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aiko

Midweek jokes
« on: September 09, 2009, 06:22:50 AM »
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi 
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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Re: Midweek jokes
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2009, 06:24:28 AM »
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up
MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
 ;D ;D
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aiko

Re: Midweek jokes
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2009, 06:25:28 AM »
What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Three fastest means of communication in the world.
Tele-phone
Tele-vision
Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster?
Tell her not to tell anyone :-)
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Re: Midweek jokes
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2009, 06:26:06 AM »
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of  AIDS?"
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"
 ;D ;D :P
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Re: Midweek jokes
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2009, 10:26:44 AM »
Quote from: aiko on September 09, 2009, 06:25:28 AM
What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Three fastest means of communication in the world.
Tele-phone
Tele-vision
Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster?
Tell her not to tell anyone :-)


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