"Hear ye! Hear ye!
Brethren, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of Virgin Willy and Lola Tereng in the holy sacrament of matrimony.
Anyone who opposes this marriage, speak now or forever hold your piece."
Stop laughing! This is a solemn sacrosanct ceremony. They are about to pronounce their sacred vow. The sanctification of their conjugal love.