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WELCOME FRIENDS TO MIKEY GATAL'S WORLD => FUN GAMES WITH YOUR FRIENDS => Topic started by: aiko on August 25, 2009, 01:44:59 AM
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She quickly puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: (remembering the last time) "How much?"
Boy: "$750"
Man: "Sold"
A few days later, the father approaches his son.
Dad: "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
Boy: "I can't"
Dad: "Why not?"
Boy: "I sold my baseball and my glove."
Dad: "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: "$1,000"
Dad: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that s*%$ again, you're in my closet now."
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hehehehe... :D
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Pari: Ang maigo ning bola maoy labing dakog sala nato!
(Miuntol ang bola og naigo ang pari.)
Pari: Uy, praktis pa to ha!
;D ;D ;D
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Pari: Ang maigo ning bola maoy labing dakog sala nato!
(Miuntol ang bola og naigo ang pari.)
Pari: Uy, praktis pa to ha!
;D ;D ;D
hahaha..naa gehapoy alibai te
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Pari: Ang maigo ning bola maoy labing dakog sala nato!
(Miuntol ang bola og naigo ang pari.)
Pari: Uy, praktis pa to ha!
;D ;D ;D
hahahhahaha ;D
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wise kaau noh?hehheee...
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A handsome hunk strips in front of a nun 2 tempt her. D nun closed her eyes,
&prayed
"Bless me,oh lord n ds thy gift,w/c i am abt 2 recieve"..
-ano daw?hehehe :o
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Pari: Ang maigo ning bola maoy labing dakog sala nato!
(Miuntol ang bola og naigo ang pari.)
Pari: Uy, praktis pa to ha!
;D ;D ;D
A handsome hunk strips in front of a nun 2 tempt her. D nun closed her eyes,
&prayed
"Bless me,oh lord n ds thy gift,w/c i am abt 2 recieve"..
-ano daw?hehehe :o
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