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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
« Reply #120 on: September 01, 2011, 12:52:22 AM »
"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.  ;D
- Rodney Dangerfield
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told
« Reply #121 on: September 01, 2011, 12:59:11 AM »
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."  ;D
- Rodney Dangerfield

Ay nako! Nag 5some ang Misis. ;D :D ;) :)
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going
« Reply #122 on: September 01, 2011, 01:04:57 AM »
"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."  ;D
- Rodney Dangerfield
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
« Reply #123 on: September 01, 2011, 01:06:15 AM »
"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."  ;D
- Rodney Dangerfield

« Last Edit: September 01, 2011, 01:06:30 AM by juan »
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfrien
« Reply #124 on: September 01, 2011, 01:07:44 AM »
"My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend." ;D
- Rodney Dangerfield
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #125 on: September 01, 2011, 07:08:19 AM »
PATIENT: Doc, i hav a prblm but promise u wont laf

(drops his pants and shows d tiniest penis EVER).

Doc: (trying not 2 laf) Ok, wats d problm?

Patient: Namamaga doc!...
"Good people are like wind. You cannot see what is inside thier hearts but you can always feel their goodness and sincerity"

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Mnemonics for the Colour Spectrum
« Reply #126 on: September 16, 2011, 02:01:56 AM »
They are Black, Brown, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Violet, Gray, White.
To easily remember them, just remember the statement, "Bad Boys Raped Our Young Girls. Beautiful Virgins Gave Way".
;D ;)
« Last Edit: September 16, 2011, 02:06:06 AM by juan »
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #127 on: September 16, 2011, 09:30:05 AM »
PATIENT: Doc, i hav a prblm but promise u wont laf

(drops his pants and shows d tiniest penis EVER).

Doc: (trying not 2 laf) Ok, wats d problm?

Patient: Namamaga doc!...

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Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #128 on: September 16, 2011, 09:15:46 PM »
"Good people are like wind. You cannot see what is inside thier hearts but you can always feel their goodness and sincerity"

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A Bachelor of Arts
« Reply #129 on: October 18, 2011, 10:36:12 PM »
"A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor."  :) ;)
- Helen Rowland
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.