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Sex in the Dark
« on: July 31, 2010, 07:12:09 PM »
Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down.... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.

'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years?

You better explain yourself!'

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

'I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids.'  :o :o ;D ;D
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Re: Sex in the Dark
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2010, 05:55:48 AM »
i do want it in the dark ;D
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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2010, 06:52:35 PM »
Prefer in the light. Make sure not transplant one. ;D
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Re: Sex in the Dark
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2010, 06:54:43 PM »
you show it first with lights on then turn off the lights, kind of conservative you know ;D
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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2010, 07:03:41 PM »
Got a point. But still make sure she (or he?) doesn't look weird when pumping. ;D
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Re: Sex in the Dark
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2010, 07:26:58 PM »
will take a note ;D
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Re: Sex in the Dark
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2010, 02:38:14 AM »
Quote from: juan on August 05, 2010, 06:52:35 PM
Prefer in the light. Make sure not transplant one. ;D

lights on..........lights off............all the same to me.  hehehe. ;D ;D ;) :) 8)
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« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2010, 04:38:11 AM »
Quote from: devildawg on August 07, 2010, 02:38:14 AM
lights on..........lights off............all the same to me.  hehehe. ;D ;D ;) :) 8)

it was hella of a ride experience dawg ;D
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2010, 03:53:40 PM »
Quote from: mikeygatal on August 07, 2010, 04:38:11 AM
it was hella of a ride experience dawg ;D

just enjoy the ride!!  that's what I do and what I did when I dated co-eds, women in the medical field, sales, law-enforcement and military, etc.  when people get too serious about things like some marriages or relationships, they tend to forget how to live life to the fullest.  been there.........done that!! ;) :) 8)
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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2010, 08:25:38 PM »
Quote from: devildawg on August 07, 2010, 03:53:40 PM
just enjoy the ride!!  that's what I do and what I did when I dated co-eds, women in the medical field, sales, law-enforcement and military, etc.  when people get too serious about things like some marriages or relationships, they tend to forget how to live life to the fullest.  been there.........done that!! ;) :) 8)
konting twist nalang at parang blind item na itong post mo, dawg...hehehe
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