For all "Twilight" movie fans, here's some of YouTube's collections of parodies and spoofs of the movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goix7jFXD9Q&feature=player_embedded   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv4SCfEuYqg&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLqNjlx6-MM&feature=player_embedded   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sILnTjYlNxc&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OpOToBj64s&feature=player_embedded   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oosQPmSpxU&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0EhClEvtSA&feature=player_embedded     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orUmjVyOvyI&feature=player_embedded

Cebu prisoner's "Thriller" choreography

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdz38TIwqIQ

let's see how you guys think...hehehehe!!!!

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.  There's no malice in this scenario.  It's actually used by certain professionals.  I got this one from a detective I've worked with in the past.


Scenario: A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

 Question: What was her motive in killing her sister?


(Give this some thought before you answer). SCROLL DOWN and find out.

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Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again. If
you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by
a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as
a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered
the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for
you. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off
of my email list unless that will tick you off, then I'll just be extra nice
to you from now on . Be sure to share the test!

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
Or get married and wish you were dead.


At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
 

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."


When a woman steals your husband,
There is no better revenge than to let her keep him.


A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished


A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."


A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
A man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
 

Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
And by then, it was too late."
 

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.


If you want your spouse to listen and
Pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
 

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.


First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
 

" A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death "


AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!


Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... So shut the hell up."

By all Means... MARRY!

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of
chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of
a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll
be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a
philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us
from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years."
 Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one
left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming (I bet this one works really well)
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I
wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the
enemy.
Anonymous

A son asked his Dad how much it costs to get
married. His Dad replied: I don't know son, I'm
still paying.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."