Jokes Galore

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Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #100 on: August 15, 2011, 12:46:07 AM »
im always hungry
"Good people are like wind. You cannot see what is inside thier hearts but you can always feel their goodness and sincerity"

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« Reply #101 on: August 15, 2011, 12:48:51 AM »
im always hungry

After living in a close country for soooo long, ... ? Ay, nako! MG sheilas, help him!  ;D
« Last Edit: August 15, 2011, 12:49:05 AM by juan »
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #102 on: August 15, 2011, 12:50:14 AM »
hungry for food
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« Reply #103 on: August 15, 2011, 12:51:50 AM »
hungry for food

No pangs for the other one?  ??? Hehehe.
« Last Edit: August 15, 2011, 01:10:03 AM by juan »
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. ;D (anonymous)"
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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If sex is .....
« Reply #105 on: August 15, 2011, 01:19:52 AM »
If sex is a pain in the a$$, then you're doing it wrong... (anonymous)"  ;D :D :) ;)
« Last Edit: August 15, 2011, 01:20:28 AM by juan »
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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"Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. (anonymous)" :) ;)
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #107 on: August 16, 2011, 07:17:30 AM »
"Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. (anonymous)" :) ;)
...true!

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Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #108 on: August 16, 2011, 08:50:53 PM »
agree
"Good people are like wind. You cannot see what is inside thier hearts but you can always feel their goodness and sincerity"

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« Reply #109 on: August 17, 2011, 01:06:51 AM »
"Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. (anonymous)" :) ;)
...permission po..pwede ko i repost. salamat :)