Entertainment Props Betting - Carrie Prejean's Next Move
by Charles Jay
CARRIE ON
Yeah, Carrie Prejean got screwed. If her parents are reading this, I don't mean literally, I mean figuratively. Perez Hilton, that naughty girl, set a little trap for her at the Miss USA pageant, and that pretty much burned her with the judges. The message - don't express your beliefs about gay marriage, or you can't be a beauty queen. They tried to strip her, and Donald Trump (who owns everything) stood up for her, then threw her under the bus a month later. It's a mess, but like many messes in the world of popular culture, you can bet on it.
Here are some of the props as they appear at BetUS Sportsbook:
CARRIE PREJEAN TO APPEAR NAKED IN A MENS MAGAZINE
Yes +250
No -400
Note: Carrie Prejean must have a new photoshoot and appear nude before 2011 for yes to be the winner.
Yeah, they found those "semi-nude" pictures of Prejean, which she claims are from when she was 17 years old, but I would think that hardly opens her up as a candidate to pose nude in a men's magazine. After all, was it not her refusal to do certain "appearances," including a photo shoot for Playboy, that ostensibly led to her getting the crown stripped from her? I mean, I have heard of "career transformation," but this would seem a little extreme for me. This is not Darva Conger we're talking about here. After disavowing those pictures as something that was the foolishness of a kid, it would look pretty silly for her to turn around and do a nude spread, which I imagine is what would be required at this point. NO (-400)
WHICH MENS MAGAZINE WILL CARRIE PREJEAN POSE NUDE?
Playboy -400
Penthouse +200
Hustler +800
Swank +1000
High Society +1200
Note: Prejean must do a new photoshoot and appear in an upcoming publication before 2011 for wagers to have action.
Okay, I'll play that game. IF Carrie Prejean WAS to agree to pose nude, which magazine would she do it with? What I'm wondering is, why don't we have "none of the above" as one of the options? Hey, it could be Gent, or Velvet, or Score, or Gallery, or Oui, or, if she really wanted to go international, it could be Knave, or Fiesta, or Urecco, or Manga Buriko, or Club International. If she wanted to target the African-American audience, should could pose for King, and if she wanted to go Latin, it could be Caballero down in Mexico, or if she really wanted to be daring, she could do Butt Magazine, which caters to an audience that really must hate her by now.
I guess the only one that wouldn't be a possibility is Perfect 10, since, well, she had those breast implants paid for by the Miss California USA pageant. I suppose there's nothing in the Bible against them.
Okay, if you force my hand, I'll say PENTHOUSE, at +200, since Playboy already got the finger from her.
CARRIE PREJEAN SHARES A STAGE WITH SARAH PALIN
Yes in 2009 -200
Not before 2010 +150
Note: Carrie Prejean and Sarah Palin must appear on stage in public together before 2010 for yes to be the winner.
I don't think this is offered as something that is tongue-in-cheek, and it shouldn't be. I see this as a real possibility, given Palin's penchant for reaching at the emotional core of the far right and her utter disregard for freedom of marriage. Plus, she's a cheap opportunist. Maybe she can teach Prejean a thing or two. YES (-200)
WILL CARRIE PREJEAN BECOME A FOX NEWS REPORTER
Yes +350
Note: Prejean must accept a full time position as a fox news reporter before 2011 for yes to be a winner.
Wow -- I was just going to suggest that. How about a fancy title - "Special Cultural Correspondent for the Sean Hannity Show." That sounds like it fits. YES! (+350)
PREJEAN TO MARCH IN A GAY PRIDE PARADE BEFORE 2011
Yes +400
Note: Prejean must publically appear in a gay pride parade before 2011 for yes to be a winner.
Only if her life/career assumes the following pattern: she gets some Fox airtime, some pep talks from Hannity, O'Reilly and the rest of the "Christian" conservative soldiers over there, shapes herself into a politician of sorts, then has to "move toward the center" to get some of the undecided’s. Then again, that will happen only if she wants to run under the Democratic banner, which Fox more or less prohibits. More than likely, she'd act like they have cooties, so she might as well stay away.
WILL CARRIE PREJEAN APPEAR ON THE APPRENTICE
Yes +300
Note: Prejean must appear as a contestant on the apprentice before 2011 for yes to be the winner.
I couldn't go with a "yes" here. She already turned down a chance to go on "I'm a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here." She just doesn't like "reality." Besides, didn't Trump fire her already?
Check back tomorrow; we could have changes. BetUs.com, usa, 19.06.09
Shanna Moakler Moseying Back to Miss Cali?
by Gina Serpe
Don't shoot the messenger—or, since there's apparently some confusion on the matter, the dog.
A month after Shanna Moakler resigned in protest from her post as the Miss California pageant codirector, the former beauty queen tells E! News she's ready and willing to once again mentor the tiara-wearing masses and resume her pageant duties, should her services be so requested.
"If Donald Trump gives his blessing, I'll be back in a heartbeat," Moakler says.
Moakler, who groused about Carrie Prejean's failure to live up to her contract, was seemingly vindicated last week, when Trump reversed his earlier decision and agreed with state pageant director Keith Lewis to fire Prejean.
Neither Trump nor Lewis immediately returned calls seeking comment on Moakler's desire to return.
Meanwhile, Moakler says she is ready to recommit to the Miss Universe universe now that she believes its credibility has been restored, and she also praises Prejean's replacement, new Miss California Tami Farrell.
Says Moakler: "She actually shows up for work." E! Online, 19.06.09