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FOOD AND DRINKS / Cherry a nice crisp with a sweet tang
« on: January 02, 2010, 07:13:31 PM »
Cherry a nice crisp with a sweet tang eaten is pretty Awesome. Just like we had
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PHILIPPINE SHOWBIZ / Live in Concert - Joey Albert Nov 14 2009 at Lynceum, Castle Hill RSL
« on: November 15, 2009, 02:47:37 AM »
She very pretty.
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PARTY PARTY PARTY / The Philippine Australian Sports and Culture NSW - 21st Annual
« on: October 19, 2009, 01:20:03 AM »
Sydney Fiesta Kultura Sunday,18 October 2009
Guest: Jericho Rosales, Dingdong Avanzado, Rachel Alejandro
Guest: Jericho Rosales, Dingdong Avanzado, Rachel Alejandro
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SPORTS IN GENERAL / Adventure Quest Paintball Skirmish
« on: October 13, 2009, 01:52:13 AM »
"Paintball, without doubt, is one of Australia's most exciting sports".
only two words to describe that day..... AWESOME n FUN
only two words to describe that day..... AWESOME n FUN
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BREAKING NEWS / Australia donates AUD 3M for Philippines project
« on: September 20, 2009, 04:55:58 AM »
Aug. 22, 2009. Manila. The Australian donate PHP123 million (AUD 3M) to finance project that will give strength to the country’s ability to adapt to climate change.
Australia ambassador Rod Smith said the Philippines is among Asian countries most vulnerable to the effects of climate change. With funds being made available, various government and non-government agencies will be able to implement project such “Improving Disaster Risk Reduction Knowledge Management System,” among many others.
The announcement was made during the 13th Asia Pacific Policy Forum at the Renaissance Hotel in Makati city. Smith added that “while natural disasters cannot be avoided, we can now significantly reduce the exposure and vulnerability of our people by increasing their knowledge and understanding of natural hazards.”
Australia ambassador Rod Smith said the Philippines is among Asian countries most vulnerable to the effects of climate change. With funds being made available, various government and non-government agencies will be able to implement project such “Improving Disaster Risk Reduction Knowledge Management System,” among many others.
The announcement was made during the 13th Asia Pacific Policy Forum at the Renaissance Hotel in Makati city. Smith added that “while natural disasters cannot be avoided, we can now significantly reduce the exposure and vulnerability of our people by increasing their knowledge and understanding of natural hazards.”
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FUN GAMES WITH YOUR FRIENDS / Bihira lang ito kaya tawa muna: "Yaya"
« on: September 07, 2009, 03:47:36 AM »
1.Yaya buys food at McDo.
Crew: “Dito niyo na po ba kakainin?”
Yaya: “Puwede sa table?”
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2. Kid: “Yaya look, boats!”
Yaya: “Dows are not boats, dey’re yachts.”
Kid: “Yaya, spell yachts?”
Yaya: “Yor rayt, dey are boats.”
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3. Woman carrying sick baby enters doctor’s office.
Doc: “Bottlefed?”
Woman: “ Brea - stfed po.”
(Doctors squeezes woman’s breasts repeatedly)
Doc: “Ayan ang problema, wala kang gatas, eh.”
Woman: “Yaya lang po ako doc! Yaya!”
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4. The eggs that yaya bought turned out to be rotten.
She stormed back to the grocery and told the vendor:
“Manong, ang baho ng itlog niyo!”
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5. My mom asked our yaya to buy Inquirer and Star.
Our yaya came back and said: “Ma’am, wala pong Inquirer
kaya bumili nalang po ako ng dalawang Star!”
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6. Yaya: “Huhuhu…”
Ate: “O, bakit ka umiiyak?”
Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”
Ate: “Eh bakit ka ba tinitighiyawat?”
Yaya: “Kasi po di ako makatulog sa gabi.”
Ate: “O, bakit ka di makatulog?”
Yaya: “Kasi po may pinoproblema ako…”
Ate: “Ano naman ang pinoproblema mo?”
Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”
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7. (Earlier) Mom: “Yaya, lagay mo yung pesto sa ref!”
(Later) Son: “Yaya, nakita mo PS2 ko?”
Yaya: “Nasa ref, pinalagay ng mama mo!”
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8. Just now my maid burned a hole in my uniform.
I angrily asked her, “Paano mo naman nasunog to?”
She answered: “Secret!”
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9. After watching a movie, our yaya blurted out :
“Ang pangit naman, happy ending!”
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10. Sir: “Yaya, gawa mo ko ng kape. Yung decaf ha!”
Yaya: “Siyempre naman, alangan namang de-baso!”
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11. Mom: “Yaya, magluto ka na pag-alis ko ha!”
Yaya: “Ano po lulutuin ko?”
Mom: “It’s up to you.”
(During dinner) Mom: “Yaya, bakit ketsup at tuyo ang ulam?”
Yaya: “Diba nung tinanong ko kayo kung anong lulutuin ko,
sabi niyo, ‘kitsup tuyo’!”
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12. Our neighbor’s yaya: “Junjun, chew your mouth!”
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13. Our yaya sa sari-sari store: “Miss isang Coke in can
at isang Sprite na Coke in can…”
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14. SIR: “Inday, si sir mo to, nabangga kotse ko & I need cash!”
INDAY: “Aru, dugo-dugo gang ka no?”
SIR: “Gaga! Si sir mo talaga to!”
INDAY: “Gago ka rin! Si sir ang tawag sa kin…capceyk…”
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15. I once asked my yaya where the Netherlands is located.
She answered: “Diba dun nakatira si Peter Pan?”
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16. “O yaya, bakit ka umiiyak?”
Yaya: “Ati, sabi kasi ng duktor, tatanggalan ako ng butlig!”
Ate: “Eh yun lang pala eh! Bakit ka umiiyak?”
Yaya: “Buti kung one lig lang, eh kung butlig, wala na kong ligs!”
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17. We saw our yaya staring intently at the orange juice bottle.
Sabi namin: “Yaya, anong ginagawa mo?”
Yaya: “Shhh! Nakalagay sa bote, ‘concentrate’…”
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18. Neighbor’s yaya telling her ward to climb down the stairs:
“Down to earth! Down to earth!”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
19. My mom was going to buy our yaya a transistor radio.
Before my mom left the house, our yaya said,
“Ma’am, ang kunin niyo yung Ilokano ang salita ha!”
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20. We paid for the tuition fee of our yaya’s son.
So one day I was reviewing him: “The Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun.
Ano ang katabi ng Mercury?” His mom, our yaya, answered:
“Parang Watson’s Drug yata…”
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21. Sir: “Yaya, natanggal mo yung mantsa sa barong ko?”
Yaya: “Opo! Tanggal na tanggal!”
Sir: “Good! Anong pinang-tanggal mo?”
Yaya: “Gunting, kuya! Gunting!”
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22. Yaya to tricycle driver: “Magkano sa City Hall?”
Driver: “Ikaw lang?”
Yaya: “Ay bakit, hindi ka sasama?”
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23. (Si Kuya pumasok sa kuwarto ni Yaya)
Kuya : “Yaya…”
Yaya: “Koya, wag po! Wag Pooooo!”
Kuya : “Gaga! Uutusan lang kita!”
Yaya: “Si Koya naman…nagsa-suggest lang…”
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24. Kid: “Yaya, spell orange?”
Yaya: “Depende. Yung kulay o yung prutas?”
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25. Midget Yaya who was newly hired:
“Suwerte po kayo, ako ang napili niyo.
At least kung maibagsak ko si baby, mababa lang!”
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26. Yaya to my brother: “Nag tothbrush ka na ng ipin?”
Bro: “Siyempre, alangan namang mag toothbrush ako ng kilikili!”
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27. (after being scolded for breaking her promises):
“Ma’am, hindi na po ako mangangako ulit…promise!”
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28. We had a yaya who claimed she was being courted by a kapre in her province and wanted to take her to his kingdom.
Her reason for turning down the offer to be his queen?
“Kapre yun ma’am, malaki ang kwan nun! Wag na uy!”
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29. AMO: “Bakit namatay ang aso?”
MAID: “Pinaliguan ko po ng laundry soap.”
AMO: “Nakamamatay ba yun?”
MAID: “Ewan ko nga po eh, pag-off ko ng washing machine patay na.”
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30. Yaya picking up the phone saying: “ Hilo ?”
We noticed that she was holding the handset ng baligtad.
We told her, “Yaya, baliktad!”
Then Yaya said: “Lohi?”
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31. Amo: Yaya use COOLING PLACE in a sentence.
Yaya: Sir! viry easy! iksample nagring yung phone,
(ring, ring, ring,) Yaya answered, " HILO , WHO'S COOLING PLACE?"
Crew: “Dito niyo na po ba kakainin?”
Yaya: “Puwede sa table?”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
2. Kid: “Yaya look, boats!”
Yaya: “Dows are not boats, dey’re yachts.”
Kid: “Yaya, spell yachts?”
Yaya: “Yor rayt, dey are boats.”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
3. Woman carrying sick baby enters doctor’s office.
Doc: “Bottlefed?”
Woman: “ Brea - stfed po.”
(Doctors squeezes woman’s breasts repeatedly)
Doc: “Ayan ang problema, wala kang gatas, eh.”
Woman: “Yaya lang po ako doc! Yaya!”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
4. The eggs that yaya bought turned out to be rotten.
She stormed back to the grocery and told the vendor:
“Manong, ang baho ng itlog niyo!”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
5. My mom asked our yaya to buy Inquirer and Star.
Our yaya came back and said: “Ma’am, wala pong Inquirer
kaya bumili nalang po ako ng dalawang Star!”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
6. Yaya: “Huhuhu…”
Ate: “O, bakit ka umiiyak?”
Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”
Ate: “Eh bakit ka ba tinitighiyawat?”
Yaya: “Kasi po di ako makatulog sa gabi.”
Ate: “O, bakit ka di makatulog?”
Yaya: “Kasi po may pinoproblema ako…”
Ate: “Ano naman ang pinoproblema mo?”
Yaya: “Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
7. (Earlier) Mom: “Yaya, lagay mo yung pesto sa ref!”
(Later) Son: “Yaya, nakita mo PS2 ko?”
Yaya: “Nasa ref, pinalagay ng mama mo!”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
8. Just now my maid burned a hole in my uniform.
I angrily asked her, “Paano mo naman nasunog to?”
She answered: “Secret!”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
9. After watching a movie, our yaya blurted out :
“Ang pangit naman, happy ending!”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
10. Sir: “Yaya, gawa mo ko ng kape. Yung decaf ha!”
Yaya: “Siyempre naman, alangan namang de-baso!”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
11. Mom: “Yaya, magluto ka na pag-alis ko ha!”
Yaya: “Ano po lulutuin ko?”
Mom: “It’s up to you.”
(During dinner) Mom: “Yaya, bakit ketsup at tuyo ang ulam?”
Yaya: “Diba nung tinanong ko kayo kung anong lulutuin ko,
sabi niyo, ‘kitsup tuyo’!”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
12. Our neighbor’s yaya: “Junjun, chew your mouth!”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
13. Our yaya sa sari-sari store: “Miss isang Coke in can
at isang Sprite na Coke in can…”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
14. SIR: “Inday, si sir mo to, nabangga kotse ko & I need cash!”
INDAY: “Aru, dugo-dugo gang ka no?”
SIR: “Gaga! Si sir mo talaga to!”
INDAY: “Gago ka rin! Si sir ang tawag sa kin…capceyk…”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
15. I once asked my yaya where the Netherlands is located.
She answered: “Diba dun nakatira si Peter Pan?”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
16. “O yaya, bakit ka umiiyak?”
Yaya: “Ati, sabi kasi ng duktor, tatanggalan ako ng butlig!”
Ate: “Eh yun lang pala eh! Bakit ka umiiyak?”
Yaya: “Buti kung one lig lang, eh kung butlig, wala na kong ligs!”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
17. We saw our yaya staring intently at the orange juice bottle.
Sabi namin: “Yaya, anong ginagawa mo?”
Yaya: “Shhh! Nakalagay sa bote, ‘concentrate’…”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
18. Neighbor’s yaya telling her ward to climb down the stairs:
“Down to earth! Down to earth!”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
19. My mom was going to buy our yaya a transistor radio.
Before my mom left the house, our yaya said,
“Ma’am, ang kunin niyo yung Ilokano ang salita ha!”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
20. We paid for the tuition fee of our yaya’s son.
So one day I was reviewing him: “The Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun.
Ano ang katabi ng Mercury?” His mom, our yaya, answered:
“Parang Watson’s Drug yata…”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
21. Sir: “Yaya, natanggal mo yung mantsa sa barong ko?”
Yaya: “Opo! Tanggal na tanggal!”
Sir: “Good! Anong pinang-tanggal mo?”
Yaya: “Gunting, kuya! Gunting!”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
22. Yaya to tricycle driver: “Magkano sa City Hall?”
Driver: “Ikaw lang?”
Yaya: “Ay bakit, hindi ka sasama?”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
23. (Si Kuya pumasok sa kuwarto ni Yaya)
Kuya : “Yaya…”
Yaya: “Koya, wag po! Wag Pooooo!”
Kuya : “Gaga! Uutusan lang kita!”
Yaya: “Si Koya naman…nagsa-suggest lang…”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
24. Kid: “Yaya, spell orange?”
Yaya: “Depende. Yung kulay o yung prutas?”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
25. Midget Yaya who was newly hired:
“Suwerte po kayo, ako ang napili niyo.
At least kung maibagsak ko si baby, mababa lang!”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
26. Yaya to my brother: “Nag tothbrush ka na ng ipin?”
Bro: “Siyempre, alangan namang mag toothbrush ako ng kilikili!”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
27. (after being scolded for breaking her promises):
“Ma’am, hindi na po ako mangangako ulit…promise!”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
28. We had a yaya who claimed she was being courted by a kapre in her province and wanted to take her to his kingdom.
Her reason for turning down the offer to be his queen?
“Kapre yun ma’am, malaki ang kwan nun! Wag na uy!”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
29. AMO: “Bakit namatay ang aso?”
MAID: “Pinaliguan ko po ng laundry soap.”
AMO: “Nakamamatay ba yun?”
MAID: “Ewan ko nga po eh, pag-off ko ng washing machine patay na.”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
30. Yaya picking up the phone saying: “ Hilo ?”
We noticed that she was holding the handset ng baligtad.
We told her, “Yaya, baliktad!”
Then Yaya said: “Lohi?”
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
31. Amo: Yaya use COOLING PLACE in a sentence.
Yaya: Sir! viry easy! iksample nagring yung phone,
(ring, ring, ring,) Yaya answered, " HILO , WHO'S COOLING PLACE?"
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