Women are like...(heheehe)

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Women are like...(heheehe)
« on: September 10, 2009, 09:34:09 PM »
Although politically incorrect, I'll post them anyway

By all Means... MARRY!

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Gui try

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud


"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
« Last Edit: September 15, 2009, 03:35:45 AM by juan »
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Re: Women are like...(heheehe)
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2009, 09:36:38 PM »
hehehehe..gi atbangan akong men are like.....
"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know.
And you are the one who'll decide where you'll go. "

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« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2009, 07:48:58 PM »
hehehehe..gi atbangan akong men are like.....

My posting is attracting more views than yours. Ano kaya ang dahilan? Hehehe.

No offence intended. Just love to teeeease you, kissable.
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2009, 07:55:40 PM »
hahaha..lol...well,maybe coz urs is 31... 12 lang ang akoa..so,it just mean dat dghan ang girls na dokdokers diri...hehehee..
hehehehe..y u love to tease me???nyahahaha..!imo jud gidumtan akong lips dah...hehhehe..
"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know.
And you are the one who'll decide where you'll go. "

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« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2009, 08:36:26 PM »
hahaha..lol...well,maybe coz urs is 31... 12 lang ang akoa..so,it just mean dat dghan ang girls na dokdokers diri...hehehee..
hehehehe..y u love to tease me???nyahahaha..!imo jud gidumtan akong lips dah...hehhehe..


In other words, men are more abused by women. Hehehe.
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2009, 08:40:16 PM »
In other words, men are more abused by women. Hehehe.

of course not..women are abused than men...dat's the fact....hehehehe..
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You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know.
And you are the one who'll decide where you'll go. "

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« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2009, 11:43:05 PM »
of course not..women are abused than men...dat's the fact....hehehehe..

Sige. Mo-agree na lang ko basta magpa-kiss ka.
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2009, 02:55:20 AM »
Sige. Mo-agree na lang ko basta magpa-kiss ka.

waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh..!!dili pwede..bahalag mo agree ka or dili..nyahahaha..!!!adto kiss sa uban..lol...mag unsa nlng ang imong mga endangered species...lol...
"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know.
And you are the one who'll decide where you'll go. "

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« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2009, 03:39:50 AM »
waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh..!!dili pwede..bahalag mo agree ka or dili..nyahahaha..!!!adto kiss sa uban..lol...mag unsa nlng ang imong mga endangered species...lol...

For you, anong ibig sabihin ng lol? Lips on lips? Hehehe.

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Endangered species? Not to worry. It's spring here. Pretty girls are everywhere. When you see them I'll be there.

"when doves begin to mate,
don't wait, don't hesitate ....."
- from the song "Spring"

As incentive, the govt increased the single mother's pension to encourage young girls to get pregnant. Baby boom. In fact, this pension is higher than the take-home pay a junior salesgirl gets at KFC or Mac.

Aus welfare system is one of the best in the world. Can afford 'cause it's a rich country that's so sparsely populated. 20M people in a size 25X Phil.

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Springtime always reminds me of hi-sch just before grad. The STC & the CIC girls. The prom in March. Oh, those were the days. Thought they'd never end.

The first love that ended a fiasco. Wonder how I got over it.

Since then, it was as expressed in the song "Both Sides Now",
"but now, it's just another show,
you'll leave 'em laughing when you go,
and, if you care, don't let them know,
don't give yourself away".

In retrospect, had that first love gone smoothly, I probably would never have left Phil. Cguro napako sa Cebu. Guess my life was never meant to be like that. It wasn't part of the Greater Design.

Actually, easy for me to marry now. But divorce will be a nightmare should it happen. Gotta be very careful in choosing my partner.

*****

Speaking of Greater Design, if you're in Manila, there's a Santo Sing Kong Ecumenical Church. Not sure if still located in Divisoria along Tomas Morga St. One can consult the I Ching there. Funded by the rich Chinese community, the Chinese pastor also provides free consultation. Heard that nation's top leaders (Marcos, Enrile, Ramos, etc) consulted him/his predecessor.


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"Nothing happens by chance. Everything's part of some Greater Design."
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

*

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« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2009, 03:41:46 AM »
For you, anong ibig sabihin ng lol? Lips on lips? Hehehe.

******************************************

Endangered species? Not to worry. It's spring here. Pretty girls are everywhere. When you see them I'll be there.


ahahahha...u ha??lips on lips ka jan...!!!heehehe...lol as in loko loko.hehhe..i have to go now...bye Juan..ingat..
"when doves begin to mate,

don't wait, don't hesitate ....."
- from the song "Spring"

As incentive, the govt increased the single mother's pension to encourage young girls to get pregnant. Baby boom. In fact, this pension is higher than the take-home pay a junior salesgirl gets at KFC or Mac.

Aus welfare system is one of the best in the world. Can afford 'cause it's a rich country that's so sparsely populated. 20M people in a size 25X Phil.

*****

Springtime always reminds me of hi-sch just before grad. The STC & the CIC girls. The prom in March. Oh, those were the days. Thought they'd never end.

The first love that ended a fiasco. Wonder how I got over it.

Since then, it was as expressed in the song "Both Sides Now",
"but now, it's just another show,
you'll leave 'em laughing when you go,
and, if you care, don't let them know,
don't give yourself away".

In retrospect, had that first love gone smoothly, I probably would never have left Phil. Cguro napako sa Cebu. Guess my life was never meant to be like that. It wasn't part of the Greater Design.

Actually, easy for me to marry now. But divorce will be a nightmare should it happen. Gotta be very careful in choosing my partner.

*****

Speaking of Greater Design, if you're in Manila, there's a Santo Sing Kong Ecumenical Church. Not sure if still located in Divisoria along Tomas Morga St. One can consult the I Ching there. Funded by the rich Chinese community, the Chinese pastor also provides free consultation. Heard that nation's top leaders (Marcos, Enrile, Ramos, etc) consulted him/his predecessor.


_____
"Nothing happens by chance. Everything's part of some Greater Design."

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know.
And you are the one who'll decide where you'll go. "