Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the telly when he hears a knock at
the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching
a clipboard and yelling: "You sign! You sign!". Behind him is an enormous truck
full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement when the Chinese man starts to
yell louder. "You sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look mate, you've obviously got the wrong bloke. Now go
away." -- and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little
Chinese man is back, with a huge truck full of brake pads. He thrusts his
clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling: "You sign! You sign!" Mr Mandela is
getting a bit hacked off by now, so he shoves the little Chinese man back,
shouting: "Look, you've got the wrong bloke I don't want them!", then slams
the door in his face again.
The following day Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, hears a knock
on the door again. Upon opening the door, the little Chinese man thrusts the
same clipboard under his nose, shouting "You sign! You sign!". Behind him are
TWO large trucks full of car windscreens.
Nelson loses his temper completely, picks the little man up by his shirt front
and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have
the wrong name! Why do you want to give these to me?" The little Chinese man
looks at him a bit puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:
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"You not Nissan Maindealer?" .