Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages

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Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« on: April 22, 2008, 07:14:15 am »
Mommy1: Ano ang pinapainum mo sa baby mo?
Mommy2: "promil" para sa matatag na pangarap...eh ikaw?
Mommy1: "emperador" para sa totoong tagumpay!



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Pedro bumps a foreigner:
Pedro: Ay sori
Foreigner:
Sori 2
Pedro: Sori3
Foreigner: Wat r u sori 4?
Pedro: (kala mo bobo ako ha!) sori 5
Foreigner: I think u r SICK!
Pedro: hahaha! Sick daw, SIX gani!



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Sa isang Museum..
Juan: Ito bang pangit na 'to ang tinatawag nyo na "ART"?! Ang pangit, nakakasuka! Painting ba to?
Guide: Hindi po sir, salamin yan! Hahaha!


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"Ang ilog kahit gaano man kalalim ...
hanggang dibdib lang ng duck ... "



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KONSEHAL: Paki acknowledge si Mayor. Late dumating, hayun kararaan lang!
PEDRO (Emcee): I WUD LYK TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE LATE MAYOR HU JUST PASSED AWAY.


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Pedro: may ka-eyebol aq mamya.. anu kya itsura nia?
kc sbi nya kamkha dw cia celebrity.. "SH" amg cmula
ng name...
Juan: jackpot ka, Pedro! Bka SHeri or SHaina!
(matapos ang eyebol, uwi c Pedro)
Juan: kmusta eyebol mo? Bakit ka mlungkot?
Pedro: "SHrek" ampota!

Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2008, 07:15:56 am »
2 probnxano sumakay sa elavator,
Berto: magkano ibabayd natin?
Ricardo:tanga! bobo! gago! gnorante! bogok! stupido!

Bakit ka magbayad eh wla png kunduk2r.

Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2008, 07:16:29 am »
a naked girl rode a
taxi,d girl askd d
drver,"bkit k nktitig?ngyon k lng
b nkkita ng bbaeng
nkhubad?
DRIVER: d mis! iniisip ko
kung san nkatago
pmsahe mo?!?;-)

Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2008, 07:17:32 am »
Mnsan
nhhya
narin
aq
itxt qa
kc bka bz qa,
kya nga kht
dka ngrrply,
pra
sa
akn
ok! lng un...
bsta pg
ayw mu na
tlga mgtxt,
akn nlng
celfon mu ha?...

Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2008, 07:18:15 am »
1gbi
umiiyk
aq
hbng
nkatngin
s
bwan
sbi
ng
bwan
kng
umiiyak
k at cia
ang dhilan
bkt
dmo
cia
iwan?
tpoz
tnanong
ko
cia

ikw b
buwan..

kya mong
iwan ang
langit?????


Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2008, 07:18:55 am »
Ang
"2rue luv"
kpag nwla
mhrap
ng mktang
muli
ang
"feelings"
kpag
nwla
mhrap
ng iblalik
muli
ang
"trust"
kpag
nabutas
"baby"
ang lalabas......u

Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2008, 07:19:32 am »
sometyms
i 4got
2 ask
"mzta kna?"
or
even
missed
2 say
"ano,ok k lng?"
but
it
doesn't
mean
dat i
4get u...


BUSY LNG!
"prang ikw"......u


Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2008, 07:20:53 am »
WARNING:

pg-bnasa mo 'to,
crush mo ako.
pg-erase mo,
mhal mo ako.
pg-save
syo na puso ko
pg rply ka,
mg-on na tyo.
sbukan mong
2mwag,
pkkasal ako
syo.....

Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2008, 07:23:51 am »
Kung mhal
ka nya,
mhalin
dn
xa
suklian
mo
ang
pgmmhal
na
ibingay
syo
dhil
ang
tmang
mgsukli
mrming
sukli.....

Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2008, 07:24:19 am »
d ko
kyang
mwla
ka
dhil
ikw
ung
chaser ko,
gin ko sa shabu,
at lytre ko sa yosi
plagay mo kyanin ko pa kya
pgnwla
ka eh!
adik ako sayo!....