Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages

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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #40 on: May 28, 2010, 08:31:33 PM »
gawa mo ba lahat yan? ang galing mo ever  :-*

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« Reply #41 on: June 16, 2010, 07:24:35 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D nice joke
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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #42 on: June 16, 2010, 07:27:30 AM »
ang daming guests talaga dito everyday,thanks

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« Reply #43 on: June 16, 2010, 07:28:20 AM »
ang daming guests talaga dito everyday,thanks
ato daghanun ang jokes dre aronmalingaw ang mga guess hehehehe
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« Reply #44 on: June 16, 2010, 07:29:40 AM »
Joke for today  :o

INTERVIEWER: Ano ang plano nyo sa mga homeless?
ERAP: Marami, kaso may problema.
INTERVIEWER: Ano po yun?
ERAP: ang hirap nilang hanapin, kasi wala silang address.

hahahahah....marami sa pinas NPA!

hehehe--nice one! ;D
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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #45 on: June 16, 2010, 07:29:49 AM »
so funny na kasi that i can't even write jokes anymore,LOL

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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #46 on: June 16, 2010, 09:15:00 PM »
isang araw nahuli ng anak ang magulang habang nagsesex

anak: ma bakit po tumatalbog kayo sa ibabaw ni daddy?

Ina: wla anak, pinaliliit ko lang ang tiyan ni daddy

anak: wa epek yan.. kasi hinihipan ulit ni yaya

 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #47 on: June 16, 2010, 09:15:33 PM »
Teacher: ok class our lesson 4 today is about planet. earth
is the 3rd planed from the sun. now what is next to mercury?
Pedro: murag rose pharmacy mn tingali mam! d ko lang sure

hahahaha ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #48 on: June 16, 2010, 09:20:52 PM »
Doctor: cge, pag nakapasa ka sa test ko na to, lalabas ka na.
Patient: cge!
Doctor: tumuloy ka sa ilaw ng flashlyt.
Patient: anu ako gago? Ayoko nga.
Doctor: mukhang magaling ka na nga, teka. Bat ayaw mong tumulay?
Patient: dok, mautak ako. Eh kung patayin mo ung flashlight, eh di nahulog ako!!!

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #49 on: June 16, 2010, 09:21:50 PM »
isang araw nahuli ng anak ang magulang habang nagsesex

anak: ma bakit po tumatalbog kayo sa ibabaw ni daddy?

Ina: wla anak, pinaliliit ko lang ang tiyan ni daddy

anak: wa epek yan.. kasi hinihipan ulit ni yaya

 ;D ;D ;D


hahahaa..bad yaya!heheehe
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