LikE d wAy uR thinKin..

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LikE d wAy uR thinKin..
« on: October 05, 2008, 04:03:48 AM »
A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd STD class,
“If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how   many birds would remain??
"Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.
Teacher: "ok Johnny, what’s the answer?”
Johnny: "no one, teacher.
Teacher: "how?"
Johnny:" after hearing the shot, all the other birds will also fly away."
Teacher:” no Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r thinking.

Now Johnny has a doubt.

Johnny: “teacher can I ask u a question?
Teacher: "sure"
Johnny:" there are three ladies having ice cream at the parlour. The first one is eating it; the second is licking it while the third one is sucking on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??"
Teacher is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face and answers.
Teacher: "I....I......I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married."
Johnny:" no teacher, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger, is married, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKIN.”!!! ;D ;D ;D :P

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Re: LikE d wAy uR thinKin..
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2008, 11:28:39 AM »
Hahaha! Si Little Johnny gyud ba.

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« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2008, 09:05:09 PM »
cute db  ;D ;D
can u imagine his face when he answered the query?  ;D ;D

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« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2008, 09:08:34 PM »
cute db  ;D ;D
can u imagine his face when he answered the query?  ;D ;D


Bitaw. Here's another Little Johnny joke forwarded by a friend of mine:

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

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Re: LikE d wAy uR thinKin..
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2008, 09:11:46 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
toinkzz,toinkzzzz..hahahhhahhaha...ayun kc  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :P

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« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2008, 09:14:47 PM »
Innocent mind pa gyud...hahaha.

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« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2008, 09:20:02 PM »
hahahhaha..lagi oist..but very smart oist  ;D
i can hear his voice jud  :P :P

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« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2008, 09:25:18 PM »
hahahhaha..lagi oist..but very smart oist  ;D
i can hear his voice jud  :P :P


Ma imagine gyud nako...batang gamay dayon mosulti ana!  ;D

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Re: LikE d wAy uR thinKin..
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2008, 09:26:53 PM »
hahahhahaahhahahhahahha.. :D
unsa man ni ha,,johnny man so puti sha..
cute sad ug tagalog ang bata no  ;D

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« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2008, 09:36:24 PM »
hahahhahaahhahahhahahha.. :D
unsa man ni ha,,johnny man so puti sha..
cute sad ug tagalog ang bata no  ;D


Si Ondoy Juan na lang.  ;D