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Believe it or not
« on: June 14, 2009, 03:29:35 AM »
Do you know that 50% of marriages now ends in divorce?

And 50% of the wives cheat their husbands?

Believe it or not.


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what a banal denouement! (Yevtushenko)"
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Re: Believe it or not
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2009, 03:28:30 AM »
Do you know that there was a certain era in the church's history that the Vatican was a brothel?

And there was a secret passageway leading to the pope's "retreat house" run by "nuns"?

Note the double quotes (""). Why? Because the "retreat house" was really the pope's private whorehouse. And the "nuns" were the pope's exclusive whores.

Believe it or not.
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Re: Believe it or not
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2009, 03:29:29 AM »
Ever considered Mary Magdalene's story at an angle where she, not Jesus Christ, is the focus? Ie, the central figure? Which ought to be the case as that was her story.

Anyway, .....

When the mob wanted to stone Mary Magdalene, what Jesus Christ wrote on the ground were the names and dates those men slept with her. Explains why the crowd dispersed after seeing their names.

Mary Magdalene was a woman of stunning beauty. A hurricane and a tornado all wrapped into one, so to speak. She was also an excellent bed partner. Every man's dream.

She commanded a high price in the flesh market. Everybody wanted to be her pimp. That was the cause of her trouble. She was a victim of her own provocative beauty.

Believe it or not.
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Re: Believe it or not
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2009, 03:30:08 AM »
Do you know that in an European park is (perhaps, was, like in Sydney's Tumbalong Park where the park people keep changing things so they can have something to fill up their time sheets) an erotic sculpture of a naked couple?

The man's standing and the woman's kneeling down in front of him. Her arms wrapped around his bottom. Her begging eyes looking at his fierce (tiger-look) eyes. His hand is holding a latigo.

Sometimes imagine myself as that man. And the woman is a lovely young sheila begging me, "Juan, please, let's do it na". And I'd reply,"No! I want to whip your bottom some more".

Believe it or not.
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Re: Believe it or not
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2009, 03:31:07 AM »
Do you know that the world's oldest porno king is a 75-yr-old Japanese?
His partners are usually young girls. Some even below 18.

Likes his job so much (who wouldn't), won't retire until, at least, 80.

I really envy him. Wish I were in his shoes. In fact, this is the only kind of job I'd be interested in.

Believe it or not.
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Re: Believe it or not
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2009, 08:00:58 AM »
Do you know that the world's oldest porno king is a 75-yr-old Japanese?
His partners are usually young girls. Some even below 18.

Likes his job so much (who wouldn't), won't retire until, at least, 80.

I really envy him. Wish I were in his shoes. In fact, this is the only kind of job I'd be interested in.

Believe it or not.


he must be a hot japanese like yusuke.

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Re: Believe it or not
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2009, 03:43:54 AM »
Do you know that, in an European country, there is a model girl who is also a porno girl in a porno business run by her husband? She is usually paired with ugly old men to make her beauty stand out. Her striking beauty when contrasted with an ugly partner makes the show more attractive.

Believe it or not.
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2009, 03:26:29 AM »
Do you know that there once was a US farmer who had problems with his farm as it was full of rattlesnakes? Until he got an idea that turned this liability into an asset. He developed a medicine from rattlesnake, converted his farm into a rattlesnake farm, and became rich.

But the Chinese have always known that snakes are aphrodisiacs since the dawn of its civilization. Better than taking drugs as every drug has side effects. So, if one wants to stimulate one's sex appetite, visit a Chinese herbal store. Ie, if one has the stomach to eat snakes.

No wonder, there are more Chinese than any ethnic group. A theory says that if all Chinese on earth jump at the same time, the momentum built up will throw earth out of its axis.

Believe it or not.

"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Re: Believe it or not
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2009, 03:28:20 AM »
But, if my memory serves me right, for aphrodisiacs, we, Bisaya, take soup concocted from pawikan turtle (I think also belongs to reptile family) sex organs(?). Said to prolong sexual intercourse. Heard that when pawikans copulate, could go on up to weeks(?). That would be great! Hehehe. Hindi bali mamatay, mamatay lang sa sarap.

In Mexico, they eat iguana lizards (again, also from reptile family) for aphrodisiacs.

Believe it or not.

"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Re: Believe it or not
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2009, 02:46:57 AM »
"If eyes were made for seeing,
then, beauty is its own excuse for being"

Explains why it's always best to watch a lovely sheila from down under her skirt. Especially when she's got nothing on underneath.

"A thing of beauty is a joy forever"

Is it really a thing of beauty?

It's like a hairy cyclop. Except that the eye is vertical. Not horizontal. And what makes it worse is that the eye and the mouth are one and the same.

It is the most nondescript thing I've ever seen in my life! Yet, it's a joy to watch.

Believe it or not.

It smells like hell. Strange, though, that smell is tantalizing. It's that tantalizing smell that makes her so enticing. Just like durian.

But tastes like heaven. Just like durian, too.

When you look at it, it's really very2X ugly. When you feel it, it's like porcupine. When you smell it, it smells like hell. But when you eat it ..... hhhmmmm! It's finger-licking good. I'd love to climb the huge trunks to eat it.

Throughout history, gallant knights in shining armour have fought and died for it.

Believe it or not.

"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.