The Americanized Pinoy living in LA

Relax, mate! The whole wide world, including yourself, knows my jokes are purely for fun ... no malice in it ... nothing bigoted, prejudicial or narrow-mindedness.

But your jolt doesn't surprise me at all ... bespeaks of something I knew would happen. We share common enemies.

Ako, giholga nga martilyuhon. Why? Bcoz they don't like my age preference, 16 - 25. Gusto nla ipares nako losyang!

Ikao, ... what did they threaten you kon mopauli ka sa ato?

wala coz i am not scared for i am an American!

You're not listening! Ok, to be precise, what happens when an expat travels the Philippines?
According to feedbacks received ... hukhukon sya. In a nutshell, he is an enticingly lucrative prey for holduppers.

Aren't you scared of them? Ang tapang mo naman, Choi!

mabuang ko nimo Juan

Ok. To live up to my reputation as BIDA-SA-PAGKA-CONTRABIDA, c malou na sad. Hehehe
Nope … this is not backstabbing … it is frontal attack in a worldwide open forum.

Adelyn! Pagbantai jyud anang malou. Kai boyboyon ka. Kon magkadayon ta, ingnon ka niya, “Cge, Adelyn, tukorig mansion sa ato. Aron bibo, papuy-on nato diha c tekla, c kulas, c kurdapia, c serapia … list goes on and on. Hehehe Hinumdomi, Adelyn, nga kaniadto sa gamai pa ka, hapit ka namatay sa imong sakit. Ako intao’y nagbantai nimo. Akoa pang kuarta akong gigamit papalit sa imong tambal”.
Labonai di-ay to, gisip-on ra ka. Vicks vaporub ra ang gipalit. Tinuod, sya ang nagbantai kai wa man syay la-ing lingao.

Kahibao ko, malou, for yourself, you don’t need money from Adelyn. You’re financially established. Pero kahibao sad ko nga daghang mong mga parasite nga parente nga naghukhuk nimo karon. You’re having a nightmare unsa-on pagbalibad nila. So, why not pass them to Adelyn? Hehehe

For myself, my role will be fulltime houseband. Bahala sya and her family when tackling leeches.

hahahaha

Yeah, Felix, it's a joke.

But I envisage something like this will happen kon pananglit magkadayon mi ni Adelyn.
Now, like skipper, malou is carrying the cross all by herself. But, if I enter into Adelyn's world, she's gonna do everything she can to shed as much of her burden to Adelyn. Bsag unsa na lai iyang excuse aron dili jud makabalibad c Adelyn.

Mao ng "hands off" na lang ko ... total di btw nako madala ang kuarta sa la-ing kalibutan.

Ok. To live up to my reputation as BIDA-SA-PAGKA-CONTRABIDA, c malou na sad. Hehehe
Nope … this is not backstabbing … it is frontal attack in a worldwide open forum.

Adelyn! Pagbantai jyud anang malou. Kai boyboyon ka. Kon magkadayon ta, ingnon ka niya, “Cge, Adelyn, tukorig mansion sa ato. Aron bibo, papuy-on nato diha c tekla, c kulas, c kurdapia, c serapia … list goes on and on. Hehehe Hinumdomi, Adelyn, nga kaniadto sa gamai pa ka, hapit ka namatay sa imong sakit. Ako intao’y nagbantai nimo. Akoa pang kuarta akong gigamit papalit sa imong tambal”.
Labonai di-ay to, gisip-on ra ka. Vicks vaporub ra ang gipalit. Tinuod, sya ang nagbantai kai wa man syay la-ing lingao.

Kahibao ko, malou, for yourself, you don’t need money from Adelyn. You’re financially established. Pero kahibao sad ko nga daghang mong mga parasite nga parente nga naghukhuk nimo karon. You’re having a nightmare unsa-on pagbalibad nila. So, why not pass them to Adelyn? Hehehe

For myself, my role will be fulltime houseband. Bahala sya and her family when tackling leeches.

ayaw gyud Adelyn kung dili ka sa America padulong hehehe

Don't believe him. Due to terrorism, US is one of the 5 most difficult to migrate. No point, anyway. Americans are leaving US in record numbers. Hehe

Australia has job opportunities but in regional areas, eg., mining industry. After what happened to me, wouldn't recommend migrating. Work long enough to amass a small fortune, then, start business in the Philippines. Actually, the Philippines has shortage of engineers. Dunno what else. Pay is relatively less but if you have a thriving business also, can live a reasonably rich life.

Trending for foreigners to go to Philippines as expats. Marry Pinays. But there's a growing concern with tackling parasite in-laws.
Aside from colonial mentality, another reason Pinay prefer puti bcoz puti are naïve to Filipino culture. Mas sayon sla hukhukan.

Thought kababayans back home might be interested.
FYI only.

Record Number of Americans Flee the United States

Australia ranked happiest country