Funny Jokes Texts Messages

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Funny Jokes Texts Messages
« on: April 22, 2008, 06:58:03 AM »
a dwarf cme up 2 me
& sed il giv u powr but il tke away
ur frnd 4ever gdukol nko oi!
ana ko tke away ur frnd k jan!
hmuon tka bitay2x celfon lipong jud ka!

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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2008, 06:59:00 AM »
we knew 4 each ader 4 quite a wyl now.
do u think we cn b mor dan frenz?
coz i lyk u very much!
wil u b my partner?
mang HOLD-UP ta!..panglod lng gud?:)

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« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2008, 06:59:43 AM »
alam m'
mis n kita kanina pgkain ko
mukha mo nsa pla2 ko
pg inom ko mukha mo nsa baso ko grabe!
pti b nman s banyo?
mukha mo nsa inodoro! over n2?

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« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2008, 07:00:13 AM »
sa oras n2..
my taong...
nkaalala syo..
mbait xa..
mlambing..
'thotful' at..
miss n miss k n nya
lam m kng cnu xa?
cge isang pindot pa.

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« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2008, 07:00:43 AM »
pgmhal m isang tao,
khit mlau p xa,
dpat kyanin m khit d kau mdlas
mg-usap o mgkta, carry m,
dhil ang pag-ibig hndi sa lapit o lau
kundi nsa PUSO at TIWALA..

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« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2008, 07:07:36 AM »
GRADUATION DAY SPEECH: 2nyt i am graduation,
i invitation u ol 2 eat our hauz coz i know sumdy dt i will
eat ur hawz too! I will die 5 chickens,3 grils & 2 boys
2 eat u ol & i will ask my father 2 cook my mother.
Thank you..bt i'm sori 2 inform u dat my rice is corn.

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« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2008, 07:08:32 AM »
A girl started 2look @ her pussy,
dn she cud no longer control herself
n started touchn it, @ 1 point she
wnt mad n rubbd it so hard, dt d
pussy sed, MEOW!!! nd ran away...

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« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2008, 07:12:00 AM »
Mganda ang boses m
mgtwala ka sa srili m my talent ka kya m yan
giv 8 ol go on! Wag mong itago ang pamana sau
cge isigaw m! ginamos! ginamos! tag 10 ang pu2s!

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« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2008, 07:12:28 AM »
Ssshh!...ayon sa SURVEY, sa gani2ng oras dw
angmga CUTE ay nagte-txt na at ang mga pangit ay
nagbabasa pa. Hehe..pasa mo dali pra mkaganti ka..

hahahahhah ipasa na  dali para mabasa  ni hmmmmm.
« Last Edit: April 22, 2008, 09:14:39 PM by Michael »

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« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2008, 11:24:38 AM »
panalo na si mich.lols