honey be strong...i love u!
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and find a
young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying
the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then
gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this
guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He probably spent
lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't
resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no
matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, Honey I Love
you.
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute
and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the
bathroom. Be strong Honey, I love you too!!