Re: JOKES TO SHARE > Women are like...(heheehe)
Soulmate... Soulmate... Soulmate...
Long definition far as mine's concerned. Anyway, let me try.
Where do I begin? Aahhh! I know. First, let me define what she is not.
She must not be a gay or lesbian. And she must not be someone who has undergone sex-change operation. No offence intended. Just that my orientation is straight.
Heavens forbid you're one. Otherwise, please3X. Stay away from me. Mag-sepukko na lang ko.
What else? Oh, ya. This is very important. She must not be a terrorist suspect. Heard that bin Laden's boss is a woman hiding in the Phil. Are you her? Reason you're wearing spectacles? Hehehe.
Now, what she must be .....
Someone who still believes and clings to old-fashion values. In other words, "'til death do us part". Not "'til divorce do us part".
Someone whom I won't be 'sleeping with the enemy', so to speak. Yeah, Lord Byron defined marriage as a hostile transaction.
Someone who won't treat me like a toxic waste. No exaggerration. In many western societies, many wives have driven husbands to commit suicide.
Feminism is the sign of our times. Difficult for you to understand as feminism is not yet as deeply rooted in the Phil as in western countries. True, the Phil has female presidents. But that's just the tip of the iceberg. Underneath, wife-beating is still not uncommon. In western countries, especially Aus, husband-bashing is the name of the game. Hehehe.
Eg., Aus system. Wife takes in a lover. Fells terribly in love with him. Wants to get rid of hubby. So easy. She goes to police. Makes some cute statement like, "I have extreme fear for my life from him". Police secures Court Restraining Order [CRO]. CRO means hubby is banned from entering within 500m radius where she lives, works, plays tennis, etc. Divorce follows in a year or so.
Other countries may not be as BS as Aus, but it's not a far cry.
Understand now why I'm also considering the gigolo angle? Would be great to become lover of lonely wife with rich husband. Just that money doesn't spell happiness. To a certain extent, it's a good slave. Beyond, becomes a bad master. Not really Chinese, am I? Hehehe.
Yes, this all goes back to the start of my postings here in "Women are .....". Read in between the lines and you'd get an idea of my definition of soulmate. Rather, what my soulmate shouldn't be. Get the drift?
Please don't says Pinays don't do that as Pinays are quick to adapt to western culture. Explains why many puti retirees go to Phil, marry young locals (old carabaos eat young grass. Hehehe), and live there permanently.
Hope hindi ka na naman magkakaroon ng nosebleed. As I said, searching for a soulmate is like finding a needle in a haystack.
Guess this suffices for an introduction only. Interested to know more? Then, grab from Mikey my email address. So, we can take it from there in private. Otherwise, to continue within an open forum like this site, is tantamount to undressing you in public. You wouldn't want me to do that, would you?
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"If you force love, it turns to hate,
imprison it and it dies,
neglect it and it disappears,
love comes and goes depending on how you handle the circumstances"
- Robert J. Ringer