« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 13 14 [15] 16 17 ... 26   Go Down

Jokes Galore

  • 251 replies
  • 28064 views
j

juan

  • *****
  • 14363
  • Fate is the hunter for my holy grail.
    • View Profile
If Tomorrow Never Comes
« Reply #140 on: October 19, 2011, 08:22:39 PM »
Quote from: Hotchick! on October 19, 2011, 09:44:36 AM
.....hahahahaha..wala lang natawa lang ako. hehe
Right singer. Wrong song/song line. :) ;)
“'Cause I've lost loved ones in my life
Who never knew how much I loved them
Now I live with the regret
That my true feelings for them never were revealed”
- song line from RONAN KEATING’s “If Tomorrow Never Comes”
« Last Edit: October 19, 2011, 08:23:24 PM by juan »
Logged
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.
*

felix

  • *****
  • Global Moderator
  • 30615
    • View Profile
    • http://felix.boholano.net
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #141 on: October 21, 2011, 09:27:44 PM »
Quote from: juan on October 19, 2011, 08:09:59 PM
In a manner of speaking, you're right, mate. I was never truly married. Reason I'm still searching. Hehehe. :) ;)
same here thought lolz
Logged
"Good people are like wind. You cannot see what is inside thier hearts but you can always feel their goodness and sincerity"

http://felix.boholano.net
*

felix

  • *****
  • Global Moderator
  • 30615
    • View Profile
    • http://felix.boholano.net
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #142 on: October 21, 2011, 09:29:16 PM »
Quote from: Hotchick! on October 19, 2011, 09:44:36 AM
.....hahahahaha..wala lang natawa lang ako. hehe
happy paka karon kay bag-o paman
Logged
"Good people are like wind. You cannot see what is inside thier hearts but you can always feel their goodness and sincerity"

http://felix.boholano.net
*

Hotchick!

  • *****
  • Global Moderator
  • 1184
    • View Profile
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #143 on: October 24, 2011, 08:02:53 PM »
Quote from: felix on October 21, 2011, 09:29:16 PM
happy paka karon kay bag-o paman
...natawa ako kay Ronan Keating. hihihi
Logged
*

felix

  • *****
  • Global Moderator
  • 30615
    • View Profile
    • http://felix.boholano.net
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #144 on: October 24, 2011, 09:14:31 PM »
Applicants
 2 girls nag-aaply ng work. 1 matalino, 1 bobo
 Matalino: Buti ka pa natanggap. Ano ba'ng ginawa mo?
 Bobo: Wala. Nung nag-fill up me ng form, nilagay ko sa Sex, sure.
Logged
"Good people are like wind. You cannot see what is inside thier hearts but you can always feel their goodness and sincerity"

http://felix.boholano.net
j

juan

  • *****
  • 14363
  • Fate is the hunter for my holy grail.
    • View Profile
Fastest EFT ?
« Reply #145 on: October 26, 2011, 07:05:05 PM »
Quote from: juan on November 15, 2010, 12:16:24 AM
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
Even much faster is divorce. ;D :D :) ;)
« Last Edit: October 26, 2011, 07:06:23 PM by juan »
Logged
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.
*

felix

  • *****
  • Global Moderator
  • 30615
    • View Profile
    • http://felix.boholano.net
Re: Jokes Galore
« Reply #146 on: October 28, 2011, 09:26:48 PM »
Quote from: juan on October 26, 2011, 07:05:05 PM
Even much faster is divorce. ;D :D :) ;)
nice unta kung naa na sa pinas
Logged
"Good people are like wind. You cannot see what is inside thier hearts but you can always feel their goodness and sincerity"

http://felix.boholano.net
j

juan

  • *****
  • 14363
  • Fate is the hunter for my holy grail.
    • View Profile
People these days are too fake. They say "I'm always here for you!" Bitch please
« Reply #147 on: December 02, 2011, 01:33:11 AM »
"People these days are too fake. They say "I'm always here for you!" Bitch please! Give me a break." ;D ;)
- Unknown
Logged
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.
j

juan

  • *****
  • 14363
  • Fate is the hunter for my holy grail.
    • View Profile
Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.
« Reply #148 on: December 02, 2011, 01:35:14 AM »
Rumors. Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs. ;D ;)
- Unknown
« Last Edit: December 02, 2011, 01:39:27 AM by juan »
Logged
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.
j

juan

  • *****
  • 14363
  • Fate is the hunter for my holy grail.
    • View Profile
No more games, no more drama. When you wanna be real gimme a holla.
« Reply #149 on: December 02, 2011, 01:37:27 AM »
No more games, no more drama. When you wanna be real gimme a holla. :) ;)
- Unknown
Logged
"true love is life's best treasure.
wealth and fame may pass away,
bring no joy or lasting pleasure.
true love abides all way.
through the world i'll gladly go,
if one true love i know."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________ ______________________
Everyone, who came into my world, left footprints in my heart. Some, so faint, I can hardly detect them. Others, so clear, I can easily discern them. Regardless, they all influenced me. They all made me who I am.
Pages: 1 ... 13 14 [15] 16 17 ... 26   Go Up
« previous next »