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FASHION and HOBBIES / Be Unsinkable:)
« on: January 10, 2011, 07:50:15 PM »

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The Sambat Mascara Y Regatta Festival is one of the main festivals in Bohol, specifically celebrated at Loay.

 

Here is the typical location of the Loay Sambat Mascara Y Regatta Festival. Loay is in the south west coast of Bohol and at 18 kilometers away from the city of Tagbilaran. Loay is at the mouth of the Loboc River where the regatta takes place. The Loay town is established in the year 1740 and as early as that, the Sambat Mascara Y Regatta Festival has been celebrated.

 

Although the town celebrates its feast day in May (the exact date is movable within the month), the main attraction in Loay is the celebration of the Sambat Mascara Y Regatta Festival, which is celebrated amidst that colors of activities such as the agricultural-industrial market fair, musical instrument competitions as the drum and bugle competition, and of course the grouped masquerade street dancing and the boat races along the river. The event is also highlighted by the fabulous display and parade of the image of Saint Francis Xavier, the Loay town's second patron to whom the Sambat Mascara Y Regatta Festival is celebrated in honor.

 

The Sambat Mascara Y Regatta Festival is celebrated in his honor every first Saturdays of the month of December.

Schedule of Activities December 04,2010(saturday)

1:30pm- Parade

3:30pm- Holy Mass @ Port of Loay

4:30pm- Fluvial Parade

6:30pm- Fireworks Display

7:00pm- Dinner @ Port of Loay

8:00pm- Masquerade Ball, Fashion Show & Disco
Come and Visit Municipality of Loay
Viva San Francisco Xavier!

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LET'S TALK LOVE / Be One...
« on: September 30, 2009, 07:59:47 PM »
PLS. donate some unused clothes,goods and cash to typhoon ondoy tragedy.
our relief center is @ BQ MALL ATRIUM from 9:30 a.m- 8:30 p.m.tnx-Forwarded

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PRAYERS ARE POWERFUL / Matthew 25:37-40
« on: September 29, 2009, 01:07:40 AM »
 Matthew 25:37-40


Ruth looked at the envelope again. There was no stamp, no postmark, only her name and address. She read the letter one more time…

Dear Ruth,

I’m going to be in your neighborhood Saturday afternoon and I’d like to stop by for a visit.

Love Always,

Jesus

Her hands were shaking as she placed the letter on the table. “Why would the Lord want to visit me? I’m nobody special. I don’t have anything to offer.”

With that thought, Ruth remembered her empty kitchen cabinets. “Oh my goodness, I really don’t have anything to offer. I’ll have to run down to the store and buy something for dinner.”

She reached for her purse and counted out its contents. Seven dollars and forty cents. “Well, I can get some bread and cold cuts, at least.” She threw on her coat and hurried out the door.

A loaf of french bread, a half-pound of sliced turkey, and a carton of milk…leaving Ruth with a grand total of twelve cents to last her until Monday. Nonetheless, she felt satisfied as she headed home, her meager offerings tucked under her arm.

“Hey lady, can you help us, lady?” Ruth had been so absorbed in her dinner plans, she hadn’t even noticed two figures huddled in the alleyway. A man and a woman, both of them dressed in little more than rags.

“Look lady, I ain’t got a job, ya know, and my wife and I have been living out here on the street, and, well, now it’s getting cold and we’re getting kinda hungry and, well, if you could help us, lady, we’d really appreciate it.”

Ruth looked at them both. They were dirty, they smelled bad and, frankly, she was certain that they could get some kind of work if they really wanted to. “Sir, I’d like to help you, but I’m a poor woman myself. All I have is a few cold cuts and some bread, and I’m having an important guest for dinner tonight and I was planning on serving that to Him.”

“Yeah, well, OK lady, I understand. Thanks anyway.” The man put his arm around the woman’s shoulders, turned and headed back into the alley.

As she watched them leave, Ruth felt a familiar twinge in her heart. “Sir, wait!” The couple stopped and turned as she ran down the alley after them. “Look, why don’t you take this food. I’ll figure out something else to serve my guest.” She handed the man her grocery bag.

“Thank you lady. Thank you very much!” “Yes, thank you!” It was the man’s wife, and Ruth could see now that she was shivering.

“You know, I’ve got another coat at home. Here, why don’t you take this one.” Ruth unbuttoned her jacket and slipped it over the woman’s shoulders. Then smiling, she turned and walked back to the street . . .without her coat and with nothing to serve her guest. “Thank you lady! Thank you very much!”

Ruth was chilled by the time she reached her front door, and worried too. The Lord was coming to visit and she didn’t have anything to offer Him. She fumbled through her purse for the door key. But as she did, she noticed another envelope in her mailbox. “That’s odd. The mailman doesn’t usually come twice in one day.” She took the envelope out of the box and opened it.

Dear Ruth,

It was so good to see you again. Thank you for the lovely meal. And thank you too, for the beautiful coat.

Love Always,

Jesus

The air was still cold, but even without her coat, Ruth no longer noticed.



Then the righteous will answer him, “Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you?”

The King will reply, “I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me.”

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FUN GAMES WITH YOUR FRIENDS / Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty
« on: September 29, 2009, 12:38:58 AM »
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty, but in a Law Firm, are not:

10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge.
8. Counsellor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6 Is it a penal offence?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't
1. Think you can get me off?

*******

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE, ARE NOT:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old; it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn't
1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!

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TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, ARE NOT:

10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip!
2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't
1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first!

*******
 


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LET'S TALK LOVE / Friendship Is Funny
« on: September 28, 2009, 11:58:32 PM »
"Friendship Is Funny"


1. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." ~ Bernard Meltzer

2. "There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." ~ Benjamin Franklin

3. "Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy." ~ Spike Milligan

4. "A true friend stabs you in the front." ~ Oscar Wilde

5. "Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police." ~ Anonymous

6. "An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." ~ Jim Hayes

7. "Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods." ~ Esther M. Clark

8. "Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice." ~ Anonymous

9. "I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street." ~ Virginia Woolf

10. "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." ~ Thomas Jones

11. "I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!" ~ Archie Bunker

12. "It takes a long time to grow an old friend." ~ John Leonard

13. "We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately." ~ Benjamin Franklin

14. "Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families." ~ Anonymous

15. "This is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected." ~ Charles Lamb

16. "You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes." ~ Winnie the Pooh

17 "Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." ~ Mark Twain

18. "Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one." ~ C.S. Lewis
 
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LET'S TALK LOVE / True Love,Uncontentment
« on: September 28, 2009, 11:41:09 PM »
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She
hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always
there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see
the world, I will marry you.'
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages
came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.

He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The
girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The
sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected
that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life
led her to refuse to marry him.

Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her
saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for be fore
they were yours, they were mine.'

This is how the human brain often works when our status changes.
Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who
was always by their side in the most painful situations.

Cherish the people who stood by you through thick and thin. Most of all stay contented with what u have.....
 


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PRAYERS ARE POWERFUL / Prayer To St. Michael
« on: September 28, 2009, 12:35:16 AM »
SAINT MICHAEL,THE ARCHANGEL,
Defend us in battle,
Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him,we humbly pray,
And do thou, O Prince of the heavenly host,
By the power of God,
Thrust into hell Satan and the other evil spirits
Who prowl about the world for the ruin of souls.Amen
San Lorenzo Ruiz de Manila
Pray for Us!

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HEALTH WATCH / Popcorn
« on: August 26, 2009, 03:04:04 AM »




   
   
Popcorn a day keeps the doctor away
« on: August 20, 2009, 12:48:07 PM »
   
Popcorn a day keeps the doctor away By Richard Alleyne, The Telegraph Group Limited, London 2009
Published: August 19, 2009, 23:24
 

London: It has been the guilty treat enjoyed by cinema-goers for generations. But US scientists have discovered that popcorn contains the same amount of healthy antioxidants as fruit and vegetables because it is a whole-grain food.

Such foods are made using grains that have not been refined to remove the bran and germ and are known to bring health benefits because of the fibre in them.

Scientists are reassessing their effectiveness and think it might be polyphenols, which act as antioxidants by removing damaging free radicals from the body, that are the main health-giving ingredient.

Researchers at the University of Scranton, Pennsylvania, found that whole-grain products had comparable anti-oxidants per gram to fruits and vegetables.

"Early researchers thought that the fibre was the active ingredient for benefits in whole-grains, the reason why they may reduce the risk of cancer and coronary heart disease," Joe Vinson, who led the new study, said. "But recently, polyphenols emerged as potentially more important.

"We were surprised by the levels of polyphenols we found in popcorn.

"I guess its because it's not processed. You get all the wonderful ingredients of the corn undiluted and protected by the skin. In my opinion it's a good health food."

Dr Vinson added that a cup of popcorn contained around as many polyphenols as an apple. He said cereals such as granola were also good.

Are you a popcorn addict? Which is the one food item you wish was not fattening?



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DAILY QUOTES / is it intereresting conversation?
« on: August 26, 2009, 01:49:17 AM »
A VERY  INTERESTING  CONVERSATION

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has
with GOD, the ALMIGHTY.  He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .
 
Professor :   You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student    :   Yes, sir.
Professor :    So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student    :   Absolutely, sir.
Professor :    Is GOD Good ?
Student    :    Sure.
Professor :    Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student    :    Yes.
Professor :    My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to  GOD to Heal him.
                   Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.
                   But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent )

Professor :   You can't answer, can you ?  Let's start again, Young Fella.
                 Is GOD Good?
Student    :   Yes.
Professor :   Is Satan good ?
Student    :   No.
Professor :   Where does Satan come from ?
Student    :   From . . . GOD . .. .
Professor :   That's right.  Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student    :   Yes.
Professor :    Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student    :   Yes.
Professor :   So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer)

Professor :   Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
                  All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student    :  Yes, sir.
Professor :   So, who Created them ?
(Student had no answer)

Professor :  Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you..
                 Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student    :  No, sir.
Professor   :  Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student    :  No , sir.
Professor :   Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?
              Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student    :   No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor :   Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student    :  Yes.
Professor :   According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol,
                 Science says your GOD doesn't exist.  What do you say to that, son?
Student    :  Nothing..  I only have my Faith.
Professor :  Yes,Faith.  And that is the Problem Science has.

Student    :   Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor :   Yes.
Student    :   And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor :   Yes.
Student   :   No, sir. There isn't.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student    :   Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
                  a Little Heat or No Heat.
                  But we don't have anything called Cold.
                  We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
                  There is no such thing as Cold.
                  Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
                  We cannot Measure Cold.
                  Heat is Energy.
                  Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student    :  What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor :  Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student    :  You're wrong again, sir.
                  Darkness is the Absence of Something
                  You can have Low Light,   Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
                  But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it?
                  In reality, Darkness isn't.
                  If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor :   So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student   :   Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor :   Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student    :   Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
                  You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
                  You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
                  Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
                         It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
                  To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
                  Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.   
                  Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it.
                  Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
Professor :   If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student    :   Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )

Student    :   Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
                  Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
                  Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
                  Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The Class was in Uproar )

Student    :  Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?
(The Class broke out into Laughter )

Student    :  Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .
                 No one appears to have done so.   
                 So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol,
                Science says that You have No Brain, sir.
                 With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?
(The Room was Silent.. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor :   I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student    :  That is it sir . . .  Exactly !
                 The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
                 That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.

NB:

That student was Albert Einstein.
Concentrate on this sentence
 
 'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did' When God takes something from your grasp, He's not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something better. Concentrate on this sentence..... 'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.'

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