Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages

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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #30 on: April 14, 2010, 04:51:40 AM »
grabeh man viewers ani oist

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« Reply #31 on: April 14, 2010, 09:11:47 PM »
adik ako sayo... ;D ;D
"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know.
And you are the one who'll decide where you'll go. "

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« Reply #32 on: April 14, 2010, 09:30:38 PM »
adik ako sayo... ;D ;D

bakit naman fren?

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« Reply #33 on: April 14, 2010, 09:38:17 PM »
bakit naman fren?

aw.....!di ikaw fren.....di tau talo.... ;D ;D
"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know.
And you are the one who'll decide where you'll go. "

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« Reply #34 on: April 25, 2010, 08:06:53 AM »
Magtiayon:

Asawa: Byaan na' taka wah' kay pulus tapulan,
Bana: suwaye buhaton na nimo mag Las-Las ko
Asawa: Bot_bot mag LAS-LAS KA? hadlok gani ka
Patuli mag las-las pa>? PiSoT!  ;D ;D ;D
"When you expect nothing and get everything, that's destiny" .(,")


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« Reply #35 on: April 25, 2010, 08:13:34 AM »
LAYO ANG MANILA
Bata: Tay, hai may mas layo -- ang buwan o ang Manila?
Amahan: Layo ang Manila, Dong.
Bata: Layo ang buwan, Tay, uy.
Amahan: Kung lay pa ang buwan, nganong makakita ka man sa buwan?Unya kita ka sa Manila? ;D ;D
"When you expect nothing and get everything, that's destiny" .(,")


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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2010, 05:18:05 AM »
aw.....!di ikaw fren.....di tau talo.... ;D ;D

sobra ka naman fren

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« Reply #37 on: May 28, 2010, 06:08:09 PM »
Joke for today  :o

INTERVIEWER: Ano ang plano nyo sa mga homeless?
ERAP: Marami, kaso may problema.
INTERVIEWER: Ano po yun?
ERAP: ang hirap nilang hanapin, kasi wala silang address.

hahahahah....marami sa pinas NPA!

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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #38 on: May 28, 2010, 07:16:15 PM »
so funny naman yan Arlyn more pa please

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« Reply #39 on: May 28, 2010, 08:03:47 PM »
gusto mo pa hah?..o segi ito nah!

Tanong: Ano English ng "baka maswerte ako?"
Sagot: "Beef Lucky Me"
Tanong: Ano English ng "Maswerte ako Inay"?
Sagot: "Lucky Me Mami"
Tanong: Ano English ng "Maswerte ako sa lalake"?
Sagot: "Lucky Me with Egg"!

wahahhaha...make sure yon egg nya hanep...haha!  ;D ;D ;D