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Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages

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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #60 on: June 17, 2010, 04:49:37 AM »
IDD call from the US

Husband: Hon, musta na ang tindahan?
Wife: department store na!
Husband: ang tuba-an?
Wife: KTV bar na!
Husband: ang trickad?
Wife: taxi na!
Husband: ang dalawa kong anak?
Wife: lima na!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #61 on: June 17, 2010, 04:50:20 AM »
Suporta

Divorced father: Anak pag-uwi mo, ibigay mo sa Nanay mo itong tseke at sabihin mo 18 years old ka na, huling theke na makukuha niya for child support, tapos tingnan mo kung ano ang expression ng face niya.
Anak: Mommy, sabi ni Daddy ibigay ko daw sa ‘yo itong tseke, last support na niya ito sa akin kasi 18 na ako. Pagkatapos tingnan ko raw ang expression ng face mo.
Mommy: Sa susunod na pagbisita mo sa kanya, pakisabi salamat sa suporta kahit ‘di mo siya Tatay! Pagkatapos tignan mo ang expression ng face niya!
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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #62 on: June 17, 2010, 04:52:45 AM »
DVD
Pedro: soli ko tong nabili kong DVD
Juan: anong problema?
Pedro: walang picture saka sound. Sayang, suspense thriller pa yata ito
Juan: anong title?
Pedro: The Lens Cleaner ;D :D :)
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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #63 on: June 17, 2010, 04:53:48 AM »
Comfuter
Amo: Inday, ilipat mo nga ang comforter sa kwarto
Inday: san ko ilagay kuya?
Amo: Ipatong mo lang sa kama
Maya-maya...
Inday: andun na po. Sinama ko na rin ang frenter at iskaner...!!!
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #64 on: June 17, 2010, 09:48:07 AM »
Quote from: marivic on June 16, 2010, 09:36:36 PM
MISIS: Dear, iligaw mo nga tong pusa. Nakasako na.
Dalhin mo sa malayo!
MISTER: Ok!
MISIS: Bakit ka ginabi? Niligaw mo ba ang pusa?
MISTER: Bwisit na pusang yan! Kundi ko siya sinundan, di
ako nakauwi! ;D ;D ;D

blondie ba yan?
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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #65 on: June 17, 2010, 04:28:42 PM »
Quote from: marivic on June 16, 2010, 09:15:00 PM
isang araw nahuli ng anak ang magulang habang nagsesex

anak: ma bakit po tumatalbog kayo sa ibabaw ni daddy?

Ina: wla anak, pinaliliit ko lang ang tiyan ni daddy

anak: wa epek yan.. kasi hinihipan ulit ni yaya

 ;D ;D ;D


san nakakahanap ng yayang ganito lol ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #66 on: June 17, 2010, 04:34:01 PM »
Quote from: john on June 17, 2010, 04:28:42 PM
san nakakahanap ng yayang ganito lol ;D ;D ;D ;D

may alam ako taga abroad,hehehe
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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #67 on: June 29, 2010, 04:59:20 AM »
wow 83 guest viewers hhhhmmm dagdagan natin nang new jokes beh hehehehe
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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #68 on: June 29, 2010, 05:00:31 AM »
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Teacher:  Miguel spell horse!
--Miguel:  H....O....
Teacher: Bilisan mo
--Miguel:  H....O....R...
Teacher:  Sabing bilisan mo
--Miguel: Ya!  Tigidig!!!Tigidig!!! Tigidig... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Tagalog Funny Jokes Text Messages
« Reply #69 on: June 29, 2010, 05:02:29 AM »
GF: Hayop ka, niloloko mo ako!
BF: Bakit, wala naman akong ginagawa ah! GF: Anong wala? Nakita kita kanina, may kasama kang ibang babae, magkahawak pa kamay nyo! Niloloko mo ako!
BF: Makinig ka muna… hindi kita niloloko, maniwala ka… Yung kasama ko kanina ang niloloko ko! ;D ;D
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