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WELCOME FRIENDS TO MIKEY GATAL'S WORLD => FUN GAMES WITH YOUR FRIENDS => Topic started by: juan on June 14, 2009, 03:29:35 AM
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Do you know that 50% of marriages now ends in divorce?
And 50% of the wives cheat their husbands?
Believe it or not.
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"I fell out of love with you,
what a banal denouement! (Yevtushenko)"
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Do you know that there was a certain era in the church's history that the Vatican was a brothel?
And there was a secret passageway leading to the pope's "retreat house" run by "nuns"?
Note the double quotes (""). Why? Because the "retreat house" was really the pope's private whorehouse. And the "nuns" were the pope's exclusive whores.
Believe it or not.
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Ever considered Mary Magdalene's story at an angle where she, not Jesus Christ, is the focus? Ie, the central figure? Which ought to be the case as that was her story.
Anyway, .....
When the mob wanted to stone Mary Magdalene, what Jesus Christ wrote on the ground were the names and dates those men slept with her. Explains why the crowd dispersed after seeing their names.
Mary Magdalene was a woman of stunning beauty. A hurricane and a tornado all wrapped into one, so to speak. She was also an excellent bed partner. Every man's dream.
She commanded a high price in the flesh market. Everybody wanted to be her pimp. That was the cause of her trouble. She was a victim of her own provocative beauty.
Believe it or not.
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Do you know that in an European park is (perhaps, was, like in Sydney's Tumbalong Park where the park people keep changing things so they can have something to fill up their time sheets) an erotic sculpture of a naked couple?
The man's standing and the woman's kneeling down in front of him. Her arms wrapped around his bottom. Her begging eyes looking at his fierce (tiger-look) eyes. His hand is holding a latigo.
Sometimes imagine myself as that man. And the woman is a lovely young sheila begging me, "Juan, please, let's do it na". And I'd reply,"No! I want to whip your bottom some more".
Believe it or not.
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Do you know that the world's oldest porno king is a 75-yr-old Japanese?
His partners are usually young girls. Some even below 18.
Likes his job so much (who wouldn't), won't retire until, at least, 80.
I really envy him. Wish I were in his shoes. In fact, this is the only kind of job I'd be interested in.
Believe it or not.
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Do you know that the world's oldest porno king is a 75-yr-old Japanese?
His partners are usually young girls. Some even below 18.
Likes his job so much (who wouldn't), won't retire until, at least, 80.
I really envy him. Wish I were in his shoes. In fact, this is the only kind of job I'd be interested in.
Believe it or not.
he must be a hot japanese like yusuke.
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Do you know that, in an European country, there is a model girl who is also a porno girl in a porno business run by her husband? She is usually paired with ugly old men to make her beauty stand out. Her striking beauty when contrasted with an ugly partner makes the show more attractive.
Believe it or not.
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Do you know that there once was a US farmer who had problems with his farm as it was full of rattlesnakes? Until he got an idea that turned this liability into an asset. He developed a medicine from rattlesnake, converted his farm into a rattlesnake farm, and became rich.
But the Chinese have always known that snakes are aphrodisiacs since the dawn of its civilization. Better than taking drugs as every drug has side effects. So, if one wants to stimulate one's sex appetite, visit a Chinese herbal store. Ie, if one has the stomach to eat snakes.
No wonder, there are more Chinese than any ethnic group. A theory says that if all Chinese on earth jump at the same time, the momentum built up will throw earth out of its axis.
Believe it or not.
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But, if my memory serves me right, for aphrodisiacs, we, Bisaya, take soup concocted from pawikan turtle (I think also belongs to reptile family) sex organs(?). Said to prolong sexual intercourse. Heard that when pawikans copulate, could go on up to weeks(?). That would be great! Hehehe. Hindi bali mamatay, mamatay lang sa sarap.
In Mexico, they eat iguana lizards (again, also from reptile family) for aphrodisiacs.
Believe it or not.
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"If eyes were made for seeing,
then, beauty is its own excuse for being"
Explains why it's always best to watch a lovely sheila from down under her skirt. Especially when she's got nothing on underneath.
"A thing of beauty is a joy forever"
Is it really a thing of beauty?
It's like a hairy cyclop. Except that the eye is vertical. Not horizontal. And what makes it worse is that the eye and the mouth are one and the same.
It is the most nondescript thing I've ever seen in my life! Yet, it's a joy to watch.
Believe it or not.
It smells like hell. Strange, though, that smell is tantalizing. It's that tantalizing smell that makes her so enticing. Just like durian.
But tastes like heaven. Just like durian, too.
When you look at it, it's really very2X ugly. When you feel it, it's like porcupine. When you smell it, it smells like hell. But when you eat it ..... hhhmmmm! It's finger-licking good. I'd love to climb the huge trunks to eat it.
Throughout history, gallant knights in shining armour have fought and died for it.
Believe it or not.
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at least 10 years to end a marriage
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at least 10 years to end a marriage
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Do you know that the world's oldest porno king is a 75-yr-old Japanese?
His partners are usually young girls. Some even below 18.
Likes his job so much (who wouldn't), won't retire until, at least, 80.
I really envy him. Wish I were in his shoes. In fact, this is the only kind of job I'd be interested in. :-* ;)
Believe it or not.
Shigeo Tokuda is the stage name of a Japanese male adult video (AV) actor. He has been described as Japan's "king of elderly porn". This 5 foot 3 inch paunchy man hopes to be able to continue working in adult videos until he is 80 (with a laugh).
Male actors are usually anonymous in Japanese porn but Tokuda is now featured in his own branded series of videos for Ruby with actresses of various ages. Another studio specializing in elder porn is Glory Quest which launched the "old man" series Maniac Training of Lolitas in December 2004 and when that became popular, had Tokuda star with a variety of young AV actresses in the Forbidden Elderly Care (Forbidden Nursing) series beginning in August 2006. An additional series Big Tits Loving Grandfather Erotic Mischief for Glory Quest began in April 2008. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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he must be a hot japanese like yusuke.
Shigeo Tokuda is the stage name of a Japanese male adult video (AV) actor. He has been described as Japan's "king of elderly porn". This 5 foot 3 inch paunchy man hopes to be able to continue working in adult videos until he is 80 (with a laugh).
Male actors are usually anonymous in Japanese porn but Tokuda is now featured in his own branded series of videos for Ruby with actresses of various ages. Another studio specializing in elder porn is Glory Quest which launched the "old man" series Maniac Training of Lolitas in December 2004 and when that became popular, had Tokuda star with a variety of young AV actresses in the Forbidden Elderly Care (Forbidden Nursing) [Now, we know it all! The purpose of his Bohol sojourn.] :D ;) series beginning in August 2006. An additional series Big Tits Loving Grandfather Erotic Mischief for Glory Quest began in April 2008. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Wrong!!!!! He's fat oldsh##. Did he give you a complimentary copy of "Forbidden Elderly Care (Forbidden Nursing)"? ??? ;D ;)
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hahaha mahaba kaya ang kanya like Yusuke?