FBI JOB OPENING

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FBI JOB OPENING
« on: November 10, 2009, 05:57:07 PM »
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.


After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3
finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and
handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . .. . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and
go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for a bout 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'
The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill
her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few
minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping
the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the
chair.'

MORAL:


Women are crazy. Don't mess with them

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Re: FBI JOB OPENING
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2009, 07:13:43 PM »
what f women mess w/me? run 4 my life?
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Re: FBI JOB OPENING
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2009, 08:42:07 AM »
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.


After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3
finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and
handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . .. . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and
go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for a bout 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'
The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill
her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few
minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping
the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the
chair.'

MORAL:


Women are crazy. Don't mess with them
hahaha--women's wrath is no joke hon! hehe thanks for making meh laugh!! :-* :-* ;D

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Re: FBI JOB OPENING
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2009, 08:44:41 AM »
awayon man ka, VJ oy....

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Re: FBI JOB OPENING
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2009, 08:48:56 AM »

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them

'ohhhh no, no no don't mess with my heart'

hehehe mao ni ang radio muzik nag stick sa ahong mind while driving to the ofis dis morning.....heheh

love hurts
;D
kung ayaw mo sa kanya, pede akin na lang, hala tagay nahhh :)

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Re: FBI JOB OPENING
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2009, 09:46:00 AM »
hahahah.... ;D ;D ;D
My Life with Tennis click link 4 details:    http://www.alotbagotchay.blogspot.com

"Some people need "LOVE" spelled out for them."..... including me.. =)

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Re: FBI JOB OPENING
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2009, 12:01:23 PM »
awayon man ka, VJ oy....
peace fafa Wills-- :-* :-* ;D

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Re: FBI JOB OPENING
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2009, 12:02:00 PM »
'ohhhh no, no no don't mess with my heart'

hehehe mao ni ang radio muzik nag stick sa ahong mind while driving to the ofis dis morning.....heheh

love hurts
;D
it doesn't hurt if it's not love--charr!! ;) ;D