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How To Tell If A Future Bride is a Virgin?

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How To Tell If A Future Bride is a Virgin?
« on: April 18, 2009, 05:13:09 AM »
Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding.

"I'm not sure if my future wife is a virgin or not."

His buddy replies," Oh there's an easy test for that. All you need is a red paint. Some blue paint. And a shovel.
Then you paint your balls. Red paint for the left. And blue paint for the right.
On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says, 'those are the funniest balls I have seen,'
you hit her with the shovel!"
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Re: How To Tell If A Future Bride is a Virgin?
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2009, 05:17:19 AM »
Quote from: willyramasola on April 18, 2009, 05:13:09 AM
Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding.

"I'm not sure if my future wife is a virgin or not."

His buddy replies," Oh there's an easy test for that. All you need is a red pain. Some blue paint. And a shovel.
Then you pain your balls. Red paint for the left. And blue paint for the right.
On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says, 'those are the funniest balls I have seen,'
you hit her with the shovel!"




that could be paintful  ;D
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Re: How To Tell If A Future Bride is a Virgin?
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2009, 02:14:36 AM »
Quote from: Jameslyn on April 18, 2009, 05:17:19 AM



that could be paintful  ;D

pain is good sometimes
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Re: How To Tell If A Future Bride is a Virgin?
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2009, 03:56:58 PM »
what?
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Re: How To Tell If A Future Bride is a Virgin?
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2009, 02:21:01 AM »
well..too easy,,eh di suwayan...hehehe
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Re: How To Tell If A Future Bride is a Virgin?
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2009, 05:46:28 AM »
konsensya na jud sa baje kung magpaka virgin pa sha...
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Re: How To Tell If A Future Bride is a Virgin?
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2009, 05:59:43 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Boombastic on September 05, 2009, 02:21:01 AM
well..too easy,,eh di suwayan...hehehe
suwayan ug naa bay red paint na mogawas ha
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Re: How To Tell If A Future Bride is a Virgin?
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2009, 08:38:32 PM »
Quote from: willyramasola on September 05, 2009, 05:59:43 AM
suwayan ug naa bay red paint na mogawas ha
ohh,,it doesnt mean na kung wla na ang red paint dli na virgin ang baje,i will let doc vj to give more explanation about virginity..... ;D
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Re: How To Tell If A Future Bride is a Virgin?
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2009, 08:39:46 PM »
Quote from: aiko on September 05, 2009, 05:46:28 AM
konsensya na jud sa baje kung magpaka virgin pa sha...

sa konsensyahay lang,wala akong itatago kasi never been touched pa eto  ;D
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Re: How To Tell If A Future Bride is a Virgin?
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2009, 08:44:03 PM »
wow super virgin pala bro hehehe
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