"If eyes were made for seeing,
then, beauty is its own excuse for being"
Explains why it's always best to watch a lovely sheila from down under her skirt. Especially when she's got nothing on underneath.
"A thing of beauty is a joy forever"
Is it really a thing of beauty?
It's like a hairy cyclop. Except that the eye is vertical. Not horizontal. And what makes it worse is that the eye and the mouth are one and the same.
It is the most nondescript thing I've ever seen in my life! Yet, it's a joy to watch.
Believe it or not.
It smells like hell. Strange, though, that smell is tantalizing. It's that tantalizing smell that makes her so enticing. Just like durian.
But tastes like heaven. Just like durian, too.
When you look at it, it's really very2X ugly. When you feel it, it's like porcupine. When you smell it, it smells like hell. But when you eat it ..... hhhmmmm! It's finger-licking good. I'd love to climb the huge trunks to eat it.
Throughout history, gallant knights in shining armour have fought and died for it.
Believe it or not.