EVERYBODY WANTS TO GO TO HEAVEN, BUT NOBODY WANTS TO DIE EITHER

Once upon a time, there was a lady who went to heaven. For her reward, she was given a beautiful red Ferrari which she happily drove away.

Next was her ex-husband. For his reward, he was given a VW Beetle which he happily drove away. By and by, he passed by his ex-wife who was stopping for a short rest. He couldn't resist stopping to admire the beautiful Ferrari and be envious of his ex-wife.

His ex-wife, noticing his looks, said, "You're lucky you got a VW. My husband just passed by on a skateboard.

We'll all go to heaven, whether we like it or not, to receive our reward or punisment as the case maybe.

In heaven, is a migrant hotel where every migrant must check in before going to his/her final destination. St Peter is the big boss of this hotel.

Among the migrants were 3 Australian ex-prime ministers, viz., PMX, PMY, and PMZ.

The first one to check in was PMX. He was given suite 1001. It was a beautiful presidential suite, wall to wall carpet. The room had a huge bed with linens of the finest silk. But lying in bed was a woman - 100 years old!!!!! What? PMX was shocked.

Suddenly the voice of St Peter came out loud and clear, "PMX!!!!! you have been such a naughty boy. While you were prime minister, the Australian economy was at its worst. Business was very bad. Many industries were shut down. Businessmen were unhappy. For your punishment, that woman will be your partner for all eternityyyyy!". 

The next one to check in was PMY. He was given suite 1002. It was a beautiful presidential suite, wall to wall carpet. The room had a huge bed with linens of the finest silk. But lying in bed was a woman - 150 years old!!!!! What? PMY was shocked.

Suddenly the voice of St Peter came out loud and clear, "PMY!!!!! you have been such a naughty boy. While you were prime minister, Australia had many industrial problems. Labor strikes were happening all the time. Many laborers did not like you. They were all unhappy. For your punishment, that woman will be your partner for all eternityyyyy!". 

The last one to check in was PMZ. He happily said, "Now's the time to enjoy the fruits of my effort. I'm sure I will be generously rewarded. When I was prime minister, everybody was happy. Both businessmen and laborers alike. The Australian economy was at its best."

He was given suite 1003. It was a beautiful presidential suite, wall to wall carpet. The room had a huge bed with linens of the finest silk. But the bed was empty. Why?  Sad and disappointed, PMZ entered the room, closed the door, and lay down in bed. Suddenly the door was opened and behold!!!!! Young Lovely Sheila appeared in her sexiest underwear. PMZ was so excited and happy, he said aloud, "Aha! here comes my reward."

Suddenly the voice of St Peter came out loud and clear, "Lovely Sheila!!!!! you have been such a naughty girl ....................... "  

it's okay with me..i'm ready

it's okay with me..i'm ready

For Lovely Sheila or for the Centenarians?