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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #50 on: June 16, 2010, 09:23:25 PM »
Quote from: zulacs on June 16, 2010, 09:21:50 PM
hahahaa..bad yaya!heheehe
mao gyud gurl bad si yaya nagpa bulget ang iya boss sa iyaha hahahaha  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #51 on: June 16, 2010, 09:26:56 PM »
Quote from: marivic on June 16, 2010, 09:23:25 PM
mao gyud gurl bad si yaya nagpa bulget ang iya boss sa iyaha hahahaha  ;D ;D ;D

hahaha..anad jud si yaya mo hoyup oi..nyahahaha..!dghan hangin jud..hehehe
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« Reply #52 on: June 16, 2010, 09:31:55 PM »
Job interview:
Boss: Ano ang alam mo?
Rommel: Alam ko po kung saan kayo nakatira ng misis
niyo, at kung saan nakatira ang kabit niyo.
Boss: Tanggap ka na!
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« Reply #53 on: June 16, 2010, 09:32:53 PM »
Dalawang holdaper sa bangko:

Holdaper #1: Yehey! Mayaman na tayo!
Holdaper #2: Bilangin mo na!
Holdaper #1: Alam mo namang mahina ako sa math. Abangan na lang natin sa balita kung magkano!
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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #54 on: June 16, 2010, 09:33:15 PM »
Pasyente: Okey ba ang services sa ospital na ito?
Doktor: Oo naman. Sigurado 'yon.
Pasyente: Paano kung hindi ako satisfied?
Doktor: Ibabalik namin ang sakit mo.
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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #55 on: June 16, 2010, 09:35:52 PM »
ANAK: 'Tay , penge ng pera. May project kami. Bibili ako
ng "cocomban".
TATAY: Ano ka ba naman. Hangga ngayon "cocomban" pa rin ang tawag mo!
ANAK: Ano po ba ang tama?
TATAY: Bomb paper!  ;D ;D ;D waaaaaaaaaaaa
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« Reply #56 on: June 16, 2010, 09:36:36 PM »
MISIS: Dear, iligaw mo nga tong pusa. Nakasako na.
Dalhin mo sa malayo!
MISTER: Ok!
MISIS: Bakit ka ginabi? Niligaw mo ba ang pusa?
MISTER: Bwisit na pusang yan! Kundi ko siya sinundan, di
ako nakauwi! ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #57 on: June 16, 2010, 09:38:12 PM »
At a funeral...

ERAP: Tara na, Jinggoy. Alis na tayo!
JINGGOY: Kararating pa lang natin a!
ERAP: Naku mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo o: "REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED."
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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #58 on: June 16, 2010, 11:15:34 PM »
Quote from: marivic on June 16, 2010, 09:15:00 PM
isang araw nahuli ng anak ang magulang habang nagsesex

anak: ma bakit po tumatalbog kayo sa ibabaw ni daddy?

Ina: wla anak, pinaliliit ko lang ang tiyan ni daddy

anak: wa epek yan.. kasi hinihipan ulit ni yaya

 ;D ;D ;D


bilib ako sa technique ni yaya,hahaha
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« Reply #59 on: June 17, 2010, 12:23:05 AM »
salamat guys...nalingaw ko og katawa hahaha...
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