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aiko

text jokes
« on: October 02, 2008, 03:22:09 AM »
a gay was rushed to the hospital due to severe stomach pain.
after d operation, the doctor advised the patient.
"its ok to swallow the sperm but my god!!! wag nmn pati condom!!!"
eww!!!!

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sometimes, we searched so much for the right choices
for the right paths to walk through, for the right time,
for the right person and for the right reasons,

only to find out....

nasa left pala. nakakabadtrip!! nyahahaha!

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jr: nay, bibili po ako ng high cake!
nay: di yan high cake anak, hot cake.
jr: whatever! penge na lang ng pera pambili...
nay: cge, kumuha na lang sa soldier bag ko.

meow! sablay pati ni nanay! hehehehe  :P :P :P
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aiko

Re: text jokes
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2008, 03:23:16 AM »
txt joke na malupit...

motto ng mga tamad:
hindi bale ng tamad...

hindi naman pagod...


nyahahahaha! ;D ;D ;D :P
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aiko

Re: text jokes
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2008, 03:24:26 AM »
WIFE: honey, mag impake
ka na,nanalo ako sa lotto!
HUSBAND: wow, talaga?!
anong dadalhin ko?
WIFE: wala akong pakialam
basta lumayas ka na!    ;D ;D ;D ;D :P

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aiko

Re: text jokes
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2008, 03:25:22 AM »
the five
blessed looks:

Look back
and
thank God..

Look forward
and
trust God..

Look around
and
serve God..

Look from within
and
find God..

Look at
me
coz u wil find to
say
"oh my
God"    :P :P :P :P :P
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aiko

Re: text jokes
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2008, 03:27:25 AM »
3 vampires
umoorder:

rich vamp: fresh blood plzz..

mid clas vamp: dinuguan nga plzz...

poor vamp: hot water nga!
nkapulot ako ng napkin,
magtsatsaa nlng ako!    :P :P :P yaikzzz  ;D
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aiko

Re: text jokes
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2008, 03:29:05 AM »
A man died & went streyt 2 heaven. He noticed many clocks
hangin around so he asked St.Peter wat dos clocks r 4.
The Saint replyd,"dos r clocks of lies. Wen a person lies,d hands
of his clock moves. Luk at ds 1,ds is mother teresa's clock,it
never moved,it mins she ddnt tel any lie. Ds 1 is Abraham Lincoln,
it only moved twice."
"Remarkable!" d man sed.
"but wers Gloria Aroyo's clock?
St.Peter sed,
"its in Jesus's office, he's using it
as a ceiling fan!   Shocked  ;D ;D ;D ;D gudness..  :P
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aiko

Re: text jokes
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2008, 03:30:35 AM »
TANONG: Bkit mas
mabilis pumuti ang
buhok sa itaas
kesa sa ibaba?

SAGOT: kasi ang
buhok sa itaas puro
problema, eh
ang sa ibaba puro..
LIGAYA!!    :D :D :D :D :D :D :P ::)
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aiko

Re: text jokes
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2008, 03:31:08 AM »
WIFE: Hon,
ninakawan  tyo ng
katulong ng towel
nung umalis sya.

HUSBAND: Mga tao
ngayon wala n
values! Anong
towel un?

WIFE: Ung kinuha
natin sa Manila Pen   :P :P :P
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aiko

Re: text jokes
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2008, 03:32:05 AM »
intsik sumakay ng taxi:

dlaybel, alam mo
to adles?

driver:
ano po adres?

intsik:
laki itlog patay titi

driver:
pabasa nga!
Ah....
Rocky Road,
Pasay City..  ;D ;D ;D ;D ok sa olryt  :P
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aiko

Re: text jokes
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2008, 03:34:38 AM »
GIRLFRIEND: Hon, bakit mo ‘ko love?
BOYFRIEND: Eh kasi, maganda ka at sexy kaya sikat ako sa barkada ko. Parang trophy na kita! Tapos, palagi
                 ak0ng nakaka-score sy0. At ‘pag wala akong magawa, andiyan ka.
GIRLFRIEND: Ahh, ganu’n ba?
BOYFRIEND: Oo, ganu’n nga. Eh ikaw, hon, bakit mo ‘ko love?
GIRLFRIEND: Love kita kasi, kahit hindi ka guwapo, mayaman ka! May instant alalay ako ‘pag nagsa-sh0pping.
                  May taga hatid samin ng friends k0.Since nakaka-sc0re ka,may napagtatawanan kami ng friends k0.
                 Ang Liit kasi!!!   :P :P :P geeeeeeeeeee  ;D
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