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Title: Oprah Winfrey: I will stay a virgin until I'm married
Post by: NoelDes on May 17, 2009, 06:07:57 PM
Los Angeles, CA - Oprah Winfrey has announced in her own magazine 'O' that she intends to stay a virgin until she is married "to set a good example for young women."

Winfrey, who is 55 and a self made billionaire with a number of successful franchises all containing metaphors or initials of her own name, has been with her lover, Oprah's Boyfriend (no-one knows his real name) for 28 years.

"One time, I think it was in 1987, we almost did it." Oprah admits "but I reminded Steddy that I didn't have a current license to have sex and it was illegal. The next day I was so glad we didn't do it and I still had my V Plate (Virgin Plate) in tact. Virginity IS precious you know and not something to give out freely, not even to someone you have been in a relationship for a quarter of a century."

Winfrey then went on to admit that she was tired of waiting for Oprah's Boyfriend to propose and is going to serve him an ultimatum: put a ring on the finger by Christmas or they're through. "I've waited long enough and have had my Virgin License for decades now, it's time to progress to the next stage: my Learners." Winfrey will be able to apply for her Learners License five days prior to her wedding, but it will not be valid until 8pm on the night of her wedding. After her wedding night, if there is one, Winfrey will be able to remove the V plate from her buttocks and replace it with an L plate.

She is required to be on her Learners License for six months before she can apply for her Professional License (P Plates).

Oprah's Boyfriend has made no comment about the ultimatum but was seen looking around jewellery stores in downtown LA. If all goes smoothly, Winfrey could have her L Plate by next Easter and her P's by next summer. In the meantime, she will continue setting a good example for young women around the world.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i51420 (http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i51420)
Title: Re: Oprah Winfrey: I will stay a virgin until I'm married
Post by: devildawg on May 17, 2009, 06:20:35 PM
good for her! ??? ??? ............ but............ really ??? ???  the boyfriend must be nuts if he doesn't marry her. ;D
Title: Re: Oprah Winfrey: I will stay a virgin until I'm married
Post by: NoelDes on May 17, 2009, 06:29:05 PM
good for her! ??? ??? ............ but............ really ??? ???  the boyfriend must be nuts if he doesn't marry her. ;D

hahaha!!! if he marry oprah will you believe its for the love? perhaps for the money or for Oprah's being 55 year old virgin?  ;D
Title: Re: Oprah Winfrey: I will stay a virgin until I'm married
Post by: devildawg on May 17, 2009, 06:38:14 PM
hahaha!!! if he marry oprah do you believe its for the love? perhaps for the money or for Oprah's being 55 year old virgin?  ;D

I'd say it's for both love and money.  according to the article, they've been together for 28 years.  that's a lot of years.  and I don't think oprah had money back then when she was just starting out.  although, I don't he was that faithful all those years.  either she doesn't know it or that's their skeleton in their closet.  the virgin part........... who cares?!  she's one of the wealthiest people in the world (according to fortune 500), and probably the wealthiest black woman in the world. (my two cents.) ;D
Title: Re: Oprah Winfrey: I will stay a virgin until I'm married
Post by: NoelDes on May 17, 2009, 06:55:42 PM
well I wish them goodluck.... :)
Title: Re: Oprah Winfrey: I will stay a virgin until I'm married
Post by: devildawg on May 17, 2009, 07:23:43 PM
well I wish them goodluck.... :)

do they really need luck? ???  probably not!!  they got all the money.  I think, wishing for luck should be for people like us......... at least, I know I need it!  hahaha. ;D  but in any case, I wish them well. ;D
Title: Re: Oprah Winfrey: I will stay a virgin until I'm married
Post by: havoc on May 18, 2009, 10:13:15 AM
wow.......
Title: Re: Oprah Winfrey: I will stay a virgin until I'm married
Post by: OMG on July 29, 2013, 05:20:05 PM
OMG! me too ;D
Title: Re: Oprah Winfrey: I will stay a virgin until I'm married
Post by: garry_gatal on August 30, 2013, 04:20:21 AM
Los Angeles, CA - Oprah Winfrey has announced in her own magazine 'O' that she intends to stay a virgin until she is married "to set a good example for young women."

Winfrey, who is 55 and a self made billionaire with a number of successful franchises all containing metaphors or initials of her own name, has been with her lover, Oprah's Boyfriend (no-one knows his real name) for 28 years.

"One time, I think it was in 1987, we almost did it." Oprah admits "but I reminded Steddy that I didn't have a current license to have sex and it was illegal. The next day I was so glad we didn't do it and I still had my V Plate (Virgin Plate) in tact. Virginity IS precious you know and not something to give out freely, not even to someone you have been in a relationship for a quarter of a century."

Winfrey then went on to admit that she was tired of waiting for Oprah's Boyfriend to propose and is going to serve him an ultimatum: put a ring on the finger by Christmas or they're through. "I've waited long enough and have had my Virgin License for decades now, it's time to progress to the next stage: my Learners." Winfrey will be able to apply for her Learners License five days prior to her wedding, but it will not be valid until 8pm on the night of her wedding. After her wedding night, if there is one, Winfrey will be able to remove the V plate from her buttocks and replace it with an L plate.

She is required to be on her Learners License for six months before she can apply for her Professional License (P Plates).

Oprah's Boyfriend has made no comment about the ultimatum but was seen looking around jewellery stores in downtown LA. If all goes smoothly, Winfrey could have her L Plate by next Easter and her P's by next summer. In the meantime, she will continue setting a good example for young women around the world.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i51420 (http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i51420)


good example talaga xa
Title: Re: Oprah Winfrey: I will stay a virgin until I'm married
Post by: juan on July 25, 2014, 01:11:33 AM

good example talaga xa
Couldn't agree more. But, believe, will simply fall into deaf ears to many women. :(
Title: Re: Oprah Winfrey: I will stay a virgin until I'm married
Post by: wardiflex on July 25, 2014, 02:28:23 AM
talaga ba to?
Title: Re: Oprah Winfrey: I will stay a virgin until I'm married
Post by: juan on July 26, 2014, 01:58:02 AM
Couldn't agree more. But, believe, will simply fall into deaf ears to many women. :(
Actually, still a virgin at 18 is very2X hard to find in western countries. Makes me wonder where defloration sites get these girls.
Palagai ko ganoon na rin sa Pinas. :)
Wonder if Miss Loon is still a virgin. :-\ ;)
Oh, yeah, Tereng was a virgin purest brightest rarest 'til skipper came into her world. Oh, skipper, how could you be so heartless! >:( ;D
Title: Re: Oprah Winfrey: I will stay a virgin until I'm married
Post by: juan on July 26, 2014, 03:46:56 AM
I, too, will stay a virgin 'til I'm married! :D ;)
Title: Re: Oprah Winfrey: I will stay a virgin until I'm married
Post by: juan on July 26, 2014, 09:14:51 PM
“good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere”
(Helen Gurley Brown)
 :) ;)
Title: Re: Oprah Winfrey: I will stay a virgin until I'm married
Post by: OMG on July 26, 2014, 11:55:41 PM
masasabi ko din na, sa tamang panahon ko pa to maibibigay kahit sino pa sya
Title: Re: Oprah Winfrey: I will stay a virgin until I'm married
Post by: juan on July 27, 2014, 03:00:05 AM
I, too, will stay a virgin 'til I'm married! :D ;)
Haven't even seen a live hymen. Only on YouTubes -- and lately lang! :D ;)