A Monkey

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A Monkey
« on: April 22, 2008, 06:41:04 AM »
A man goes into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. He sits at the bar and orders a beer.

The monkey jumps down and begins helping himself to the fruit used for mixed drinks, he goes to the end of the bar and eats a bowl of peanuts beside two other customers. Then he jumps to a table with two other customers and eats their popcorn. After that he jumps onto the pool table and swallows the cue ball.

At this point the bartender has had enough so he tells the man to pay for the cue ball and leave. Without a word the man pays up picks up the monkey and departs.

About a week later the man walks back into the bar with the monkey on his shoulder and orders a beer.

The monkey jumps down and goes to the fruit tray. He picks up a cherry and looks at it carefully then he reaches around sitcks it in his butt then takes it out and eats it.

The bartender asks, What's wrong with that monkey?

The man replies, Ever since the cue ball he checks everything for size first

Re: A Monkey
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2008, 12:40:53 PM »
nyahahahhaa,buti nga sa unggoy na yun.