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Few Beers Can Make You Smarter!

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Few Beers Can Make You Smarter!
« on: April 22, 2008, 05:46:24 AM »
In a episode of "Cheers", Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this.

"Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, the slowest and weakest ones at the back are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.



In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

« Last Edit: March 30, 2012, 08:19:25 AM by thatsmyboy1992 »

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Re: Few Beers Can Make You Smarter!
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2008, 08:55:05 PM »
Brilliant, but who needs a reason to drink more beer? Just do it!  ;D

Re: Few Beers Can Make You Smarter!
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2008, 09:31:20 PM »
hahahhaha o yeah to make it better and  faster ;D ;D

« Last Edit: August 05, 2009, 04:06:30 AM by MG »

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Re: Few Beers Can Make You Smarter!
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2008, 04:42:20 AM »
i have become smarter just like my brother

« Last Edit: March 30, 2012, 08:20:15 AM by thatsmyboy1992 »
You had me at my best. She had me at my worst.

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Re: Few Beers Can Make You Smarter!
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2008, 08:51:19 AM »
beers







« Last Edit: August 05, 2009, 04:08:32 AM by MG »
and i am hot to you

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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2008, 12:52:19 PM »
d makita ang beer..gitapukuan man gud..lols

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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2008, 10:25:59 PM »
wa gyud koy nakita bisan  isa. ;D

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Re: Few Beers Can Make You Smarter!
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2008, 12:49:35 AM »
mga laog man gud...hahaha

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« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2008, 12:51:33 AM »
mga laog man gud...hahaha


hahahaha laog ba?

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Re: Few Beers Can Make You Smarter!
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2008, 01:02:09 AM »
yup... ;D ;D