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Title: Marriage with expiration date, anyone?
Post by: zulacs on January 11, 2010, 04:52:30 PM
The proposal of a women’s partylist group to prescribe expiration dates on marriage contracts has drawn mixed reactions from lawmakers, with at least one senator saying the proposal is a good starting point for discussing current social issues.

“It’s a reflection of what is happening in our society,” Sen. Alan Peter Cayetano said in the vernacular, apparently referring to the growing clamor from women for more rights and social freedoms.

Senate Minority Leader Aquilino “Nene” Pimentel, Jr. for his part said he finds the idea floated by the 1-Ako Babaeng Astig Aasenso (1-ABAA) as funny.

The group’s main advocacy is “to help women become economically empowered by helping them become entrepreneurs, giving them better employment, providing sources of livelihood, access to capital, and other ways to make women financially independent.”

“It’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in my life. Ibig sabihin trial lang ang marriage? (Does it mean marriage is just a trial?),” Pimentel said of the group’s novel proposal.

The issue of a marriage contract with expiration will certainly go against the majority belief that marriage is a sacred union, Pimentel added.

Aside from the Philippines being a predominantly Christian country, Pimentel pointed out that the Philippine Constitution also recognizes the family as the basic unit of society.

“It will go against the Constitutional provision that family is the basic foundation of society. Certainly the proposal will also go against majority beliefs,” Pimentel said.

Even in a country which exercises democracy, women still experience inequality, Cayetano said, although he agreed with Pimentel’s view that the family is the basic unit of society.

Cayetano, in an interview, said he sees the proposal as a good starting point for discussing social issues, but the senator said he doubts whether efforts to introduce such measure in Congress would succeed since many lawmakers are still conservative.

“Kung divorce nga hindi mapag-usapan, iyon pa kaya,” Cayetano said.

The proponents said a 10-year expiration on marriages would give couples the opportunity to review their relationship, and decide whether to continue or not with the union.

whew..!!! ;D ;D
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Post by: mike laurence88 on January 11, 2010, 06:58:01 PM
ngek..... >:(
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Post by: zulacs on January 11, 2010, 07:31:58 PM
wat a whew jud ni..hehehe
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 08:02:38 PM
“It’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in my life. Ibig sabihin trial lang ang marriage? (Does it mean marriage is just a trial?),” Pimentel said of the group’s novel proposal.
whew..!!! ;D ;D
hehe--I agree, it is indeed hilarious..but this is not the 'funniest'..err, not yet.
The funniest thing would be when this proposal or bill will make it past the Senate and the president. ;D ;D :P
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 08:07:31 PM
The group’s main advocacy is “to help women become economically empowered by helping them become entrepreneurs, giving them better employment, providing sources of livelihood, access to capital, and other ways to make women financially independent.”
whew..!!! ;D ;D
not all women chose to be empowered and independent (yep, it's a choice!)..and it really has nothing to do with marriage--nahh..not at all. ;) ;) ;D
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Post by: zulacs on January 11, 2010, 08:15:54 PM
hehe--I agree, it is indeed hilarious..but this is not the 'funniest'..err, not yet.
The funniest thing would be when this proposal or bill will make it past the Senate and the president. ;D ;D :P

absolutely!and being approved..hahaha..
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Post by: zulacs on January 11, 2010, 08:18:48 PM
not all women chose to be empowered and independent (yep, it's a choice!)..and it really has nothing to do with marriage--nahh..not at all. ;) ;) ;D
bingo!!during umagang kayganda sa "punto 4 punto" ni Anthony..he ask sa leader sa 1-ABAA if she is married na bah.then she said.."im single..oh,dont ask like dat its a personal matter.".hehehe..
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 08:27:53 PM
absolutely!and being approved..hahaha..
sunod ani--yearly nah jud ang marriage license renewal..just like the lease for my apartment.hehe err, bad joke! ;) ;) ;D
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Post by: zulacs on January 11, 2010, 08:33:43 PM
sunod ani--yearly nah jud ang marriage license renewal..just like the lease for my apartment.hehe err, bad joke! ;) ;) ;D

hahaha..,i think doomsday na na..dili pa unta klo maabtan anang yearly oi..hehehe.saunz!!diko kapahimos ana..lol... ;D ;D
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 08:42:00 PM
not all women chose to be empowered and independent (yep, it's a choice!)..and it really has nothing to do with marriage--nahh..not at all. ;) ;) ;D
bingo!!during umagang kayganda sa "punto 4 punto" ni Anthony..he ask sa leader sa 1-ABAA if she is married na bah.then she said.."im single..oh,dont ask like dat its a personal matter.".hehehe..
makes sense huh--she wants the legislation to be passed before she'll get hitched.hmmmmm.. ::) ;D
marriage (like it or not), is a leap of faith--so if one think that 10years from now, it's not going to work..then one shouldn't even give it a try.
In poker--if you don’t believe you’re going to win, you shouldn’t sit down at the table..
If you don't believe that the marriage would work after 10years, then don't get married..pretty straight-forward analogy huhh?? ;) ;) ;D
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Post by: mike laurence88 on January 11, 2010, 08:46:10 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Janet on January 11, 2010, 09:12:42 PM
ug ngano gud tawon nga mo prescribe man silag expiration date sa marriage? unsa man na antibiotic? ari na lang kos amoxycillin maka ayo pas hubag he he.
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 09:18:57 PM
ug ngano gud tawon nga mo prescribe man silag expiration date sa marriage? unsa man na antibiotic? ari na lang kos amoxycillin maka ayo pas hubag he he.
hahaha--i suggest you shud take this argument to the Senate, ur Highness..and i'll definitely back you up!! hehe this is a very strong one--and sure koh, mapildi jud cla nato sa debate.hehe
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Post by: Janet on January 11, 2010, 09:28:35 PM
hahaha--i suggest you shud take this argument to the Senate, ur Highness..and i'll definitely back you up!! hehe this is a very strong one--and sure koh, mapildi jud cla nato sa debate.hehe
pwes mo rally ta ngadto sa senado vugal vugal ning ila. dad-an nako silag usa ka sakong augmentin. amoxycillin clavulanic acid na gyud na hasta beta lactamase staph ma lipa ug yatap  sila tanan he he.
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 09:33:44 PM
pwes mo rally ta ngadto sa senado vugal vugal ning ila. dad-an nako silag usa ka sakong augmentin. amoxycillin clavulanic acid na gyud na hasta beta lactamase staph ma lipa ug yatap  sila tanan he he.
hahaha..apilan nah lng kaha nato ug nilaga nga dahon sa bayabas, ur Highness?? ::) ;D i actually did a research on that in medskul--and it's proven to have anti-Staph effect as well..isa pod ka-sako nga dahon bound to the Senate!! hehehehe
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Post by: mike laurence88 on January 11, 2010, 09:34:58 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 09:36:37 PM
;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
lingaw noh?? hehe
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Post by: mike laurence88 on January 11, 2010, 09:39:00 PM
lingaw noh?? hehe

yep...nalingaw q sa antibiotic,amoxy og bayabas mao big grin aq ge post ;D
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 09:41:23 PM
yep...nalingaw q sa antibiotic,amoxy og bayabas mao big grin aq ge post ;D
apilan pah nato ni ug ampicillin ug tiwasin..motabang bah kah ug lukdo sa mga sako padung sa Senate, fr.Mike?? hehehe
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Post by: felix on January 11, 2010, 09:42:25 PM
hahahahahaha ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Janet on January 11, 2010, 09:44:18 PM
hahaha..apilan nah lng kaha nato ug nilaga nga dahon sa bayabas, ur Highness?? ::) ;D i actually did a research on that in medskul--and it's proven to have anti-Staph effect as well..isa pod ka-sako nga dahon bound to the Senate!! hehehehe
ha ha ha! sakto ka doc tinuod na, apilan pa sa liso sa nangka nga gilubok, tanang kagid maayo he he.
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 09:46:50 PM
hahahahahaha ;D ;D ;D
sshhhh--masuko jud toh nmo si Zulz ron, kataw-an lng nmo iya thread.hehehe
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Post by: mike laurence88 on January 11, 2010, 09:46:58 PM
apilan pah nato ni ug ampicillin ug tiwasin..motabang bah kah ug lukdo sa mga sako padung sa Senate, fr.Mike?? hehehe

hahhaha..for sure gubtan gyud na sa senate ky gepang kagid cla or naay daghang nuka ilang mga lubot.... ;D ;D
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 09:48:30 PM
ha ha ha! sakto ka doc tinuod na, apilan pa sa liso sa nangka nga gilubok, tanang kagid maayo he he.
hahahaha..the best jud kah, ur Highness!  ;D ;D ;) makabug-at jud ug samot sa atong argument ang liso sa nangka..so apili nah lng pod ug isa ka-sako ha.hehehe
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Post by: felix on January 11, 2010, 09:49:19 PM
ha ha ha! sakto ka doc tinuod na, apilan pa sa liso sa nangka nga gilubok, tanang kagid maayo he he.
pati "kajuang" hon hehe
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 09:51:24 PM
hahhaha..for sure gubtan gyud na sa senate ky gepang kagid cla or naay daghang nuka ilang mga lubot.... ;D ;D
ok lng ug ang scabies naa sa lubot..problema kung naa sa utok (as manifested by presenting a funny legislation on marriage), kay dli jud ni madala ug hidhid lng sa liso sa nangka nga gilubok (c/o her highness, Queen Janet).hehehe
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 09:52:38 PM
pati "kajuang" hon hehe
unsa nah man pod ning isdaa lix uyy..'kajuang'?? ::) ;D :P
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Post by: mike laurence88 on January 11, 2010, 09:54:01 PM
ok lng ug ang scabies naa sa lubot..problema kung naa sa utok (as manifested by presenting a funny legislation on marriage), kay dli jud ni madala ug hidhid lng sa liso sa nangka nga gilubok (c/o her highness, Queen Janet).hehehe

hahahhahahaha...imnan nalang pa lusaw sa ilang utok..i mean sa scabies
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Post by: mike laurence88 on January 11, 2010, 09:54:36 PM
unsa nah man pod ning isdaa lix uyy..'kajuang'?? ::) ;D :P

scientific name bani? ;D
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 09:58:15 PM
hahahhahahaha...imnan nalang pa lusaw sa ilang utok..i mean sa scabies
..or pulihan nah lng jud ang utok kung dli nah madala (a.k.a. pulihan ang uban members sa Senate).hehe
oh well, i'm pretty sure her highness still has a library of concoctions pra ana nga mga sakit2x.hehe who knows, liso nah pod sa saging ang lubokon?? hehehe
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Post by: felix on January 11, 2010, 09:59:25 PM
unsa nah man pod ning isdaa lix uyy..'kajuang'?? ::) ;D :P
kajuang some kind of samad nga dugay kaau maau..
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 10:00:49 PM
scientific name bani? ;D
murag dli man coz a scientific name must atleast contain 2 words--1st one for the genus..and the other one for the species..pero can't be sure ha, coz it's been a loooong time since i finished college. ouchies! hehe
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Post by: Janet on January 11, 2010, 10:14:02 PM
murag dli man coz a scientific name must atleast contain 2 words--1st one for the genus..and the other one for the species..pero can't be sure ha, coz it's been a loooong time since i finished college. ouchies! hehe
mas remember nako ang past, present ug future tense kaysa scientific names. example 1.LANGOY, lumangoy, lalangoy, wa ka langoy- nalumos. 2. TAKBO. tumakbo, tatakbo, wa ka takbo- nadagma. 3.KAIN, kumain, kakain, wa kakaon - napasmo.
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 10:17:09 PM
mas remember nako ang past, present ug future tense kaysa scientific names. example 1.LANGOY, lumangoy, lalangoy, wa ka langoy- nalumos. 2. TAKBO. tumakbo, tatakbo, wa ka takbo- nadagma. 3.KAIN, kumain, kakain, wa kakaon - napasmo.
suh-weet!! hahahaha..ang aking tyan ay sumakit..sumasakit..at sasakit pah sa katatawa!! hehehe
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Post by: zulacs on January 11, 2010, 10:23:19 PM
makes sense huh--she wants the legislation to be passed before she'll get hitched.hmmmmm.. ::) ;D
marriage (like it or not), is a leap of faith--so if one think that 10years from now, it's not going to work..then one shouldn't even give it a try.
In poker--if you don’t believe you’re going to win, you shouldn’t sit down at the table..
If you don't believe that the marriage would work after 10years, then don't get married..pretty straight-forward analogy huhh?? ;) ;) ;D

bingo!!..sguro ung bf nya is may asawa na..hahaha...joke!or she could be a man hater..hehehe..and this kind of proposal "playing safe" kaau...hehehe..
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 10:45:05 PM
bingo!!..sguro ung bf nya is may asawa na..hahaha...joke!or she could be a man hater..hehehe..and this kind of proposal "playing safe" kaau...hehehe..
poker ako Zulz, imo bingo pod! hehe
oh well--if one is already happy being single, then she shudn't get married..unless, she has a strong faith that marriage wud make her happier. ;) ;) ;D
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Post by: felix on January 11, 2010, 10:47:28 PM
Lisod jud kaau ni labina layo ::) ug duol sad kapoy naa magbantay hehe :o
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Post by: zulacs on January 11, 2010, 10:51:13 PM
poker ako Zulz, imo bingo pod! hehe
oh well--if one is already happy being single, then she shudn't get married..unless, she has a strong faith that marriage wud make her happier. ;) ;) ;D

bingo!!hehehe..if mao jud ang "call" di bah??mao nay gi ingon "kung san ka masaya suportahan ta ka"..hehehe..
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Post by: zulacs on January 11, 2010, 10:53:23 PM
Lisod jud kaau ni labina layo ::) ug duol sad kapoy naa magbantay hehe :o

unsa mani??murag no choice man..hehehe..!magpabilin nlng kag langgod if ingon ani habibi..hehehe..
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Post by: felix on January 11, 2010, 10:55:22 PM
unsa mani??murag no choice man..hehehe..!magpabilin nlng kag langgod if ingon ani habibi..hehehe..
duol raman menteryo sa amoa habibi, if aksyon na kaluya, magpaduol nalang ko para moligid nalang dayon if hapit na kuhaon ang kinabuhi hehe
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 10:59:35 PM
Lisod jud kaau ni labina layo ::) ug duol sad kapoy naa magbantay hehe :o
if u already feel choked in a relationship--then get out of it..or else, patuok diay pod kah?? hehe
seriously (& atleast for meh), if you feel for someone--you don't really feel suffocated with the person coz you actually luv being around him/her..so when u feel like mura nah ka'g binantayan (nah lng), then i don't think u still feel for the other person kay samokan nah man kah. Just be fair to him/her and let him/her go. ;) ;) ;D
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Post by: felix on January 11, 2010, 11:01:10 PM
if u already feel choked in a relationship--then get out of it..or else, patuok diay pod kah?? hehe
seriously (& atleast for meh), if you feel for someone--you don't really feel suffocated with the person coz you actually luv being around him/her..so when u feel like mura nah ka'g binantayan (nah lng), then i don't think u still feel for the other person kay samokan nah man kah. Just be fair to him/her and let him/her go. ;) ;) ;D
well said meg...but it's easier said than done hehe
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 11:01:45 PM
bingo!!hehehe..if mao jud ang "call" di bah??mao nay gi ingon "kung san ka masaya suportahan ta ka"..hehehe..
nagpaabot pah koh sa akong 'calling,' Zulz..murag linya ni sa kombento paingon.hehe btaw--His will be done. ;) ;) ;D
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 11:02:40 PM
well said meg...but it's easier said than done hehe
..but as you said it--it could be done just the same. ;D ;D ;)
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Post by: felix on January 11, 2010, 11:04:04 PM
nagpaabot pah koh sa akong 'calling,' Zulz..murag linya ni sa kombento paingon.hehe btaw--His will be done. ;) ;) ;D
ana jud kay second time around na raba. akong ate akong gisultian una niyang pagkabuntis nga disgrasya na pero nausab naman pud mao ingon ko tinuyuan na niya ;D
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Post by: zulacs on January 11, 2010, 11:04:42 PM
nagpaabot pah koh sa akong 'calling,' Zulz..murag linya ni sa kombento paingon.hehe btaw--His will be done. ;) ;) ;D

ahehehe...!!"ur will be done sad oi"..hehehee..murag sa laing line ko paingon dockie..hehehe..
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Post by: felix on January 11, 2010, 11:05:05 PM
..but as you said it--it could be done just the same. ;D ;D ;)
of course yes hehe
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Post by: zulacs on January 11, 2010, 11:05:35 PM
ana jud kay second time around na raba. akong ate akong gisultian una niyang pagkabuntis nga disgrasya na pero nausab naman pud mao ingon ko tinuyuan na niya ;D

hehehe..best answer jud to..hehehe..!
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Post by: felix on January 11, 2010, 11:08:26 PM
hehehe..best answer jud to..hehehe..!
thanks habibi...
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 11:10:54 PM
ana jud kay second time around na raba. akong ate akong gisultian una niyang pagkabuntis nga disgrasya na pero nausab naman pud mao ingon ko tinuyuan na niya ;D
with meh it's different lix--kung ma-preggie man koh tinuyoan man gyud (regardless if 1st, 2nd or 3rd).hehehe seriously. ;D ;D :P
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 11:11:57 PM
ahehehe...!!"ur will be done sad oi"..hehehee..murag sa laing line ko paingon dockie..hehehe..
next line nah pod tah Zulz--nahuman nah man nah.hehe
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Post by: felix on January 11, 2010, 11:13:05 PM
with meh it's different lix--kung ma-preggie man koh tinuyoan man gyud (regardless if 1st, 2nd or 3rd).hehehe seriously. ;D ;D :P
i know kay kontrolado man..bt im not referring sa preggy, sample lang to. ang akoa sa marriage bah.
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Post by: zulacs on January 11, 2010, 11:13:56 PM
next line nah pod tah Zulz--nahuman nah man nah.hehe
sge..adto na ta sa line 2..heheh.unsay may na adto oi..hehehe..
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 11:17:05 PM
i know kay kontrolado man..bt im not referring sa preggy, sample lang to. ang akoa sa marriage bah.
klaroha nah imo lix kay serious topic bya toh.eheheheh
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 11:17:52 PM
sge..adto na ta sa line 2..heheh.unsay may na adto oi..hehehe..
wa jamo.hehe
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Post by: felix on January 11, 2010, 11:19:03 PM
klaroha nah imo lix kay serious topic bya toh.eheheheh
seryos ko oi, 50 - 50 na gani hehe
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 11:21:10 PM
seryos ko oi, 50 - 50 na gani hehe
being serious means you're all out..as in, 100% (though i know what u mean). :P :P ;D
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Post by: zulacs on January 11, 2010, 11:28:29 PM
seryos ko oi, 50 - 50 na gani hehe
murag nid na ni og CPR dockie,,.hehehe..
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Post by: zulacs on January 11, 2010, 11:29:48 PM
wa jamo.hehe

mura mani og ..spell MOON..ahmm..."dako jamong M,jamo,jamo og N dajun"...jejeje..
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Post by: felix on January 11, 2010, 11:30:01 PM
being serious means you're all out..as in, 100% (though i know what u mean). :P :P ;D
seryos jud ko 110%
murag nid na ni og CPR dockie,,.hehehe..
im a certified life saver habibi..
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Post by: vj on January 11, 2010, 11:30:10 PM
murag nid na ni og CPR dockie,,.hehehe..
patawaga lng sha ug 911 Zulz kay off koh ron.hehe
Title: Re: Marriage with expiration date, anyone?
Post by: zulacs on January 11, 2010, 11:38:53 PM
patawaga lng sha ug 911 Zulz kay off koh ron.hehe

hehehe..naa ba na s aiyang dapit ang 911???hehehe..murag M16 man naa did2..lol..bee right back muna.,..
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Post by: Janet on January 12, 2010, 12:29:28 AM
kabog mo ni dennis rodman kay gikapoy na kuno sha sige marry, divorce, marry, divorce na pud. so naka decide na lang sha to marry himself para wala nay problema. so tubag ni jay leno,  "OMG! if he marries himself, i can't imagine what happens during honeymoon".  tingali mag jackie lou blanco lang sha, hehe.
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Post by: zulacs on January 12, 2010, 01:04:43 AM
kabog mo ni dennis rodman kay gikapoy na kuno sha sige marry, divorce, marry, divorce na pud. so naka decide na lang sha to marry himself para wala nay problema. so tubag ni jay leno,  "OMG! if he marries himself, i can't imagine what happens during honeymoon".  tingali mag jackie lou blanco lang sha, hehe.

omg!samot mo dghang color iyang buhok..hehehe..i remember sa news sa argentina ba to na nagmenyo sya og dog..as in naa jud pastor..hahaha..kay murag sge sya ka BH man guro to..
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Post by: vj on January 12, 2010, 01:59:29 AM
kabog mo ni dennis rodman kay gikapoy na kuno sha sige marry, divorce, marry, divorce na pud. so naka decide na lang sha to marry himself para wala nay problema. so tubag ni jay leno,  "OMG! if he marries himself, i can't imagine what happens during honeymoon".  tingali mag jackie lou blanco lang sha, hehe.
somthing's really off here--i wonder if this guy knows what 'to marry' means.hehe
so what does 'jackie lou blanco' represent, aside from the name itself, ur Higness?? ::) ::) ;)
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Post by: vj on January 12, 2010, 02:01:17 AM
hehehe..naa ba na s aiyang dapit ang 911???hehehe..murag M16 man naa did2..lol..bee right back muna.,..
hehe--awww, i'm sure there's sombody around him to do CPR, Zulz..concerned lageh tah ron huh?? hmmmm..hehehe
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Post by: vj on January 12, 2010, 02:05:58 AM
omg!samot mo dghang color iyang buhok..hehehe..i remember sa news sa argentina ba to na nagmenyo sya og dog..as in naa jud pastor..hahaha..kay murag sge sya ka BH man guro to..
diagnosis: zoophilia (sexual gratification with animals). ;) ;) ;D
Title: Re: Marriage with expiration date, anyone?
Post by: vrglguapo on January 12, 2010, 02:54:53 AM
kabog mo ni dennis rodman kay gikapoy na kuno sha sige marry, divorce, marry, divorce na pud. so naka decide na lang sha to marry himself para wala nay problema. so tubag ni jay leno,  "OMG! if he marries himself, i can't imagine what happens during honeymoon".  tingali mag jackie lou blanco lang sha, hehe.
Mag DIY sex cguro na sya kay usa man lang.. ;D
Title: Re: Marriage with expiration date, anyone?
Post by: Janet on January 12, 2010, 07:45:16 AM
diagnosis: zoophilia (sexual gratification with animals). ;) ;) ;D
or bestiality? he he he
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Post by: felix on January 12, 2010, 07:46:53 AM
or bestiality? he he he
what does it mean hon? kapoy google gud hehe :-*
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Post by: Janet on January 12, 2010, 07:49:41 AM
somthing's really off here--i wonder if this guy knows what 'to marry' means.hehe
so what does 'jackie lou blanco' represent, aside from the name itself, ur Higness?? ::) ::) ;)
jackie lou blanco kauban ni jackie kennedy onassis ug jackie joyner kersee. in short manual hand manipulation he he.
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Post by: Janet on January 12, 2010, 07:53:44 AM
what does it mean hon? kapoy google gud hehe :-*
hala stress ni ha. ahhhmm... doing the animals , yeko na?
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Post by: felix on January 12, 2010, 07:56:28 AM
hala stress ni ha. ahhhmm... doing the animals , yeko na?
aw ok, sorry ha :-\
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Post by: Janet on January 12, 2010, 08:07:34 AM
aw ok, sorry ha :-\
yeko ra hon. nag watch lang ko words kay basin ma dethrone ko tangtangan unya ko corona wala pa raba mahuman akong reign he he.
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Post by: felix on January 12, 2010, 08:09:26 AM
yeko ra hon. nag watch lang ko words kay basin ma dethrone ko tangtangan unya ko corona wala pa raba mahuman akong reign he he.
ah ok, senxa nasad ka hon kay dili man kaau lalom akong voca gud...kinsa man mutangtang? basin lain tangtangun ha hmm
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Post by: Janet on January 12, 2010, 08:14:13 AM
ah ok, senxa nasad ka hon kay dili man kaau lalom akong voca gud...kinsa man mutangtang? basin lain tangtangun ha hmm
ipatangtang na lang kaha jud ni nako para di na magbitay, pak! madayon na jud pagka dethrone ani ha ha!
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Post by: felix on January 12, 2010, 08:14:57 AM
ipatangtang na lang kaha jud ni nako para di na magbitay, pak! madayon na jud pagka dethrone ani ha ha!
adto sa thailand hon para matangtang nah
Title: Re: Marriage with expiration date, anyone?
Post by: Janet on January 12, 2010, 08:23:01 AM
adto sa thailand hon para matangtang nah
adto na lang ko noy inting hon sa banawa, cebu. siya man tig kapon sa mga baktin ug itoy, usa ka adlaw ra. he he
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Post by: felix on January 12, 2010, 08:26:24 AM
adto na lang ko noy inting hon sa banawa, cebu. siya man tig kapon sa mga baktin ug itoy, usa ka adlaw ra. he he
aw mao ba hon? uban unya ko pohon para naa musabwag sa abo
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Post by: Janet on January 12, 2010, 08:33:50 AM
aw mao ba hon? uban unya ko pohon para naa musabwag sa abo
ha ha! cge suroy tika sa amo lugar
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Post by: felix on January 12, 2010, 08:36:05 AM
ha ha! cge suroy tika sa amo lugar
kaso dili man ka muoli... ::)
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Post by: OMG on January 12, 2010, 08:42:24 AM
kaso dili man ka muoli... ::)

love conquers all baya
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Post by: felix on January 12, 2010, 08:44:02 AM
love conquers all baya
sana nga bro love mo ako
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Post by: Janet on January 12, 2010, 08:46:16 AM
kaso dili man ka muoli... ::)
mag agiv2x lang ko sa akong boss para tugtan chenez! ;D
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Post by: felix on January 12, 2010, 08:48:59 AM
mag agiv2x lang ko sa akong boss para tugtan chenez! ;D
huhuhuh pait hon
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Post by: OMG on January 12, 2010, 09:49:55 PM
sana nga bro love mo ako

na in love na ako bro
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Post by: felix on January 12, 2010, 09:54:16 PM
na in love na ako bro
swerte naman nya kung sino sya ::)
Title: Re: Marriage with expiration date, anyone?
Post by: OMG on January 13, 2010, 02:40:31 AM
swerte naman nya kung sino sya ::)

ba't ayaw mo?
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Post by: felix on January 13, 2010, 02:41:39 AM
ba't ayaw mo?
aw ako ba?
Title: Re: Marriage with expiration date, anyone?
Post by: vj on January 13, 2010, 09:19:04 AM
mag agiv2x lang ko sa akong boss para tugtan chenez! ;D
kaya yan! hehe
Title: Re: Marriage with expiration date, anyone?
Post by: aiko on January 13, 2010, 03:22:32 PM
ohh..this is nonsense...wala na lay KASAL n the first place aron walay xpiration date happened..wla na say baptism aron wla nay religion..hayzz.ambot.....  ::)
Title: Re: Marriage with expiration date, anyone?
Post by: tereng on January 13, 2010, 06:24:11 PM
I dated men,I love men & Im not promiscuous -- no doubt about it.

Yet, lookin at the bigger picture, marriage w/ expiration do more good than bad to both parties,mentally & emotionally.This helps each party to stay & maintain a healthier life.

Marriage is a union of two different lives bound to work,live,love life in similar direction (not the same), therefore,something to work-out with EVERY DAY to both parties, respectively.The expiration will help encourage each, to to be on its feet & play the role... rather than to succumb to the conventional and traditional belief that - "anyways-he-is-mine-&-I-am his."..IF things go on smoothly & fine,then contract will be renewed, no problemo.

Its a one helluva life if one is living a life free from exhaustion & mental slavery brought by marriage.  ;)
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Post by: zulacs on January 13, 2010, 06:37:18 PM
I dated men,I love men & Im not promiscuous -- no doubt about it.

Yet, lookin at the bigger picture, marriage w/ expiration do more good than bad to both parties,mentally & emotionally.This helps each party to stay & maintain a healthier life.

Marriage is a union of two different lives bound to work,live,love life in similar direction (not the same), therefore,something to work-out with EVERY DAY to both parties, respectively.The expiration will help encourage each, to to be on its feet & play the role... rather than to succumb to the conventional and traditional belief that - "anyways-he-is-mine-&-I-am hers."..IF things go on smoothly & fine,then contract will be renewed, no problemo.

Its a one helluva life if one is living a life free from exhaustion & mental slavery brought by marriage.  ;)

maka encourage ba Ms.T?di ba hinoon magsalig sila kay they knew it na their marriage will end up this date lang..??so,there's a bigger chance na mangitag lain na"mas labaw" pa sa ilang partner..no nid to renew!and pwede na silang maghanap na naman nang iba..di ba once u enter sa married life,u know its risk..?so, expect the unexpected..

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Post by: tereng on January 13, 2010, 06:55:18 PM
maka encourage ba Ms.T?di ba hinoon magsalig sila kay they knew it na their marriage will end up this date lang..??so,there's a bigger chance na mangitag lain na"mas labaw" pa sa ilang partner..no nid to renew!and pwede na silang maghanap na naman nang iba..di ba once u enter sa married life,u know its risk..?so, expect the unexpected..



...the freedom is two-way-traffic. If men want another relationship, they will do it, regardless.So what difference would it make? This, empowers women Zulz.To look at herself deeply and love herself more....to find happiness within, not necessarily having a man, though I admit it makes a difference to have one. But what if, there's none? :)

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Post by: tereng on January 13, 2010, 06:58:28 PM
Life itself is a risk. Every minute of it, is a risk...it's a risk to smile coz what if I will be ignored?it's a risk to fall in love coz what if I will not be loved back? ... Everything in this world is a risk, not only marriage. :)
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Post by: Janet on January 13, 2010, 07:02:09 PM
kaya yan! hehe
he he thanks doc, nakaya na nako.
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Post by: zulacs on January 13, 2010, 07:32:12 PM
...the freedom is two-way-traffic. If men want another relationship, they will do it, regardless.So what difference would it make? This, empowers women Zulz.To look at herself deeply and love herself more....to find happiness within, not necessarily having a man, though I admit it makes a difference to have one. But what if, there's none?

to find happiness within, not necessarily having a man..

bingo!!pero sabi nga nila.."ok ra if wala but mas maau jud if naa"..hehehee..wat if wala?,..be happy then...if we choose to be single 4ver..live with it.!if lay "ekal"...much better if naay baby..hehehe..
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Post by: zulacs on January 13, 2010, 07:33:50 PM
Life itself is a risk. Every minute of it, is a risk...it's a risk to smile coz what if I will be ignored?it's a risk to fall in love coz what if I will not be loved back? ... Everything in this world is a risk, not only marriage. :)

yeah..everything in this world is a risk..but entering into married life is a happy risk..hehehe..
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Post by: tereng on January 13, 2010, 08:59:31 PM
To have a baby is also a risk, it is a risk to meet the responsibility as a norturing responsible parent.There are millions of children in the world who need homes, love , who r on the streets, abused, bec of irresponsible parents...to be a parent is easier said than done.To be a parent needs psychological preparation too,not just financial.

.... More than anything else, a baby is a blessing. ;)
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Post by: Mr. Boombastic on January 14, 2010, 01:33:27 PM
yeah..everything in this world is a risk..but entering into married life is a happy risk..hehehe..


lami man ang married life  ;D...........................sa sugod :o ;)
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Post by: zulacs on January 15, 2010, 12:01:23 AM

lami man ang married life  ;D...........................sa sugod :o ;)

hahaha..y u said so??naka experienced naka boom?hehee
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Post by: vj on January 15, 2010, 01:50:00 AM
lami man ang married life  ;D...........................sa sugod :o ;)
hahaha..y u said so??naka experienced naka boom?hehee
..before he got reincarnated.hehe
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Post by: vj on January 15, 2010, 01:52:51 AM
yeah..everything in this world is a risk..but entering into married life is a happy risk..hehehe..
hehe--a risk is a risk..and being so, there's ambivalence..whether one will be happy--or sad, that's the risk he/she has to take. ;) ;) ;D..but i luv ur optimism, Zulz. ;) ;) :-*
Title: Re: Marriage with expiration date, anyone?
Post by: tereng on January 17, 2010, 05:11:43 PM
yeah..everything in this world is a risk..but entering into married life is a happy risk..hehehe..




The synonymous of life is RISK.A life w/o risk is not a life at all.The kind of risk one takes shapes one's life... the more risk one takes,the greater glory it is in the opposite axis of life.
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Post by: zulacs on January 17, 2010, 08:08:01 PM
..before he got reincarnated.hehe
ahehehe...well,basin sad dockie noh?hehehe..
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Post by: zulacs on January 17, 2010, 08:09:08 PM
hehe--a risk is a risk..and being so, there's ambivalence..whether one will be happy--or sad, that's the risk he/she has to take. ;) ;) ;D..but i luv ur optimism, Zulz. ;) ;) :-*
ahehehe,,char-char epek..!ana man jud nang "on d way" pa dockie..hehehe..aron sad gnahan bah..hehehe...
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Post by: zulacs on January 17, 2010, 08:09:38 PM



The synonymous of life is RISK.A life w/o risk is not a life at all.The kind of risk one takes shapes one's life... the more risk one takes,the greater glory it is in the opposite axis of life.
bingo!!! ;D ;D
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Post by: felix on January 17, 2010, 08:10:14 PM
kaminyoon naka habibi? ;D
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Post by: zulacs on January 17, 2010, 08:12:52 PM
kaminyoon naka habibi? ;D
waaaaaaaaaaaahhh..dili apo oi..ikaw una habibi...hehehe..
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Post by: felix on January 17, 2010, 08:14:16 PM
waaaaaaaaaaaahhh..dili apo oi..ikaw una habibi...hehehe..
dili ko habibi..tigulang nako
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Post by: zulacs on January 17, 2010, 08:15:52 PM
dili ko habibi..tigulang nako

hehehe..dili pa oi..!pwedng pwede pa..angs abihin mo la pay menyoan..hehehe..
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Post by: felix on January 17, 2010, 08:16:57 PM
hehehe..dili pa oi..!pwedng pwede pa..angs abihin mo la pay menyoan..hehehe..
naay daghan pero hadlok...
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Post by: zulacs on January 17, 2010, 08:19:24 PM
naay daghan pero hadlok...

hehehe..y karon paka mahadlok man???
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Post by: felix on January 17, 2010, 08:19:51 PM
hehehe..y karon paka mahadlok man???
layo man ko habibi
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Post by: zulacs on January 17, 2010, 08:23:07 PM
layo man ko habibi

hmmmm..salig lang gud ayaw laum..hehehe..!btaw,sad habibi...pilia lang nang tarong gud..hehehe..
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Post by: felix on January 17, 2010, 08:23:44 PM
hmmmm..salig lang gud ayaw laum..hehehe..!btaw,sad habibi...pilia lang nang tarong gud..hehehe..
murag lisod na karon habibi
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Post by: zulacs on January 17, 2010, 08:24:27 PM
murag lisod na karon habibi

hmmmm..unsa nimo pagkabawo kung lisod if dili ka mo try..hehehe..
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Post by: felix on January 17, 2010, 08:25:00 PM
hmmmm..unsa nimo pagkabawo kung lisod if dili ka mo try..hehehe..
i did :o
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Post by: zulacs on January 17, 2010, 08:26:41 PM
i did :o
u did??u mean namenyo naka or mi propose pa lang?
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Post by: felix on January 17, 2010, 08:28:58 PM
u did??u mean namenyo naka or mi propose pa lang?
uyab pa gud...
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Post by: zulacs on January 17, 2010, 08:29:39 PM
uyab pa gud...
aw...!unya,la nagwork?gipulihan ka habibi?
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Post by: felix on January 17, 2010, 08:31:41 PM
aw...!unya,la nagwork?gipulihan ka habibi?
long story habibi...mao lisod jud ng lagyo..daghang hindrance jud...
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Post by: zulacs on January 17, 2010, 08:32:41 PM
long story habibi...mao lisod jud ng lagyo..daghang hindrance jud...

make it short nlng..hehehe..!!ma duol, ma lau di ba same lang habibi??hehehe...
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Post by: felix on January 17, 2010, 08:34:00 PM
make it short nlng..hehehe..!!ma duol, ma lau di ba same lang habibi??hehehe...
same pero atleast presence man gud make it stronger..if yearly lang mo kita..hahaysss hirap
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Post by: zulacs on January 17, 2010, 08:35:11 PM
same pero atleast presence man gud make it stronger..if yearly lang mo kita..hahaysss hirap

hahaysss!!unya,la namo ron..wat man angay buhaton?
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Post by: felix on January 17, 2010, 08:39:23 PM
hahaysss!!unya,la namo ron..wat man angay buhaton?
matagal ng wala...for me wala ng dapat gawin. kung sino andun, yun na. ganun lang
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Post by: zulacs on January 17, 2010, 08:41:03 PM
matagal ng wala...for me wala ng dapat gawin. kung sino andun, yun na. ganun lang

hmmm..aw,zero balance diay sad ka habibi?hehehe..
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Post by: felix on January 17, 2010, 08:44:22 PM
hmmm..aw,zero balance diay sad ka habibi?hehehe..
hehehe, naa gud unta daghan kung gustuhon lang...4 now wala jud commitment...
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Post by: zulacs on January 17, 2010, 08:46:39 PM
hehehe, naa gud unta daghan kung gustuhon lang...4 now wala jud commitment...

hmmmm..aw,hinoon sad..!hehehe..
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Post by: felix on January 17, 2010, 08:48:08 PM
hmmmm..aw,hinoon sad..!hehehe..
sabot sabot nalang habibi. mao nalang sa jud...
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Post by: zulacs on January 17, 2010, 08:50:28 PM
sabot sabot nalang habibi. mao nalang sa jud...

hehehe..work mode na ko habibi..ingat
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Post by: felix on January 17, 2010, 08:50:53 PM
hehehe..work mode na ko habibi..ingat
sige, thanks habibi..tc din ;D
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Post by: vj on January 18, 2010, 01:21:37 PM
ahehehe...well,basin sad dockie noh?hehehe..
ahehehe,,char-char epek..!ana man jud nang "on d way" pa dockie..hehehe..aron sad gnahan bah..hehehe...

u got it Zulz--the proverbial 'pauli nah koh, padulong pah moh'. ;D ;D ;)
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Post by: OMG on March 23, 2010, 12:25:33 PM
naexpiered na gyud ni
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Post by: mike laurence88 on March 23, 2010, 10:47:54 PM
dina kapugngan ang expiration date
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Post by: OMG on March 24, 2010, 04:51:37 PM
dina kapugngan ang expiration date

hapit na man unta bro mike
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Post by: mike laurence88 on March 25, 2010, 08:49:17 PM
ato sa e amend
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Post by: OMG on March 26, 2010, 04:12:53 AM
ato sa e amend

sayang lang gyud kung asa na to sya
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Post by: Mr. Boombastic on March 26, 2010, 09:36:39 AM
dili na gyud ma consumated ang marriage ani....kay nagkagubot na....LOL
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Post by: zulacs on March 26, 2010, 10:01:13 AM
dili na gyud ma consumated ang marriage ani....kay nagkagubot na....LOL

yaw tawon mo pagsulti against sa marriage kay naay masakitan.ahehhe
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Post by: OMG on March 26, 2010, 10:47:14 AM
dili na gyud ma consumated ang marriage ani....kay nagkagubot na....LOL

nagkagubot?

yaw tawon mo pagsulti against sa marriage kay naay masakitan.ahehhe

maasakitan?
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Post by: Mr. Boombastic on March 26, 2010, 11:43:38 AM
yaw tawon mo pagsulti against sa marriage kay naay masakitan.ahehhe


hala ka .. naa diay masakita ani ron....hahahah...kataw-i na lang oi....naa na bitaw annulment or divorce..hahahha
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Post by: Mr. Boombastic on March 26, 2010, 11:47:53 AM
nagkagubot?

maasakitan?


hmm..di inaasahan mga pangyayari subalit nagkakahiwalay...ganon lang talaga ang buhay Mr. Admin.....life is full of suprises....LOL!....dili puede mag emote kay dili angay...hahahah
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Post by: OMG on March 26, 2010, 01:52:04 PM

hmm..di inaasahan mga pangyayari subalit nagkakahiwalay...ganon lang talaga ang buhay Mr. Admin.....life is full of suprises....LOL!....dili puede mag emote kay dili angay...hahahah

expected man gyud na sa marriage at yan ang sabi ng karamihan
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Post by: Mr. Boombastic on March 26, 2010, 02:25:55 PM
expected man gyud na sa marriage at yan ang sabi ng karamihan


tama gyud ka Mr. Admin...i've been there, and i assure you the second time around it would be forever... ;)
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Post by: OMG on March 26, 2010, 04:36:04 PM

tama gyud ka Mr. Admin...i've been there, and i assure you the second time around it would be forever... ;)

parang sureness kana talaga huh, maimagine ko lang na you think of her everyday and can't wait to go home again sa araw ng Pasko
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Post by: zulacs on April 04, 2010, 09:11:22 PM

hala ka .. naa diay masakita ani ron....hahahah...kataw-i na lang oi....naa na bitaw annulment or divorce..hahahha

aw abi ko huhuhu ang reaction ani.... ;D ;D