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stoRy of A "Thank yOu,pO Doc WomaN.!

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stoRy of A "Thank yOu,pO Doc WomaN.!
« on: October 26, 2008, 02:52:19 AM »
A middle aged woman  had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near  death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She  even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the  path of the ambulance?"

God  replied,











I didn't recognize you  ;D :-*
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Re: stoRy of A "Thank yOu,pO Doc WomaN.!
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2008, 04:38:48 PM »
i thank God for what He has given me but salamat pa rin doctor if ever may chance,LOL
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Re: stoRy of A "Thank yOu,pO Doc WomaN.!
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2008, 10:00:57 PM »
Good one, Aikz!  :D
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Re: stoRy of A "Thank yOu,pO Doc WomaN.!
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2010, 04:46:07 PM »
lesson learned
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