« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

DeaR wife,..plz..sHut uP..

  • 9 replies
  • 1327 views
a

aiko

DeaR wife,..plz..sHut uP..
« on: October 21, 2008, 04:35:15 AM »
WIFE FROM HELL

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir..'


The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'


Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'


The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'


As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man growls at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'

The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'

The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'


I love this part............ :




'Only when he's been drinking.'  :P :P :P
Logged
*

JohnDaniel

  • 857
  • don't work out much
    • View Profile
Re: DeaR wife,..plz..sHut uP..
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2008, 02:15:54 PM »
hopefully not have a girlfriend or worse get married to a woman like that,lol
Logged
i train for healthy living
*

Babat

  • *****
  • Global Moderator
  • 16571
  • "Feel the LOVE today"
    • View Profile
Re: DeaR wife,..plz..sHut uP..
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2008, 03:58:17 PM »
oh my....I'm glad I'm not like that... ;D  :-X
Logged
My Life with Tennis click link 4 details:    http://www.alotbagotchay.blogspot.com

"Some people need "LOVE" spelled out for them."..... including me.. =)

http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php
*

Kristel

  • *****
  • 19773
    • View Profile
    • My Blog
Re: DeaR wife,..plz..sHut uP..
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2008, 03:59:25 PM »
My officemates were laughing at this.  ;D
Logged
*

Babat

  • *****
  • Global Moderator
  • 16571
  • "Feel the LOVE today"
    • View Profile
Re: DeaR wife,..plz..sHut uP..
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2008, 04:01:08 PM »
Quote from: Kristel on October 21, 2008, 03:59:25 PM
My officemates were laughing at this.  ;D

I bet...I laughed by myself on this too...and I had to think to myself...am I like that? hope not hahaha
Logged
My Life with Tennis click link 4 details:    http://www.alotbagotchay.blogspot.com

"Some people need "LOVE" spelled out for them."..... including me.. =)

http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php
*

Kristel

  • *****
  • 19773
    • View Profile
    • My Blog
Re: DeaR wife,..plz..sHut uP..
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2008, 04:02:58 PM »
Quote from: Babat on October 21, 2008, 04:01:08 PM
I bet...I laughed by myself on this too...and I had to think to myself...am I like that? hope not hahaha

Grabe naman ang wife nga ingana. Divorce gyud ang kapa-ingnan.  ;D
Logged
*

Babat

  • *****
  • Global Moderator
  • 16571
  • "Feel the LOVE today"
    • View Profile
Re: DeaR wife,..plz..sHut uP..
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2008, 04:10:10 PM »
bitaw jud...but then again, since his drunk...I bet he won't remember...he'd still be in love with her when his sober hahahaha.... poor thing! ;D
Logged
My Life with Tennis click link 4 details:    http://www.alotbagotchay.blogspot.com

"Some people need "LOVE" spelled out for them."..... including me.. =)

http://www.mikeygatal.com/connect/index.php
*

Kristel

  • *****
  • 19773
    • View Profile
    • My Blog
Re: DeaR wife,..plz..sHut uP..
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2008, 04:11:08 PM »
Quote from: Babat on October 21, 2008, 04:10:10 PM
bitaw jud...but then again, since his drunk...I bet he won't remember...he'd still be in love with her when his sober hahahaha.... poor thing! ;D

Kalimot ko dah! Hubog man diay no? Hahaha
Logged
*

Mr. Boombastic

  • *****
  • 13194
  • Binagkal Mode Usa Tah..LOL!
    • View Profile
Re: DeaR wife,..plz..sHut uP..
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2008, 10:45:14 AM »
hahahahha....nice one ;D
Logged
Pag may nagsabi sayo’ng "I DON'T LIKE YOU" wag mong damdamin.. Hilahin m0 k0 at saka m0 sabihin sa kanya’ng "hu cares?!" eto o si KENT mahal na mahal ako!!!
a

aiko

Re: DeaR wife,..plz..sHut uP..
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2008, 03:50:05 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »