The 10 Conyo-mandments

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The 10 Conyo-mandments
« on: January 09, 2012, 02:30:22 PM »
First of all, this isn't, like, referring to "conyo" in the Spanish sense of the word. 'Coz the connotation is really masama, noh. This is more about the usage of Tagalog and English and making them pagsama. I know there are some Tagalog words talaga without translations kaya we end up combining English with Tagalog. But more and more, it's like, we bastardize both languages 'coz of our paggamit of the salitas!

But I decided to post this in case you wanna make patawa and make patama to people who talk conyo. 'Coz, like, there's an art to it, noh?"

1.  Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!"
      "Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
      "Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
      "What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
      "Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO" pang-uri!
ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
      "I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
      "You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex. "Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
      "I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. "My bag is so bigat today, you know"
      "I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. "Like, it's so init naman!"
      "Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
      "It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
      "I know right? It's so kaka!"
      "Kaka?"
      "Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
      "Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!
« Last Edit: January 09, 2012, 02:32:09 PM by thatsmyboy1992 »

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Re: The 10 Conyo-mandments
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2012, 02:31:47 PM »


Like, OMG, this is sooo ibang level, you know? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
« Last Edit: January 09, 2012, 02:32:28 PM by thatsmyboy1992 »

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Re: The 10 Conyo-mandments
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2012, 04:32:39 PM »
Hahahahaha..natatawa ako  :D ;D
Patience is not the ability to wait,but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting....:D

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Re: The 10 Conyo-mandments
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2012, 05:22:22 PM »
natawa you?? as IN??