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Twinkle Twinkle little star
« Reply #80 on: June 22, 2011, 09:54:18 PM »
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far  ;D
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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The rain makes all things beautiful
« Reply #81 on: June 22, 2011, 09:55:35 PM »
The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass and the flowers too
If rain makes all thing beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?  ;D
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue
« Reply #82 on: June 22, 2011, 09:56:41 PM »
Roses are red, Violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in a zoo
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
not in cage, but laughing at you  ;D
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
« Reply #83 on: July 07, 2011, 10:06:23 PM »
"Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest." ;D
- Helen Rowland
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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The Ten Commandments
« Reply #84 on: August 03, 2011, 11:04:15 PM »
One Sunday mass, the handsome, charismatic, and young priest's sermon was on the Ten Commandments.

He was an eloquent speaker. Very articulate and very fluent. Everything went well with his preaching. Until he preached the sixth commandment, "Thou shalt not commit adultery".

The wives began winsomely looking at him with mischievous eyes. Making seductive gestures with their mouths and tongues. The husbands, noticing their wives, stared at him with suspicion.

He started sweating a lot. His clothes became soaking wet. He began to stutter wildly. Having difficulty reading his well-prepared speech.

Anyway, he was able to carry on with his sermon. Until he preached the ninth commandment, "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife". This time, he was trembling a lot. Lost for words. His speech became incoherent.

He was unable to preach the last commandment. He had to run for his life. Being chased by a hot bunch of naughty wives. Followed by an angry mob of jealous husbands.  ;D
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #85 on: August 04, 2011, 07:24:44 PM »
dili man masabtan imong jokes oi..hahaha..!makapasimangot mani nuon...hehehe,,


 ??? ??? ???

sabta nalang gud zuls

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Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #86 on: August 04, 2011, 07:33:11 PM »
laughter is the best medicine.aw hehe
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Seek to understand, as to be understood.
« Reply #87 on: August 04, 2011, 10:27:00 PM »
??? ??? ???
sabta nalang gud zuls

"Seek to understand, as to be understood. (St. Francis of Assisi)" :) ;)
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #88 on: August 04, 2011, 10:32:50 PM »
laughter is the best medicine.aw hehe

that's right

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Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #89 on: August 04, 2011, 11:04:01 PM »
laughter is the best medicine.aw hehe
that's right

Be careful, though! .....
"I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
but I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.
I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me
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- song line from Bee Gees "I Started A Joke"

See what I'm getting at ? Hehehe. :) ;)

« Last Edit: August 04, 2011, 11:04:39 PM by juan »
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.