Jokes Galore

  • 251 replies
  • 28202 views
*

wardiflex

  • *****
  • 18250
  • OMG Fanaticz
    • View Profile
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #210 on: October 11, 2013, 01:12:04 AM »
hahhaa sandwich lang pala katapat sa ganyan?
kinsa tong mag pa pintal sa ilang balay etc., just inform me, naa koy kaila nga d best.09487352092

*

tart

  • *****
  • Global Moderator
  • 17191
  • a one man-woman...
    • View Profile
    • www.boholster.com
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #211 on: October 12, 2013, 05:37:48 AM »
santa baby!
follow us too at www.boholster.com

"it's good to be hated of who you are than to be loved of who you are not...."


j

juan

  • *****
  • 14363
  • Fate is the hunter for my holy grail.
    • View Profile
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #212 on: November 20, 2013, 01:59:19 PM »
some really good jokes from Juan, thanks
Don't thank me for those made at your expense. Been my greatest pleasure to add insult to injury.
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
« Last Edit: November 20, 2013, 02:00:28 PM by juan »
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #213 on: November 20, 2013, 03:38:07 PM »
hahhaa sandwich lang pala katapat sa ganyan?
bai pirmi man ko busog. :)

Sent from my GT-S5360 using Tapatalk 2


*

wardiflex

  • *****
  • 18250
  • OMG Fanaticz
    • View Profile
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #214 on: November 20, 2013, 04:26:30 PM »
hahaha same here bai, unay ug sandwich man gud ka diha..
kinsa tong mag pa pintal sa ilang balay etc., just inform me, naa koy kaila nga d best.09487352092

j

juan

  • *****
  • 14363
  • Fate is the hunter for my holy grail.
    • View Profile
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #215 on: November 20, 2013, 09:06:02 PM »
Sinful people.
 :-[
Repent! Repent! For the Armageddon is near!
 ;D ;D ;D
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

j

juan

  • *****
  • 14363
  • Fate is the hunter for my holy grail.
    • View Profile
Repent, the End of the World is Near!
« Reply #216 on: November 20, 2013, 09:12:20 PM »
On a road through a desert in Arizona, a preacher named Nathaniel Evans walked every day, preaching to the many people who roared past in their cars. “Repent, the End of the World is Near!” he yelled.

One day, as he was walking, he came to a big lever in the middle of nowhere, just by the side of the road. It had a sign next to it that read, “Pull this to end the world”

Nathaniel saw this as the perfect spot for him to preach, and soon many automobiles were parked nearby. All was well, until there were so many people, and so many cars, that the road was nearly blocked. Then a big 18-wheel rig came down the highway, and couldn’t stop in time. The driver had a choice: run over Nathaniel, or run over the Lever.

As the driver later explained to the Highway Patrol, he had no choice. Pointing to the red smear on the road that used to be Nathaniel Evans, he said, “Better Nate than Lever.”

;D ;)
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

*

wardiflex

  • *****
  • 18250
  • OMG Fanaticz
    • View Profile
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #217 on: November 20, 2013, 11:20:37 PM »
ayay na...
kinsa tong mag pa pintal sa ilang balay etc., just inform me, naa koy kaila nga d best.09487352092

*

tart

  • *****
  • Global Moderator
  • 17191
  • a one man-woman...
    • View Profile
    • www.boholster.com
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #218 on: November 21, 2013, 07:48:21 AM »
hmmm...
follow us too at www.boholster.com

"it's good to be hated of who you are than to be loved of who you are not...."


*

wardiflex

  • *****
  • 18250
  • OMG Fanaticz
    • View Profile
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #219 on: November 21, 2013, 06:21:33 PM »
hala na...
kinsa tong mag pa pintal sa ilang balay etc., just inform me, naa koy kaila nga d best.09487352092