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A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second
« Reply #130 on: October 18, 2011, 10:38:15 PM »
"A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest." ;D ;)
- Helen Rowland
« Last Edit: October 18, 2011, 10:38:52 PM by juan »
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #131 on: October 18, 2011, 10:39:37 PM »
Kung hindi ukol, hindi bubukol.
"Good people are like wind. You cannot see what is inside thier hearts but you can always feel their goodness and sincerity"

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A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
« Reply #132 on: October 18, 2011, 10:40:54 PM »
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.   :) ;)
- Helen Rowland
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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"Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you."   ;D ;)
- Helen Rowland
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #134 on: October 19, 2011, 12:26:36 AM »
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying
"Good people are like wind. You cannot see what is inside thier hearts but you can always feel their goodness and sincerity"

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"It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others." ;D ;)
- Helen Rowland
« Last Edit: October 19, 2011, 12:29:23 AM by juan »
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #136 on: October 19, 2011, 12:37:47 AM »
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying
She says it best when she says nothing at all. Hehehe. :) ;)
"I'd rather face the mouth of a hungry lion, than face the mouth of an angry woman".  ;D
;D ;)
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.

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Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #137 on: October 19, 2011, 12:46:26 AM »
She says it best when she says nothing at all. Hehehe. :) ;) ;D ;)
ikaw ba yan Ronan Keating? lolz
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Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #138 on: October 19, 2011, 09:44:36 AM »
ikaw ba yan Ronan Keating? lolz
.....hahahahaha..wala lang natawa lang ako. hehe

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« Reply #139 on: October 19, 2011, 08:09:59 PM »
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying
In a manner of speaking, you're right, mate. I was never truly married. Reason I'm still searching. Hehehe. :) ;)
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

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Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.