AN ITALIAN MAN WHO LIVED ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF MONTE CASINO WENT TO THE
LOCAL
CHURCH FOR CONFESSION.
WHEN THE PRIEST SLID OPEN THE CONFESSIONAL,THE MAN SAID,
'FATHER.....DURING
WORLD WAR II, A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND ASKED ME TO HIDE
HER
FROM THE ENEMY."
SO I HID HER IN THE ATTIC.
THE PRIEST REPLIED, 'THAT WAS A WONDERFUL THING YOU DID, MY SON! AND
YOU
HAVE NO NEED TO CONFESS THAT."
'IT'S WORSE THAN THAT, FATHER, SHE STARTED TO REPAY ME WITH SEXUAL
FAVORS
EVERY DAY AND TWICE ON WEEKENDS."
THE PRIEST SAID, 'BY DOING THAT, YOU WERE BOTH IN GREAT DANGER.
HOWEVER,
TWO PEOPLE UNDER THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES CAN BE VERY TEMP TED TO ACT THAT
WAY.
BUT IF YOU ARE TRULY SORRY FOR YOUR ACTIONS, YOU ARE INDEED FORGIVEN."
"THANK YOU, FATHER. THAT'S A GREAT LOAD OFF MY MIND..... BUT I DO HAVE
ONE
MORE QUESTION."
"AND WHAT IS THAT?" ASKED THE PRIEST.
"S HOULD I TELL HER THE WAR IS OVER?"