping on the train while standing. hahaha ;D
Saitama ka pala? Lapit lang natin! Kala ko nasa south ka banda. Diba sina Aiko & Phoebe_Halliwell taga-south banda?
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Ok lang...matagal ng sanay. Actually, I've mastered the art of sleeping in the train and waking up on time in my station...AND the proof that a person is TRULY a Japanese: sleeping on the train while standing. hahaha ;D
Saitama ka pala? Lapit lang natin! Kala ko nasa south ka banda. Diba sina Aiko & Phoebe_Halliwell taga-south banda?
haha! isa ka siguro sa nakikita kong natutulog sa densha... ;D
lapit nga lang natin, kahapon galing ako sa phil embassy sa roppongi, hinanap kita... hihi!
kasama ko before sa work si phoebe...
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magmeet naman kayong dalawa minsa..kapitbahay lang pala kayo eh.
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magmeet naman kayong dalawa minsa..kapitbahay lang pala kayo eh.
pwede... kung di sya busy...
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mura diay nig same or both ha.
SOME OF THE BLOOPERS I ENCOUNTERED WHEN I EMCEED SOME PAGEANTS ALL OVER:
EMCEE : What is your edge over the other candidates?
CANDIDATE : My edge is 16 years
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
CANDIDATE : Thank you for that very interesting question mr emcee....
(pauses)
What's the question again?
What a nice joke of the day...gigitik ko ug maayo hehehe i like this huh! bisdak mandiay pariha nako.
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perting bisaya diay gyud
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Ideal Girl should be smart and intelligent. Beauty is just a temporary physical aspect of a person, it will vanished later on. Unless you are Millionaire who can afford to spend thousands just to make your face young....Well we can't blame others , as what they say..Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder..even that beautiful face has a dumb side.....heheheeh ;D ;D ;D ;D
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and we have a winner, applause
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I would like to share this real chat story. I chatted a girl and because she is indeed a beautiful lady, very pretty face from Ozamis city...I told her if im going to pay her a visit in Ozamis...alam mo i was really shocked sa sinabi nya....this is what her response during the chat room::::: "Bakit kailangan mo pa akong bayaran para lang bisitahin ako....""" What the hell is she talking about, hahahaha...ang mundo koy gumuho ;D ;D...too much for those pretty faces, some are really freakin' dumb!!! ;D ;D
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as the saying goes kent, "blondes are dumb but beautiful"
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I would like to share this real chat story. I chatted a girl and because she is indeed a beautiful lady, very pretty face from Ozamis city...I told her if im going to pay her a visit in Ozamis...alam mo i was really shocked sa sinabi nya....this is what her response during the chat room::::: "Bakit kailangan mo pa akong bayaran para lang bisitahin ako....""" What the hell is she talking about, hahahaha...ang mundo koy gumuho ;D ;D...too much for those pretty faces, some are really freakin' dumb!!! ;D ;D
hahaha! OMG! that's all i can say... :D
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hahaha! OMG! that's all i can say... :D
pag "pay" o bayad,naiba na ang usapan kaya yun ang naisip nya?
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pag "pay" o bayad,naiba na ang usapan kaya yun ang naisip nya?
hahaha! malamang... :D
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maybe shes a hooker? she's used to being paid? itong si kent talaga...
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maybe shes a hooker? she's used to being paid? itong si kent talaga...
bakit naman kasi napunta si kent sa chat room na yun?
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hahaha...all because of me about the "pay visit issue"...it is really true, i can't believe it, Bachelors Degree pa naman yung girl, chinese beauty super cutie talga, isang pagkakamali nya lang nawalan ako ng gana...i am not trying to be mean, pero simple lang naman sinabi ko eh, to pay her a visit.....heheheh
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Kaya kung ako sa inyo humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay .....heheheheh
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maybe shes a hooker? she's used to being paid? itong si kent talaga...
hahaha! i cant believe it... :D
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Kaya kung ako sa inyo humanap ka ng pangit at ibigin mong tunay .....heheheheh
coming from an expert ba to?
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hahaha! i cant believe it... :D
someone paid a visit to me and i wasn't a hooker
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someone paid a visit to me and i wasn't a hooker
hahaha! i dont think you will ever be... :D
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maybe paid you in "kind"?
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hahaha! i dont think you will ever be... :D
no one knows my secrets yet?
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maybe paid you in "kind"?
you're still awake? :o
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maybe paid you in "kind"?
i accepted it, am i still considered as one?
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i accepted it, am i still considered as one?
what kind?
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what kind?
pleasurely kind?
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pleasurely kind?
i'm sure :)
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i'm sure :)
and expect nothing back
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and expect nothing back
hahaha! that's more of mikey :D
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hahaha! that's more of mikey :D
isang gabi lang naman yun
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isang gabi lang naman yun
ah isang gabi lang ba..kala ko madalas e..hahaha! :D
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ah isang gabi lang ba..kala ko madalas e..hahaha! :D
depende sa situations
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depende sa situations
situations? ang dami nga... :D
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situations? ang dami nga... :D
hahaha, in order to continue a lifestyle, parang kakapit sa patalim at hindi ako yun,hehehe
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hahaha, in order to continue a lifestyle, parang kakapit sa patalim at hindi ako yun,hehehe
anong klaseng lifestyle naman yan? :D
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anong klaseng lifestyle naman yan? :D
like if you're a fashion model, paano ka ba mag survive out there kung walang connections? reliable source lang
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like if you're a fashion model, paano ka ba mag survive out there kung walang connections? reliable source lang
e di work hard na lang...
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tumpak
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e di work hard na lang...
ganun na nga sila, working really hard
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tumpak
:)
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:)
basta gawaing maipagmalaki mo
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basta gawaing maipagmalaki mo
marangal :)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII
check this out!
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ang gulo ng sagot nya...in fairness..
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ang gulo ng sagot nya...in fairness..
kung narinig nyo lang sagot ko,hehehe
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kung narinig nyo lang sagot ko,hehehe
ano sagot mo mikey?
tayo nalang magturo ng geography sa kanila. lol
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ano sagot mo mikey?
tayo nalang magturo ng geography sa kanila. lol
here it is, please check it out:
http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=1191.0
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kung narinig nyo lang sagot ko,hehehe
narinig ko na :D
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narinig ko na :D
thank you once again and good evening sir
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thank you once again and good evening sir
hahaha! rehearsal mo ba to?
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hahaha! rehearsal mo ba to?
hahaha, i thank all the people who supported in me
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hahaha, i thank all the people who supported in me
hahaha! nawawala ang sakit ng ulo ko sayo e... :D
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hahaha! nawawala ang sakit ng ulo ko sayo e... :D
what do you think about lotto?
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what do you think about lotto?
ha? what lotto?
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ha? what lotto?
i believe that lotto is not problem to our solution, hehehe, something is wrong here
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i believe that lotto is not problem to our solution, hehehe, something is wrong here
hahaha! sige, makataya na nga ng lotto :)
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hahaha! sige, makataya na nga ng lotto :)
yea,big prize awaits you and it should have been lotto is not solution to our problems,lol
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yea,big prize awaits you and it should have been lotto is not solution to our problems,lol
basta yumaman tayo :)
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bumili ako ng lotto kanina... ;D
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bumili ako ng lotto kanina... ;D
salamat sa paalala, bili rin kaya ko mamaya
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salamat sa paalala, bili rin kaya ko mamaya
i forgot...
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i forgot...
as a matter of fact i tried buying so early
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as a matter of fact i tried buying so early
so what happened?
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so what happened?
they didn't allow me to buy
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they didn't allow me to buy
why?
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salamat sa paalala, bili rin kaya ko mamaya
pati scratch bumili ako worth 2000 yen... and you know what?
i won 2900 yen... hehe! nanalo ako 900 yen... hehe!
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why?
i was too early,they're not even open yet
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i was too early,they're not even open yet
hahaha! you're that early? OMG! :D
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hahaha! you're that early? OMG! :D
super excited coz i had the dream
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super excited coz i had the dream
what dream?
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what dream?
the numbers came out and i won
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the numbers came out and i won
wow! then?
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wow! then?
it was weird
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it was weird
then what happened nga?
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then what happened nga?
i was hearing those numbers outside the kulambo then i won.but,i realized my dad was actually listening to the radio so loud
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i was hearing those numbers outside the kulambo then i won.but,i realized my dad was actually listening to the radio so loud
he heard that you won the lottery?
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he heard that you won the lottery?
i heard it over the radio
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Hahahah!
Subject: Sagot ng mga o-lats sa beauty pageant
Host: If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant: Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines? Why Bocaue?
Girl: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl: The Bocaue Rice Terraces. (nag-aral ba sya ng grade school? high school?)
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Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature. (bingi yata, akala nya picture)
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Host: What is you favorite motto?
Contestant: If others can't why, why can't I! (ano daw??? g%#@!!!)
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Host: What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back. (ngeee!!! Ano ba yan???)
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Host: What is your typical day?
Contestant: I think Saturday po! (saan ba nag-aral to???)
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Host: If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"
Contestant: That's a very good question. Keep it up. (ang galing, bulag din yata sya)
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Host: What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant: My edge.... 23 years old. (naku, Bisa-ya ka man dai)
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Host: What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl: Between 24 and 25! (bakit may between pa???)
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Host: How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl: I'll be 28. (hahahaha… utang na loob, sang planeta galing to???)
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Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl: Drugs.
Host: Why?
Girl: Mahal eh! (haaaayyyyy… talaga naman!!!)
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Host: What is the essence of being gay?
Contestant: I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to the eye! (baka ang ibig nyang sabihin is what is essential is invisible to the eye? That’s from the Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery)
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Host: What makes you blush?
Girl: Blush on! (ano Maybelline??? Hehehe…)
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Host: What is the essence of a man?
Gay Contestant: Testicles! (bading tlaga sya!!!)
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Host: Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant: Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk??? (Hehehe… nasaan kaya sya nung nagsabog ang Dios ng talino???)
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Hahahah!
hay,nabasa rin nya to,hehehe
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hay,nabasa rin nya to,hehehe
Syempre!
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Syempre!
ang haba na kasi naming dinidiskusyon dito,pwede irelate mo yung experience mo?
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ang haba na kasi naming dinidiskusyon dito,pwede irelate mo yung experience mo?
Sorry, wala pa kasi akong experience eh. ;D
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Sorry, wala pa kasi akong experience eh. ;D
may mahaba pang panahon na maka experience ka
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may mahaba pang panahon na maka experience ka
You have to have the right connections for this...di ba?
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You have to have the right connections for this...di ba?
ay oo naman, did you ride or did you walk?
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ay oo naman, did you ride or did you walk?
Did you ride, of course! hahaha!
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ay oo naman, did you ride or did you walk?
Did you ride, of course! hahaha!
hahaha! grabe! :D
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may mahaba pang panahon na maka experience ka
gaano kahaba?
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gaano kahaba?
Time is running out for me...
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Time is running out for me...
it will come...soon... :)
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gaano kahaba?
kung pahahabain ba nya,oopppsss baka mabasa to ni willy
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it will come...soon... :)
Hallelujah! ;D
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kung pahahabain ba nya,oopppsss baka mabasa to ni willy
e ano naman kung mabasa nya?
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Hallelujah! ;D
amen :)
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e ano naman kung mabasa nya?
Bakit kaya?
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Bakit kaya?
baka masaktan e
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baka masaktan e
nagpaparinig lang ako kay willy
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nagpaparinig na naman sa akin eh,naaawa ako
Si Willy?
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nagpaparinig lang ako kay willy
bakit mo pinaparinggan?
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bakit mo pinaparinggan?
kasi may mahabang ano yun eh
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kasi may mahabang ano yun eh
ano?
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ano?
pasensya, ano pa ba nasa isip mo?
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pasensya, ano pa ba nasa isip mo?
pasensya rin :)
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may iba pa bang mahaba sa kanya? ;D
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may iba pa bang mahaba sa kanya? ;D
hehehe...ano kasi nasa isip mo thelai?
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may iba pa bang mahaba sa kanya? ;D
dinig ko yung kuan nya
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dinig ko yung kuan nya
anong kuan?
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anong kuan?
tanungin natin si babat nito,sya lang ang makapagsabi
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tanungin natin si babat nito,sya lang ang makapagsabi
ah talaga? so kamustahin natin si babat...
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ah talaga? so kamustahin natin si babat...
sana mag log in na uli kasi baka abutin na naman tayo ng 2 weeks?
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sana mag log in na uli kasi baka abutin na naman tayo ng 2 weeks?
hahaha! ganon katagal?
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hahaha! ganon katagal?
baka hahaba pa yung aalamin ko pero that's ok
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baka hahaba pa yung aalamin ko pero that's ok
ikaw na lang sumagot para di mo na aalamin pa..
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ikaw na lang sumagot para di mo na aalamin pa..
ang alam ko, according sa reliable sources
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ang alam ko, according sa reliable sources
anong alam mo?
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anong alam mo?
may suman sya na pinag aagawan kung natikman na
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may suman sya na pinag aagawan kung natikman na
anong suman?
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anong suman?
alam mo ba ang suman int he first place?
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alam mo ba ang suman int he first place?
ang alam ko sa suman is kakanin...malagkit na rice..diba?
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ang alam ko sa suman is kakanin...malagkit na rice..diba?
hay ganun na ganun sa kanya,malagkit lagkit kung nagamit na
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hay ganun na ganun sa kanya,malagkit lagkit kung nagamit na
anong magagamit sa suman?
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anong magagamit sa suman?
este kung nabuksan mo na sya at lantaran na
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hahaha!
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hahaha!
ay, nakakahiya nato nadyan ka pala
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di ko ma gets ano yung malagkit eh.
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bat umabot sa suman ang usapan dito? ;D ;D ;D
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saan ang suman.. ano ba made in cassava form mabino hehehe.. ;D
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bat umabot sa suman ang usapan dito? ;D ;D ;D
si willy kasi
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si willy kasi
ano na naman nagawa ko? hehehe
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haha. isisi lahat kay willy. kaw talaga willy. :P
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ano na naman nagawa ko? hehehe
dahil sa suman na yan na pinatitikim mo eh
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wala ah....di ako marunong gumawa ng suman eh.
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wala ah....di ako marunong gumawa ng suman eh.
paano ba kasi napunta yang issue na yan sa suman mo?siguro tall, hot and big yang suman na yan
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:-X :-X :-X pinatikim nya mikey? :o :o :o
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:-X :-X :-X pinatikim nya mikey? :o :o :o
yun ang bulong bulungan dito eh
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ganun ba? d umabot sa akin. chikka number 5 na naman ako. hahaha
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ganun ba? d umabot sa akin. chikka number 5 na naman ako. hahaha
hay naku, swerte ang naka experience at nakatikim daw
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wow...
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may sample pa ba jan? lol ;D ;D ;D
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wow...
yea, mapapa wow ka daw?
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lol
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may sample pa ba jan? lol ;D ;D ;D
ay, mabait a tao yan, marunong at mapagbigay
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hahaha! malaswang usapan na to!
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hahaha! malaswang usapan na to!
ang suman, bow
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hahaha. sinong malaswa? malaswa ba ang suman? ;D ;D ;D
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for u, i'm sure masarap...hehehe
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hahaha. sinong malaswa? malaswa ba ang suman? ;D ;D ;D
nagkalagkitan lang sa usapan, malaswa na daw? kesyo napaka controbersyal yan suman mong yan eh
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hahaha. sumasakit na ang tiyan ko sa katatawa dito. :))
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hahaha. sumasakit na ang tiyan ko sa katatawa dito. :))
ipasuman mo nga yan,baka makatulong sa wala ng sakit
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uu. pagdating ng asawa ko may suman yon. ;D ;D ;D
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uu. pagdating ng asawa ko may suman yon. ;D ;D ;D
mas may hihigit pa kaya sa suman na dala nya?
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secret!
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secret!
basta kay willy lang ako sa ngayon
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hehehe...very confidential info should not be shared anymore...hehehe
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hahaha makangisi man ta ahat ani woi
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este kung nabuksan mo na sya at lantaran na
anong bubuksan?
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anong bubuksan?
i think yung gripo siguro
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i think yung gripo siguro
e pano naging gripo un suman? ???
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siguro hintayin nalang natin mag log in si mikey kasi hindi rin ganun kalinaw for me eh.
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siguro hintayin nalang natin mag log in si mikey kasi hindi rin ganun kalinaw for me eh.
hahaha! magulo na naman to.. :D
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meron akong kaunting idea pero nakakahiyang sabihin dito eh..alam mo naman ako, conservative.
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meron akong kaunting idea pero nakakahiyang sabihin dito eh..alam mo naman ako, conservative.
ay wag na lang pala...hahaha! :D
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hehehe...
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hehehe...
baka maiskandalo pa ang mga tao dito..hahaha! :D
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o nga eh...dapat meron tayong thread kathlene na 100% wholesome?
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o nga eh...dapat meron tayong thread kathlene na 100% wholesome?
correct ka dyan! :)
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e pano naging gripo un suman? ???
Ahahahaha!
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meron akong kaunting idea pero nakakahiyang sabihin dito eh..alam mo naman ako, conservative.
Ehemmm... ;) ;D
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Ehemmm... ;) ;D
::) parang alam ko na yan ah... :D
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anong bubuksan?
ang dahon ng saging na ibinalot sa katawan ng malaking suman ni willy
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ang dahon ng saging na ibinalot sa katawan ng malaking suman ni willy
naku, gets ko na yan... ::)
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naku, gets ko na yan... ::)
pati yung gripo alam mo na?
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pati yung gripo alam mo na?
hahaha! alam ko na yan... OMG!
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pati yung gripo alam mo na?
willy, hindi ko pa nakita yun paano mo ginagawa yun
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willy, hindi ko pa nakita yun paano mo ginagawa yun
naku, interesado ka talaga ah... :D
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May nakita akong mga Beauty Pageant Bloopers:
Host: Candidate number 2, do you believe in reincarnation? If so, would you rather be reincarnated as a man or a woman?
Candidate: I want to be resurrected as a man because I like myself for who I am.
Host: Candidate number 2, are you saying you are a man?
Candidate: No, I am saying that I like being myself.
Host: So why do you want to reincarnate as a man?
Candidate: Did I say that?
Host: Yes, you did.
Candidate: Oh? Hahahha… sorry… erase, erase…I want to be resurrected as a woman pala.
Pala? Hindi siya sigurado?!
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Host: What is your stand on pre-marital sex?
Candidate: Ladies and Gentlemen, to the board of judges an English question deserves and English answer. What is my stand on pre-marital sex? Ladies and Gentlemen, that is easy. I do not stand. I kneel down and pray all the time. Thank you.
Hilarious
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Host: Ms. Philippines, what is your best feature?
Candidate: There is one that I have at home. It’s of the majestic Rice Terraces. I believe that tourism can be uplifted by our nation by means of having a good feature taken. I believe that tourism is the key to the future, second to the children of the world who are our future which is why we have to lead the way for them, thank you.
Marami rin akong mga "features" hahaha!
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Host: Which of the five senses can you do without?
Contestant (won’t mention the name): My eyes!
Host: Why?
Contestant: Because I’ve got beautiful and tantalizing eyes with matching sultry look.
With matching sultry look pa ha!
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hahaha! OMG! nakakaloka na talaga ito! :D
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naku, interesado ka talaga ah... :D
if given a chance,why not,hehehe
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if given a chance,why not,hehehe
ask him na lang..
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May nakita akong mga Beauty Pageant Bloopers:
Host: Candidate number 2, do you believe in reincarnation? If so, would you rather be reincarnated as a man or a woman?
Candidate: I want to be resurrected as a man because I like myself for who I am.
Host: Candidate number 2, are you saying you are a man?
Candidate: No, I am saying that I like being myself.
Host: So why do you want to reincarnate as a man?
Candidate: Did I say that?
Host: Yes, you did.
Candidate: Oh? Hahahha… sorry… erase, erase…I want to be resurrected as a woman pala.
Pala? Hindi siya sigurado?!
May version ako nito:
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May nakita akong mga Beauty Pageant Bloopers:
Host: Candidate number 2, do you believe in reincarnation? If so, would you rather be reincarnated as a man or a woman?
Candidate: I want to be resurrected as a man because I like myself for who I am.
Host: Candidate number 2, are you saying you are a man?
Candidate: No, I am saying that I like being myself.
Host: So why do you want to reincarnate as a man?
Candidate: Did I say that?
Host: Yes, you did.
Candidate: Oh? Hahahha… sorry… erase, erase…I want to be resurrected as a woman pala.
Pala? Hindi siya sigurado?!
May version ako nito:
Ano'ng version mo?
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Ano'ng version mo?
given the chance to be born again,would you still be a woman or a man, and why?
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given the chance to be born again,would you still be a woman or a man, and why?
what's your answer?
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what's your answer?
i firmly believe that i will still be a woman
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i firmly believe that i will still be a woman
hahaha! STILL??
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hahaha! STILL??
yea,hahaha, coz i still want to join a beauty contest, thank u and once again, i am a man.
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yea,hahaha, coz i still want to join a beauty contest, thank u and once again, i am a man.
Ha?! Pati ako nalito! ;D
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yea,hahaha, coz i still want to join a beauty contest, thank u and once again, i am a man.
hahaha! are you sure?!
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eto na lang, gusto yata maging teacher eh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p7zmb1saqs&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p7zmb1saqs&NR=1)
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ang sesexy naman nila
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ang sesexy naman nila
pero quite please....
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pero quite please....
hahaha! :D
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doon sya nabansagan na gusto nya maging teacher...quite please.....
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doon sya nabansagan na gusto nya maging teacher...quite please.....
hahaha! pati yon ah...may issue pa.. :D
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eto rin nagka issue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5chhBny5Sg&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5chhBny5Sg&feature=related)
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eto rin nagka issue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5chhBny5Sg&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5chhBny5Sg&feature=related)
ang dami mong alam ah
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ang dami mong alam ah
kanino kayang mga videos eto?
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kanino kayang mga videos eto?
kanino pa?
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may gusto pa ngang magmadre eh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfF_hUzh4zE&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfF_hUzh4zE&feature=related)
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may gusto pa ngang magmadre eh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfF_hUzh4zE&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfF_hUzh4zE&feature=related)
ganon din ang gagawin ko noh...magsisimba rin ako kung mananalo ako Ms. Universe..
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ganon din ang gagawin ko noh...magsisimba rin ako kung mananalo ako Ms. Universe..
at least may ambition ka
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at least may ambition ka
talaga...wish ko talaga yan..hahaha! :D
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talaga...wish ko talaga yan..hahaha! :D
pareho pala tayo
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pero quite please....
nanginginig sya. kakulba pa jud ana oi. hehehe
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nanginginig sya. kakulba pa jud ana oi. hehehe
kaba lang talaga ang kalaban mo gelyan pag sumali ka
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kaba lang talaga ang kalaban mo gelyan pag sumali ka
ganun ba! pero kung nakafocus ka tapos imagine mo nalang na mga toys lang nasa harap mo na humihiyaw d ka seguro kabahan ng husto. hehehe
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ganun ba! pero kung nakafocus ka tapos imagine mo nalang na mga toys lang nasa harap mo na humihiyaw d ka seguro kabahan ng husto. hehehe
sige itry mo,anong klaseng mga toys naman yun?
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pareho pala tayo
talaga?
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talaga?
nanalo na ako kaya sa mga sisters ko na ipaubaya
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nanalo na ako kaya sa mga sisters ko na ipaubaya
buti ka pa...ako sa mga anak ko na lang siguro.. ;)
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buti ka pa...ako sa mga anak ko na lang siguro.. ;)
sa mga pamangkin ko rin:
http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=4702.0
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sa mga pamangkin ko rin:
http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php?topic=4702.0
nakita ko na..
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nakita ko na..
thanks, may pinagmanahan ba?
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thanks, may pinagmanahan ba?
meron naman...syempre yon parents nila.. ;D
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meron naman...syempre yon parents nila.. ;D
duda ako, may features din sa akin,hehehe
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duda ako, may features din sa akin,hehehe
pano nangyari yon?
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pano nangyari yon?
nakuha nila yung tangkad ko,hehehe
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nakuha nila yung tangkad ko,hehehe
hahaha! malamang nga... :D
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hahaha! malamang nga... :D
pero positive akong makuha nila sa tatay yun
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pero positive akong makuha nila sa tatay yun
i'm sure..
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sige itry mo,anong klaseng mga toys naman yun?
mga walking dolls. hehe
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mga walking dolls. hehe
kala ko kung anong toys na yun eh
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ganon din ang gagawin ko noh...magsisimba rin ako kung mananalo ako Ms. Universe..
parehas tayong dalawa sa isip at gawain MC
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parehas tayong dalawa sa isip at gawain MC
i was touched by your answer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfF_hUzh4zE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfF_hUzh4zE)
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parehas tayong dalawa sa isip at gawain MC
aaawww...kaso ikaw beauty queen, ako naman hindi e... hehe! :)
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aaawww...kaso ikaw beauty queen, ako naman hindi e... hehe! :)
may panahon pa naman
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may panahon pa naman
naku, sa mga anak ko na lang...
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kala ko kung anong toys na yun eh
anong klaseng toys naisip mo mikey?
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may panahon pa naman
may panahon pa ako para magdream hahaha! :D
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may panahon pa ako para magdream hahaha! :D
dream pa tayo
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dream pa tayo
i'll pray na lang na magkaanak ako ng beauty queen hehe!
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i'll pray na lang na magkaanak ako ng beauty queen hehe!
papayag ka kaya that i ill give some advices to her?
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papayag ka kaya that i ill give some advices to her?
hahaha! depende sa advice.. :D
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hahaha! depende sa advice.. :D
sa catwalk lang naman
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sa catwalk lang naman
good..wag lang sa...
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good..wag lang sa...
manicure/pedicure?
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manicure/pedicure?
hahaha! marunong ka rin nyan?
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hahaha! marunong ka rin nyan?
dati noong ayaw akong paalisin ng tatay ko ng bahay
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dati noong ayaw akong paalisin ng tatay ko ng bahay
ikaw ang gumagawa sa kanya nyan?
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ikaw ang gumagawa sa kanya nyan?
oo at hindi ko alam ang galing ko pala noon,hehehe
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oo at hindi ko alam ang galing ko pala noon,hehehe
Ang dami mo palang alam...so pwede kang maging sastre/manicurista.
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Ang dami mo palang alam...so pwede kang maging sastre/manicurista.
ang sastre di pa gaano but sa pag manicure, makikita nyo sa resulta kung nagka ingrown kayo
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ang sastre di pa gaano but sa pag manicure, makikita nyo sa resulta kung nagka ingrown kayo
Tatawagan ka namin pag nangyari yan. Ano bang fee mo?
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Tatawagan ka namin pag nangyari yan. Ano bang fee mo?
tawagan para masampahan ng demanda?
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tawagan para masampahan ng demanda?
Akala ko ba kaya mo yung ingrown...so tatawagan ka namin para tanggalin, hindi idemanda. :D
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Akala ko ba kaya mo yung ingrown...so tatawagan ka namin para tanggalin, hindi idemanda. :D
ibig ko kasing sabihin,pag nagka ingrown kayo,meaning hindi ko nakuha yung dapat linisan sa matindi nyong kuko
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ibig ko kasing sabihin,pag nagka ingrown kayo,meaning hindi ko nakuha yung dapat linisan sa matindi nyong kuko
Hahaha! Grabe naman yan...matinding kuko? Parang ang sama pakinggan... ;D ;D ;D
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Hahaha! Grabe naman yan...matinding kuko? Parang ang sama pakinggan... ;D ;D ;D
hahaha, sorry,sa kasasayaw lang siguro kaya ganun
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hahaha, sorry,sa kasasayaw lang siguro kaya ganun
Nakakatindi pala ng kuko yun. :D
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oo at hindi ko alam ang galing ko pala noon,hehehe
e ngayon? hindi ka na magaling?
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ang sastre di pa gaano but sa pag manicure, makikita nyo sa resulta kung nagka ingrown kayo
sige nga
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e ngayon? hindi ka na magaling?
sanhi ko nang kinalimutan kasi sigurado na ako sa kasarian ko
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sanhi ko nang kinalimutan kasi sigurado na ako sa kasarian ko
na?
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na?
ano nga ba?
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sanhi ko nang kinalimutan kasi sigurado na ako sa kasarian ko
eto sabi mo o...tapos?
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eto sabi mo o...tapos?
lalaki akwoh
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lalaki akwoh
ah....sige na nga..naniniwala na ko... :D
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lalaki akwoh
;D ;D ;D
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ah....sige na nga..naniniwala na ko... :D
salamat naman sister
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salamat naman sister
you're welcome ate :)
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Questions and answers during the 2009 Miss Philippine Tourism Contest held at Manila Hotel...
Host : If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to
showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Contestant : Bocaue.
Host : Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the
Philippines? Why Bocaue?
Contestant: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host : Which part of Bocaue?
Contestant: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.
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Host : What is your best feature?
Contestant : My graduation picture and also my baby picture.
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Host : What is you favorite motto?
Contestant : If others can't, why can't I!
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Host : What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant : Please come back or you shall return.
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Host : What is your typical day?
Contestant : I think Saturday po!
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Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how
would you do it?'
Contestant : That is a very good and easy question but is hard to answer... He! He! He!
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Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?
Contestant : My edge? I'm 21 years old, Sir!
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Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Contestant: Thirty-five.
Host: Why 35?
Contestant: Because you are already old enough not to make any mistakes.
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Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Contestant: I am now 18, plus 10... I'll be 28!
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Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Contestant : Drugs!
Host : Why?
Contestant: Kasi it is very expensive na, Sir!
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Host : What is the essence of a woman posing nude in magazines?
Contestant : Girls should be proud because when she is naked it is pleasing and essential to men's eyes!
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Host : What makes you blush?
Contestant: I don't blush because I have a dark complexion.
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Note: Contestants who answered the questions above were eliminated from the contest.
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Questions and answers during the 2009 Miss Philippine Tourism Contest held at Manila Hotel...
Host : If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to
showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Contestant : Bocaue.
Host : Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the
Philippines? Why Bocaue?
Contestant: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host : Which part of Bocaue?
Contestant: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.
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Host : What is your best feature?
Contestant : My graduation picture and also my baby picture.
_____
Host : What is you favorite motto?
Contestant : If others can't, why can't I!
_____
Host : What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant : Please come back or you shall return.
_____
Host : What is your typical day?
Contestant : I think Saturday po!
_____
Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how
would you do it?'
Contestant : That is a very good and easy question but is hard to answer... He! He! He!
_____
Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?
Contestant : My edge? I'm 21 years old, Sir!
_____
Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Contestant: Thirty-five.
Host: Why 35?
Contestant: Because you are already old enough not to make any mistakes.
_____
Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Contestant: I am now 18, plus 10... I'll be 28!
_____
Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Contestant : Drugs!
Host : Why?
Contestant: Kasi it is very expensive na, Sir!
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Host : What is the essence of a woman posing nude in magazines?
Contestant : Girls should be proud because when she is naked it is pleasing and essential to men's eyes!
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Host : What makes you blush?
Contestant: I don't blush because I have a dark complexion.
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Note: Contestants who answered the questions above were eliminated from the contest.
hahahaha! familiar ang jokes mo ah... ;D
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hahahaha! familiar ang jokes mo ah... ;D
may nadagdag lang sa ibang pacontest,hehehe
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may nadagdag lang sa ibang pacontest,hehehe
so lahat pala ng contest pinupuntahan mo? :D
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here are the latest pageant boo boos!
HOST : Name one tourist SPOT of bohol that you would like to be promoted?
CANDIDATE : of course, the TARSIER!
( i thought the tarsier is a primate! if it is a tourist spot, where is it located? [/b])
HOST : If a genie will grantyou one wish, what would it be? Why?
CANDIDATE : Back to back ticket to the USA
HOST : You mean two consecutive travels to the US?
CANDIDATE : Of course not! What I mean is from the Philippines to the US then back to the Philippines, That's back to back! Thank you!
( iha, thanks for enlightening me on the other term for round trip travel)
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HOST : Any message for the audience?
AUDIENCE : I would like to thankS the judges for chosing me as the Beast in Gown
( don't worry iha coz you don't look like a monster in your gown)
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HOST : What is your ambition in life?
CANDIDATE : I want to be a policeman!
( your honor, no more questions )
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HOST : What is your ambition in life?
CANDIDATE : I want to be a policeman!
( your honor, no more questions )
hahaha ;D
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here are the latest pageant boo boos!
HOST : Name one tourist SPOT of bohol that you would like to be promoted?
CANDIDATE : of course, the TARSIER!
( i thought the tarsier is a primate! if it is a tourist spot, where is it located? [/b])
HOST : If a genie will grantyou one wish, what would it be? Why?
CANDIDATE : Back to back ticket to the USA
HOST : You mean two consecutive travels to the US?
CANDIDATE : Of course not! What I mean is from the Philippines to the US then back to the Philippines, That's back to back! Thank you!
( iha, thanks for enlightening me on the other term for round trip travel)
Hahahaha! I want a back to back ticket to Pinas, too! (http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr31/mkthpl/Icons/laugh-1.gif)
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;D ;D ;D
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here are the latest pageant boo boos!
HOST : Name one tourist SPOT of bohol that you would like to be promoted?
CANDIDATE : of course, the TARSIER!
( i thought the tarsier is a primate! if it is a tourist spot, where is it located? [/b])
HOST : If a genie will grantyou one wish, what would it be? Why?
CANDIDATE : Back to back ticket to the USA
nyahaahahahha!!!!
HOST : You mean two consecutive travels to the US?
CANDIDATE : Of course not! What I mean is from the Philippines to the US then back to the Philippines, That's back to back! Thank you!
( iha, thanks for enlightening me on the other term for round trip travel)
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Hahahaha! I want a back to back ticket to Pinas, too! (http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr31/mkthpl/Icons/laugh-1.gif)
me too...hahaha! like NOW na! :D
baliktad nga lang...from US to Pinas to US...back to back..hahaha!
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me too...hahaha! like NOW na! :D
baliktad nga lang...from US to Pinas to US...back to back..hahaha!
puede nya ring isagot na A to A...hanggang airport lang po :o ;D :D
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puede nya ring isagot na A to A...hanggang airport lang po :o ;D :D
sana sa paliparan ng Los Angeles International Airport then hire a taxi to bring her somehere for her final destination.
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no bloopers lately
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by Janet
binibining pilipinas beauty pageant 1982 question and answer portion
rita gomez (judge) : iha, are you still a virgin?
maria isabel lopez (contestant) : if i'm gonna say i am, do you think i can bring home the crown?
rita gomez : good answer iha, good answer.
maria isabel lopez : how about you ma'am are you still a virgin?
rita gomez : iha, i have 5 children from different fathers, what do you call that? immaculate conception? wahahahahahaha!!!
FYI maria isabel lopez won binibining pilipinas universe in 1982
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by Janet
binibining pilipinas beauty pageant 1982 question and answer portion
rita gomez (judge) : iha, are you still a virgin?
maria isabel lopez (contestant) : if i'm gonna say i am, do you think i can bring home the crown?
rita gomez : good answer iha, good answer.
maria isabel lopez : how about you ma'am are you still a virgin?
rita gomez : iha, i have 5 children from different fathers, what do you call that? immaculate conception? wahahahahahaha!!!
FYI maria isabel lopez won binibining pilipinas universe in 1982
;D ;D ;)
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by Janet
binibining pilipinas beauty pageant 1982 question and answer portion
rita gomez (judge) : iha, are you still a virgin?
maria isabel lopez (contestant) : if i'm gonna say i am, do you think i can bring home the crown?
rita gomez : good answer iha, good answer.
maria isabel lopez : how about you ma'am are you still a virgin?
rita gomez : iha, i have 5 children from different fathers, what do you call that? immaculate conception? wahahahahahaha!!!
FYI maria isabel lopez won binibining pilipinas universe in 1982
Interesting. In the western world, a woman who had them all from only one father, gets less child support payment [csp] as based only on income of 1 dad. In this case, she gets csp from 5 fathers. Which certainly is a lot more.
Explains why many women would rather have offsprings from diff dads than from just 1 dad. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yes, indeed! This is happening in the western world.
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Heard sagas from Aussies married to Pinays. Humag panganak, bwagan ang bana to claim child support. Leaving him broken-hearted. Pauli sa Phil kai mas dako ang $ con sa ato igasto. Marunong na ang Pinay ngayon. Hehehe.
Actually, this attitude has backfired. Many Aussies go to Phil & open business. Mostly nightclubs. Don't marry anymore. Get kabits only. ;)
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back to back travels po