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Title: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: juan on February 16, 2010, 05:16:52 PM
"Hear ye! Hear ye!
Brethren, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of Virgin Willy and Lola Tereng in the holy sacrament of matrimony.
Anyone who opposes this marriage, speak now or forever hold your piece."
 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Stop laughing! This is a solemn sacrosanct ceremony. They are about to pronounce their sacred vow. The sanctification of their conjugal love.
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: tereng on February 16, 2010, 07:27:17 PM
Juan,thanks but no thanks.Willy is a good catch for lunch,but have enough on my table.Yo may be a good catch too but Im starting to practice Hindu diet now. Definitely, no bad meats for me.

Good day, Juan. ;)
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: DonFormilleza on February 16, 2010, 07:43:20 PM
hello tereng..how r u? :)
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: tereng on February 16, 2010, 07:48:50 PM
hello tereng..how r u? :)


I'm good.Thank you Don.
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: DonFormilleza on February 16, 2010, 07:52:57 PM

I'm good.Thank you Don.

welcome!..Nice to hear that ur doin good, and hopefully for always.
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: vj on February 16, 2010, 07:54:43 PM
"Hear ye! Hear ye!
Brethren, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of Virgin Willy and Lola Tereng in the holy sacrament of matrimony.
Anyone who opposes this marriage, speak now or forever hold your piece."
 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
..you mean peace?? WOW--bilib nah gyud koh sa high IQ.LOL
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: tereng on February 16, 2010, 07:56:14 PM
..you mean peace?? WOW--bilib nah gyud koh sa high IQ.LOL



Hehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: vj on February 16, 2010, 07:58:42 PM
Juan,thanks but no thanks.Willy is a good catch for lunch,but have enough on my table.You may be a good catch too but Im starting to practice Hindu diet now. Definitely, no bad meats for me.
Good day, Juan. ;)
i understand how u feel Tereng--especially towards bad Aussie kangaroo meat.LOL
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: zulacs on February 17, 2010, 04:44:58 PM
i understand how u feel Tereng--especially towards bad Aussie kangaroo meat.LOL


::)
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: tereng on February 17, 2010, 05:32:58 PM
"Hear ye! Hear ye!
Brethren, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of Virgin Willy and Lola Tereng in the holy sacrament of matrimony.
Anyone who opposes this marriage, speak now or forever hold your piece."
 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Stop laughing! This is a solemn sacrosanct ceremony. They are about to pronounce their sacred vow. The sanctification of their conjugal love.




hhmmm, Projection (defense mechanism).. if I know Juan you like me ... you admire me.And, its you who wanted to be in the place. I understand it Juan, worry not.Im too old in this world not to observe it....

You're not alone Juan...so, dont feel embarassed. However, i dont feel like marrying at this time.Im for older men who are more stable, emotionally & mentally ---- but,sad I didnt find that in you. Senility???  ;D

Good day, Juan.
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: tereng on February 17, 2010, 05:40:45 PM
i understand how u feel Tereng--especially towards bad Aussie kangaroo meat.LOL




Im planning to go to Africa this year, planning to experience to eat some "clean" monkey brains..... but God, not the wormy Aussie kangaroo brains....eeewww!
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: zulacs on February 17, 2010, 06:29:19 PM


Im planning to go to Africa this year, planning to experience to eat some "clean" monkey brains..... but God, not the wormy Aussie kangaroo brains....eeewww!

hahahahahaha...i love this!strike one....hahahaha...
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: vj on February 17, 2010, 06:34:53 PM

Anyone who opposes this marriage, speak now or forever hold your piece."
 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
..you mean peace?? WOW--bilib nah gyud koh sa high IQ.LOL
Hehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mao nah ni ron--hasn't learned thru all those 60somthin years huh??  ;D ;D :o ..that kung daghan sulti--daghan gyud sayop.LOL
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: vj on February 17, 2010, 06:36:24 PM

Stop laughing! This is a solemn sacrosanct ceremony. They are about to pronounce their sacred vow. The sanctification of their conjugal love.
(we promise) we'll stop laughing--if you stop being funny. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: vj on February 17, 2010, 06:42:59 PM
Im planning to go to Africa this year, planning to experience to eat some "clean" monkey brains..... but God, not the wormy Aussie kangaroo brains....eeewww!
hehe--and don't forget to pick younger brains, Tereng..and not just som 60somthin-yr old ones sa kilid2x, coz it won't be worth contracting Creutzfeldt-Jacob's. ;) ;) ;D
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: tereng on February 17, 2010, 07:36:49 PM
I remember this is the old man who described me as a wild Amazon somewhere in other thread. Hhhmmmm, tsk, tsk...so primitive for a term but understandable considering whose mouth this came from....fr a delusionary old patient in a rinky-dinky Aussie nursing home.Running out of Seroquel and Prozac,old Poppa? Lol.....
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: vj on February 17, 2010, 07:42:01 PM
I remember this is the old man who described me as a wild Amazon somewhere in other thread. Hhhmmmm, tsk, tsk...so primitive for a term but understandable considering which mouth this came from....fr a delusionary old patient in a rinky-dinky Aussie nursing home.Running out of Seroquel and Prozac,old Poppa? Lol.....
haha--or maybe sundowning..or too agitated that NH staff has to put him on restraints?? hmmmm..probably why he's not here right now. LOL
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: tereng on February 17, 2010, 07:52:42 PM
haha--or maybe sundowning..or too agitated that NH staff has to put him on restraints?? hmmmm..probably why he's not here right now. LOL

With mittens or restraints on??? Poor old man,how one can manipulate computer keys?!!!! Anyways, old Juan...behave a little bit coz restraints have 15 mins time-off for reassessment of circulation ....we miss you already, 15 mins is enough to log-in to MG.... :-X

we understand Juan.we are licensed health professionals.
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: vj on February 23, 2010, 01:49:33 AM
hhmmm, Projection (defense mechanism).. if I know Juan you like me ... you admire me.And, its you who wanted to be in the place. I understand it Juan, worry not.Im too old in this world not to observe it....
You're not alone Juan...so, dont feel embarassed. However, i dont feel like marrying at this time.Im for older men who are more stable, emotionally & mentally ---- but,sad I didnt find that in you. Senility???  ;D
Good day, Juan.

Tereng, whenever i see patients coming in with ED--for some reason, manong Juan comes to mind.  ;D ;D ;D
Sa physical aspect pah lng, wla nah..so nevermind emotionally, mentally, etc.LOL
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: john on February 23, 2010, 02:35:36 AM
(we promise) we'll stop laughing--if you stop being funny. ;D ;D ;D
:-X :-X :-X :'( :'(
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: sutukil on July 24, 2010, 05:37:44 AM
I remember this is the old man who described me as a wild Amazon somewhere in other thread. Hhhmmmm, tsk, tsk...so primitive for a term but understandable considering whose mouth this came from....fr a delusionary old patient in a rinky-dinky Aussie nursing home.Running out of Seroquel and Prozac,old Poppa? Lol.....

klaro man sa nawong nimo amazona ka
Title: Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Post by: juan on October 01, 2011, 09:39:57 PM
"Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest."
- Helen Rowland
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: juan on October 19, 2011, 12:44:53 AM
Now, back to this thread. Where are my myriad of fans, felix? ??? >:( ;D ;)
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: Mr. Boombastic on October 20, 2011, 11:25:04 AM
klaro man sa nawong nimo amazona ka


grabe ang pagka comment ani....grabeng kalagot bai...:)
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: juan on October 21, 2011, 07:55:15 PM
grabe ang pagka comment ani....grabeng kalagot bai...:)
ang sweet nyo talaga dito ni Tereng

(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn3/BoholBizz/Evadores%20At%20AlbertKaye/DSC00019.jpg?t=1257385609)

(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn3/BoholBizz/Evadores%20At%20AlbertKaye/DSC00022.jpg?t=1257385654)

(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn3/BoholBizz/Evadores%20At%20AlbertKaye/DSC00023.jpg?t=1257385694)
They’re divorced. You’re sold out. Isn’t this the right time for felix to make his move? Before that poor bloke commits sepukko? Tingalig ma-unhan sya ni skipper? ???
Felix! What are you waiting for?  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: juan on October 22, 2011, 08:07:10 PM
klaro man sa nawong nimo amazona ka
grabe ang pagka comment ani....grabeng kalagot bai...:)
Tingala btao ko ani. Joined 1 yr before me. Panagsa ra kaau sya nag-login. Pero naka-comment og ingon ani. Vehemently attacking against her inspite of the overwhelming support for her. Sya ra ba gyong usa. ???

Anybody knows who he/she is?
:)
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: juan on October 22, 2011, 08:10:44 PM
klaro man sa nawong nimo amazona ka
Dunno who you are, mate. But thanks for supporting me. My apology for not giving you this courtesy outright. For obvious reasons, intensely dislike going thru this thread. Just came here by happenstance. :) ;)
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: felix on October 22, 2011, 09:19:12 PM
They’re divorced. You’re sold out. Isn’t this the right time for felix to make his move? Before that poor bloke commits sepukko? Tingalig ma-unhan sya ni skipper? ???
Felix! What are you waiting for?  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



wala naman si Tereng mang Juan lolz
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: juan on October 23, 2011, 06:20:11 PM
wala naman si Tereng mang Juan lolz
Must admit amazed this gypsy was able to drag so many to her support! Gi-lumai tingali. Hehehe. Love potion #9? Lupigan ang black magic ni Babat. ;D ;)
I’ve always thought Siquijor black magic best in the world? ???  :) ;)
 
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: felix on October 23, 2011, 09:32:19 PM
Must admit amazed this gypsy was able to drag so many to her support! Gi-lumai tingali. Hehehe. Love potion #9? Lupigan ang black magic ni Babat. ;D ;)
I’ve always thought Siquijor black magic best in the world? ???  :) ;)
 
mao ba? mao diay wala na
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: juan on October 23, 2011, 09:45:26 PM
mao ba? mao diay wala na
Nawaa sad kag dugai. Abi nako nagtanan kau. ;D :D :) ;)
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: felix on October 23, 2011, 09:50:27 PM
Nawaa sad kag dugai. Abi nako nagtanan kau. ;D :D :) ;)
kanindot kaha no? lolz
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: juan on October 24, 2011, 01:19:57 AM
kanindot kaha no? lolz
Wonder how much was in it for them. So aggressive.

Judging from her looks, must have been good looking in her younger years. From behaviour and action, won’t be surprised if of rich Chinese descent. Aristocratic family. Strict parents. Mao ng wa jyud magminyo. Had Chinese female relatives like that. Wa jyud magminyo.
Very common for rich in Phil to look down on the poor. Even now. Note that skipper has slant eyes. Most likely, puti-on. Wow legs! Hehehe.  No wonder, she mingled with his group.
Historically, the Spaniards called the poor Filipinos “indios”.
For many Mexicans, "indio" is a racist/classist insult. Indigenous peoples in Mexico are generally at the bottom of the economic and social ladder, and native people generally have darker skin than people with European and mixed ancestry. So for many people, to call someone "indio" is to say that they are dirty, uneducated, poor, dark-skinned... in short, undesirable.
Same in the Phil. With qualifications, though.
In certain places however, and among certain people, the term "indio" can be used very affectionately when there is a friendship established. Usually this refers to someone who is darker in complexion or has long hair or a somewhat bohemian appearance or lifestyle, but not always. But you have to be very careful because if the context is not clearly friendly, it can also be taken questionably or as an insult.

The proper term, like the Aus aborigine, is indigenous people.
 :) ;)
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: felix on October 24, 2011, 01:22:54 AM
mao ba? wala ko kabalo man
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: juan on October 24, 2011, 01:26:38 AM
mao ba? wala ko kabalo man
I think datu. So, what are you waiting for. Hehehe. :) ;)
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: felix on October 24, 2011, 02:29:41 AM
I think datu. So, what are you waiting for. Hehehe. :) ;)
dili ko oi kung sige rako ug kulirahon lolz
Title: Reply to felix
Post by: juan on October 24, 2011, 10:20:48 AM
Ba't ayao mo? Magkaroon ka ng isang sugar mommy. You don't have to be in Saudi anymore.
Yes, indeed! It's a very lucrative option. Get aggressive Willy to be your bogao. Hahahahaha.
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: felix on October 24, 2011, 08:56:39 PM
Ba't ayao mo? Magkaroon ka ng isang sugar mommy. You don't have to be in Saudi anymore.
Yes, indeed! It's a very lucrative option. Get aggressive Willy to be your bogao. Hahahahaha.
not my style Mang Juan...ikaw nalang
Title: Reply to felix
Post by: juan on October 24, 2011, 09:36:02 PM
Change your style, mate. Stay healthy. Avoid friends who are tired of living. Hehehe.
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: felix on October 24, 2011, 09:39:52 PM
Change your style, mate. Stay healthy. Avoid friends who are tired of living. Hehehe.
i'm healthy both mind, body & spirit Mang Juan...
Title: Since the death instinct exists in the heart of everything that lives, since we
Post by: juan on October 24, 2011, 11:07:42 PM
“Since the death instinct exists in the heart of everything that lives, since we suffer from trying to repress it, since everything that lives longs for rest, let us unfasten the ties that bind us to life, let us cultivate our death wish, let us develop it, water it like a plant, let it grow unhindered. Suffering and fear are born from the repression of the death wish.”  :) ;)
- Eugene Ionesco
 
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: OMG on October 25, 2011, 02:44:56 PM
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/297228_10150323655991277_672766276_8383945_1271984135_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: Mr. Boombastic on October 25, 2011, 06:03:42 PM
Must admit amazed this gypsy was able to drag so many to her support! Gi-lumai tingali. Hehehe. Love potion #9? Lupigan ang black magic ni Babat. ;D ;)
I’ve always thought Siquijor black magic best in the world? ???  :) ;)
 


hahahha....lisod na malumay ta
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: OMG on October 25, 2011, 07:22:15 PM

hahahha....lisod na malumay ta

wala gyud ko mosulay ana boom ;D
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: juan on October 25, 2011, 08:08:18 PM
wala gyud ko mosulay ana boom ;D
Really? ??? You say it best when you say nothing at all. ;D ;)
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: juan on October 25, 2011, 08:24:09 PM
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/297228_10150323655991277_672766276_8383945_1271984135_n.jpg)
If you mean my “relationship” with her, heaven’s forbid!!!!! :o ;)
Btao, curious jyud kaau ko how much money was involved. Always boils down to almighty $. Did they really think that little farce they created could fool me?  ??? Hehehe.
:) ;)
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: felix on October 25, 2011, 09:25:35 PM
hahaha
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: OMG on October 25, 2011, 10:47:29 PM
they are nobody
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: Mr. Boombastic on October 26, 2011, 12:16:14 PM
wala gyud ko mosulay ana boom ;D


pagamita ko sa imong Manyika daw beh...mo sulay ko hihihih
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: Mr. Boombastic on October 26, 2011, 12:16:50 PM
they are nobody

nobody but u:)
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: OMG on October 26, 2011, 12:26:41 PM

pagamita ko sa imong Manyika daw beh...mo sulay ko hihihih

himuan na lang tika ;D
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: juan on October 26, 2011, 05:32:56 PM
hahahha....lisod na malumay ta
wala gyud ko mosulay ana boom ;D
Gilumai nako kaniadto. Immune nako. Mao ng wa jyud ko madala. That was their mistake. They didn’t know ex- is from Siquijor.  ;D ;D ;D
Now, to refresh memory. Vaguely recall Dawg came home from work noticing a truckload(hehehe) of baluts at his doorstep. Compliments from a gypsy. Later, a thred “Dawg meets Tereng”. Then, a pissing contest vs Dawg. Oh, yeah, Dawg was jumpin’ up and down; kickin’ and buckin’ like a mad bull. Then, disappeared from this site for quite a while. ;D ;)
The truckload of lumai didn’t work! Why? Ahhhh! Now, me know. Dawg spent time in the middle east. Must have obtained an antidote taken from the tombs of the pharaohs. Made Dawg impervious to her charm. Hehehe. ;)
So, they biglang-liko the pissing contest bandwagon vs me. And you know how it went.
 ;D :D :) ;)
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: OMG on October 26, 2011, 05:34:08 PM
let's just spread breast and lung cancer awareness

Breast Cancer Awareness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGJ7HMrg6XQ#)
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: juan on October 27, 2011, 05:41:59 PM
they are nobody
Correction! They’re “somebodies”. Aren’t they giving you nightmares? Don’t you wake up in the middle of the night after having “wet dreams”?  ;D
Gotta stay on the line and find that peace of mind, mate. ;)
C'est la vie :) ;)
Happened to me so many Xs, na-immune nako. Hehehe. :) ;)
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: OMG on October 27, 2011, 05:45:32 PM
Correction! They’re “somebodies”. Aren’t they giving you nightmares? Don’t you wake up in the middle of the night after having “wet dreams”?  ;D
Gotta stay on the line and find that peace of mind, mate. ;)
Happened to me so many Xs, na-immune nako. Hehehe. :) ;)

if you don't talked about them,they just go away and fade, they don't deserve to be here in the first place after being ungrateful to us
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: juan on October 27, 2011, 06:05:17 PM
That’s why me is wondering why they’re persisting. Must be lots of $ in it. Waddya reckon, mate? Should me give in na lang? To have that peace of mind? ???
Heavens forbid!!!!!
;D  ;)
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: OMG on October 27, 2011, 06:08:27 PM
persistent to be loved and accepted again, such users
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: juan on October 28, 2011, 05:04:06 PM
persistent to be loved and accepted again, such users

User? ??? Gi-unsa man sya paggamit nya? Lami ba kaau? Bantog ra! Gilumai diai sya!  ;D ;)
OMG! Unsa na man diai sya karon? Used toy or hand-me-down or leftover? Tsk3X! ;)
Mao toi halandumon kaagi sa iyang kinabuhi.
 ;D :D :) ;)

Suerte jyud ko for living down under. MG sheilas! Best to choose me. Virgin na virgin pa. Pure and chaste.
Aron mo makatagamtam sa katam-is sa akong kahoyang. Makapahimulos sa akong kaputli.  ;D ;) Ayao lang kog budhi-i, ha? Hehehe. ;)
But you have to be good at seducing me. ‘coz me so timid&scared&shy. Very strong inferiority complex. Dat’s bcoz me has a huuuge amount of love. :-[ Sana hindi magkaroon ng “SIZE TOO BIG” error!
;D ;D ;D :) ;)
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: juan on October 29, 2011, 07:03:31 PM
“Women have curious ways of hurting someone else. They hurt themselves instead; or else they do it so the guy doesn't even know he's been hurt until much later. Then he finds out. Then his dick falls off.”   ;D :D :) ;)
- Margaret Atwood, Der blinde Mörder / The Blind Assassin
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: felix on October 29, 2011, 09:11:42 PM
wewwww
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: juan on December 17, 2011, 05:37:13 PM
wala naman si Tereng mang Juan lolz
But the legacy remains! Gotta keep it alive ... for posterity. ;D :D :) ;)
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: juan on December 17, 2011, 05:39:04 PM
kanindot kaha no? lolz
Admittar! You really have no taste. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: OMG on December 18, 2011, 01:09:22 AM
tik tak tik tak tok
Title: Re: Wedding Bells for Willy and Tereng
Post by: juan on August 21, 2012, 03:05:46 AM
But the legacy remains! Gotta keep it alive ... for posterity. ;D :D :) ;)
Anong balita dito? ??? Divorce na, hindi pa? ??? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D