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Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

A man wanted to determine if both his wife and mistress were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other'sbehavior.
    When his wife returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the specificbehavior of the passenger he knew to be his mistress. "She slept with nearly every man on the ship," his wife reported.
    The disheartened man then rendezvoused with his cheating mistress to ask her the same questions about his wife.
    "She was a real lady," his mistress said.
    "How so?" the encouraged man asked.
    "She came on board with her husband and never left his side." 

The rest cheat in Europe ... and elsewhere

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says, "What are you doing?"
    She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heardladies-of-the-night there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free."
    Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
    When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm going to Vegas, too. I want to see you live on $800 a year."

Did You Know?

56% of men have had sex at work.
60% of men and 54% of women have had a one-night stand.

Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!

Sometimes people we think we know so well , they are complete strangers .we go our whole lives with out knowing this until one day they hurt us so bad ....we have to let go and  beware.

Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!

Me gonna grab the life vest. Then, jump overboard.

Me badder than Dawg. Always feel goooooood when me do something bad to a fren. Hehehe.