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DAILY QUOTES / Do You Need to PRAY at WORK!
« on: September 21, 2008, 06:33:03 PM »
                                            How to tell if you need to Pray @ Work!


                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                


                                           DO I HEAR AMEN!....AMEN ;D

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A husband is at home watching football game when his wife interrupts...

Honey, Could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now.

He look at her and says angrily, Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have "GE" written on my forehead?....I don't think so!...

Fine...Then the wife asks.....Well then, could you fix the fridge door? it won't close right...

To which he replied....Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have westinghouse written on my forehead?...I don't think so!..

Fine, she says...then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break.

I'm not a carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps. He says, Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so!...
I've had enough of you! I'm going to the bar!!!

So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours.............................................

He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home.

As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are already fixed.As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working.
As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.

Honey, he asks, how'd all this get fixed?  she said, well, when you left I sat outside and cried.

Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.

He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.

He said, so what kind of cake did you bake?

She replied, Helloooo...

Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?

I don't think so!.. ;D ;D ;D


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FUN GAMES WITH YOUR FRIENDS / Funny but yet Scary News in Ventura...
« on: September 15, 2008, 08:04:35 PM »
Police: Shoplifting Suspects Abandon Child In Shopping Cart
Child Rescued From Shopping Cart In Ventura Kohl's Parking Lot

KNBC-TV
updated 11:15 a.m. PT, Mon., Sept. 15, 2008
VENTURA, Calif. - Two shoplifting suspects abandoned their 4-year-old daughter in a shopping cart Sunday after they fled from a Kohl's store in Ventura, police said.

Police said Yanira Camargo, 22, and Gerardo Rodriguez, 24, entered the store at 4950 Telephone Road with their daughter in the cart. Investigators said the suspects used the cart to steal merchandise.

Members of the store's loss prevention staff approached the suspects after they left the store without paying, police said. Rodriguez and Camargo ran to a nearby car and left the girl in the cart, police said.


Police to the kid...Who's your Daddy! ;D

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DAILY QUOTES / What happen after a big meal......... We Sleep!
« on: September 08, 2008, 09:21:40 PM »








We had too much Lechon...so we took a siesta nap!... ;D


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DAILY QUOTES / Why Did You Dump Him?....Her?
« on: September 05, 2008, 12:22:39 AM »

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PHILIPPINE SHOWBIZ / Alot with Mike?
« on: August 21, 2008, 11:34:05 PM »


 Sila din kaya?  >:(

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FUN GAMES WITH YOUR FRIENDS / Sex in the Dark!
« on: August 20, 2008, 02:58:06 PM »
SEX IN THE DARK

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.  Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.  She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.  So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down.  and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device...  a vibrator!  Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.  "You impotent bastard,"
She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"
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.The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy .  .  .  you explain the kids"


Oopppss...Nevermind! ;D ;D :o :o

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FASHION and HOBBIES / Ako sad! may Fapa na born and raised in Bohol!
« on: August 20, 2008, 07:32:06 AM »


 ;) ;D :D

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DAILY QUOTES / Do You Fart to your friends?
« on: August 19, 2008, 10:46:49 PM »

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MEET AND GREET / Babat,Megastar
« on: August 02, 2008, 01:00:13 PM »
hi everyone,
  mikey and his website,the talk of the town in california invited me here and no regrets because i am having fun now.hope to meet friends here.

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